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In a final attempt to rein in their worship leader, Knoxville's Church on the Rock has instituted a pitch clock for all of the miniature sermons he tries to work in between songs.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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If you've been to church lately, you have probably noticed that the so-called "order of worship" really serves as more of a vague set of suggestions. Here, we present to you a more realistic order of worship, in all its glory:
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The local worship band for Redeemer Church has continued its decade-long shadow ban on bass player Kevin Young.
Published: Tuesday, December 13th, 2022 @ 1:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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New evidence suggests that some of the people present at Jesus Christ's famous Sermon on the Mount had to sit in an overflow section on the eastern side of the mount where a large jumbotron screen had been set up.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 12:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local church was thrown into an uproar over the weekend as one congregant was instantly turned into a pillar of salt after turning back to glare at what was later found to be a faultless and righteous sound man.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ever wondered who the disciples were that followed Jesus besides those twelve famous guys?
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While today's churches seem to have tons of positions and pastors for everything, in the Bible, there are only a few church offices outlined: elder, deacon, and sound guy.
Published: Sunday, September 4th, 2022 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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You're a worship leader, which means you have the most important job in the entire church. Don't screw it up, or the whole church service will be ruined and everyone will drive home after the service talking about how "cringe" you were. No pressure!
Published: Saturday, June 25th, 2022 @ 10:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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