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The geopolitical balance of power appeared to experience a significant shift this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had gerrymandered the United States of America to now include Canada.
Published: Monday, October 13th, 2025 @ 3:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man experienced an unsettling feeling this morning after growing skeptical that Count Chocula cereal may not actually be "part of a complete breakfast," as advertised.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 10:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While every state in the Union is way better than France, each has its upsides and downsides. We at The Babylon Bee have collected for you the biggest pros and cons of living in all fifty of these United States:
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A BNSF train derailment in Minnesota on Thursday caused an evacuation in a small town after several of the train’s cars caught on fire.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 10:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Move aside, purple horseshoes! General Mills announced today an exciting new addition to their Lucky Charms marshmallow lineup: Ukraine Flag charms, available for a limited time only.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Being alive is hard. If you don't eat, you die. But, if you eat the wrong thing, you also die. So be careful out there, friends. What you're eating might be literally killing you!
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 1:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As Canada's MAID (Medical Assistance In Dying) system continues to alleviate the pain of patients and the financial strain on the nation's healthcare system, a recent innovation is expected to further improve results
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 9:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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You know things are bad when Canada has to tap into its strategic reserve of maple syrup to combat a shortage.
Published: Wednesday, July 20th, 2022 @ 8:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Jill Biden recently referred to Latino people as "Breakfast Tacos," eschewing the more politically correct term, "Brxxkfst Txcxs."
Published: Friday, July 15th, 2022 @ 10:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The famed Impractical Jokers comedy quartet managed to get access to President Biden's cheat sheet today, quickly plunging the nation into chaos.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 4:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Meebleton family was enjoying their Sunday morning tradition of burning pancakes and spilling the syrup when husband, Ron, did his part to get the family ready for church by shouting, "Kids, it's time to get ready for church!"
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 11:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A race-based training program used by federal agencies claims, among other things, that saying one is “colorblind” to race is itself racist.
Published: Saturday, March 5th, 2022 @ 7:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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Elizabeth Haigh, a British Singapore-born chef who rose to fame as a contestant on “MasterChef U.K.,” has been accused of plagiarizing her 2021 debut cookbook “Makan: Recipes from the Heart of Singapore.”
Published: Sunday, January 2nd, 2022 @ 12:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Quaker Oats announced on Wednesday that it is going to rename and rebrand its pancake brand, Aunt Jemima, amid growing backlash online because the name was based on a “racial stereotype.”
Published: Friday, June 19th, 2020 @ 5:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Black Americans Face Alarming Rates of Coronavirus Infection in Some States
Published: Tuesday, April 14th, 2020 @ 11:19 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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That's what Dr. Erin Fraher, health workforce expert at University of North Carolina, had to say to lawmakers at a recent subcommittee meeting that examined how government funds are distributed to help teaching hospitals pay for physician residency programs
Published: Monday, March 12th, 2018 @ 10:08 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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This is no ordinary day at the rabbit patch, for snow blankets the territory. School was dismissed early, yesterday-and so all afternoon, I waited for snow.
Published: Thursday, January 11th, 2018 @ 1:49 am
By: Michele Rhem
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The inventor of Coca-Cola died penniless and addicted to Morphine. John Pemberton fought in the civil war on the losing side. He was almost killed by a saber wound and became addicted to morphine to ease the pain.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2017 @ 3:18 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Coffee liqueur is a most delicious drink - especially if you love the smell and taste of good coffee.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2016 @ 11:06 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Governor Pat McCrory celebrated the grand opening of Morinaga Co. & Ltd. in Mebane today
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2016 @ 12:37 am
By: McCrory Communications
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Governor Pat McCrory participated today in the groundbreaking ceremony for the new manufacturing facility for Morinaga America Foods, a leading international confectionary company based in Japan.
Published: Friday, June 6th, 2014 @ 2:48 pm
By: Christopher Maye
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We all make mistakes. We err as individuals and as members of groups. All businesses commit errors. All churches, charities, and voluntary associations stumble. All governments screw up.
Published: Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013 @ 11:45 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Governor Pat McCrory and N.C. Commerce Secretary Sharon Decker announced today that Morinaga, a leading international confectionary company, will locate a new facility in Orange County.
Published: Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013 @ 5:13 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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