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The Sheriff then stated he worked for the judicial branch. That was enough internet for me in one day. I could feel my brain shrinking.
Published: Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 @ 11:19 am
By: Harry Meredith, Jr.
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we were governed by the politburo with the autopen
Published: Sunday, June 1st, 2025 @ 3:21 pm
By: John Steed
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Clyburn Says Biden’s Gaffes Have ‘Nothing To Do With His Brain,’ Points To Struggles With StutteringThe myriad of gaffes by President Joe Biden has “nothing to do with his brain,” a veteran Democrat in Congress said on Saturday as he pointed to Biden’s lifelong fight to overcome a stutter.
Published: Tuesday, March 5th, 2024 @ 10:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce admitted to letting his emotions get the best of him during Sunday’s Super Bowl matchup against the San Francisco 49ers.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 12:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House ran cover for President Joe Biden on Thursday when pressed on why the commander in chief has not held a traditional year-end news conference.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an unsurprising discovery, local boomer Susan Leigh's iPhone photo album was revealed to be exclusively made up of accidental screenshots.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 8:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Not a endorsement most would welcome
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 11:10 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Harvard President Claudine Gay is facing new plagiarism allegations, following accusations earlier this week that she had plagiarized portions of her 1997 Ph.D. dissertation and three other published works.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 2:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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She was left bleeding and unconscious on the sidewalk.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 9:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden continues his slump of poor polling as his top rival Donald Trump creates more separation in both Republican primary and general election surveys.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 9:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the Islamic Entente seeks to destroy the state of Israel with a multi-spectral, multi-front war of annihilation, we are reminded of the scribbling of Fusion in July, 2001. He postulated that the new century would see "The Final Jihad" commence .
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: The Correspondent
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Don't let 'the Big Guy' fall down.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Podcast giant Joe Rogan and comedian Bill Maher battled it out during a recent episode of “The Joe Rogan Experience” on who was worse for the U.S.: Former President Donald Trump or President Joe Biden.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 4:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the local police department was called to investigate a corpse that apparently washed up on the beach.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) reportedly slammed a group of high school-aged Senate pages during a late-night tour this week of the U.S. Capitol.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 10:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Top Democrats are reportedly reaching out to rising stars in the party and are telling them that President Joe Biden is not running for re-election.
Published: Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 @ 7:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden claimed Ireland was his home during a press briefing wrapping up his visit in Helsinki, Finland — and then stumbled as he boarded Air Force One to return to the United States.
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 1:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“When is the optimal time for Biden to drop out of the race?”
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 1:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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"This is not literature. This is smut."
Published: Sunday, July 2nd, 2023 @ 3:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Retired Admiral John Kirby appeared to be left speechless during a Wednesday briefing, stumbling through his response to a poll indicating that a majority of Americans believe President Joe Biden was involved in his family’s alleged corrupt business dealings.
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 6:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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With inflation remaining stubbornly persistent, the Easter Bunny has been forced to hide ramen noodle packages around people's yards in lieu of his usual eggs.
Published: Tuesday, May 16th, 2023 @ 9:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On Wednesday morning, Republican leaders announced that Rep. Tricia Cotham, a longtime Democrat from Mecklenburg County, is joining the North Carolina Republican Party.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 2:17 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Podcast giant Joe Rogan mocked mainstream news organizations during a broadcast of his show this week for ignoring the biggest stories happening in the world today.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 11:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Scientists have concluded a years-long study confirming the indisputable correlation between people putting trust in their government and people also eating paint chips.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 8:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Democrat Gov. Roy Cooper signed an executive order at a press conference Tuesday creating the Office of Violence Prevention in the Department of Public Safety, the first of its kind in the South.
Published: Friday, April 7th, 2023 @ 10:17 am
By: Carolina Journal
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For more than a decade we’ve studied the problem exhaustively, we’ve talked about it almost incessantly, we’ve engaged the latest curriculum du jour, and have spent more than $50 million dollars, yet we still can’t solve the mystery of our children’s reading proficiency.
Published: Sunday, March 26th, 2023 @ 9:02 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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Despite being armed with respectable PhDs, published papers, and bowties, historians remain stumped that kids throughout history didn't commit suicide despite having no access to gender surgery.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The world is laughing at the United States with President Joe Biden in the Oval Office — or at least our Aussie friends down under are getting a good chuckle out of his presidency.
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2023 @ 6:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot failed to win reelection, city officials honored her legacy of skyrocketing crime rates with a 21-murder salute.
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2023 @ 10:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Trump reached back for his 2016 magic with Wednesday’s trip to East Palestine, Ohio, Ben Shapiro said during a chat with Sirius XM host Megyn Kelly.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 8:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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