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Many people are familiar with Dante's famous "9 Circles of Hell," where different categories of pitiful souls spend eternity in horrific torment for their sins.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 8:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Calls are growing in Sacramento for a criminal investigation to be launched into California Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom after an explosive story published this week said that Newsom created an unusual special carveout in a piece of legislation that benefited one of his top donors.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 9:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means it'll eventually be election time.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an attempt to avoid further injury and traumatic incidents involving Caucasians eating food that's far too spicy for them, the scientists behind the Scoville Scale have announced they are releasing a separate spiciness scale for white people.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With a wedding hanging in the balance after running out of booze, Satan stepped up to miraculously turn water into Bud Light.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 11:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Researchers with the U.S. Food & Drug Administration have determined that cereal reaches its peak flavor at 10 pm if eaten on the couch while watching a true crime documentary.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 11:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Good news! Achieving peak physical fitness doesn't have to be an unsolvable enigma. There are surefire ways to guarantee you a ripped, wrecked, yoked, strapped, shredded physique in no time.
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 2:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As more and more families are hit by inflation under the Biden administration, experts are reporting that millions of Americans are turning to Costco samples as their primary source of sustenance.
Published: Thursday, March 2nd, 2023 @ 12:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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FDA officials specializing in the field of genuine Mexican food have released a comprehensive, peer-reviewed report confirming no link between eating Taco Bell and immediately suffering from explosive diarrhea, and that Taco Bell was "safe and effective."
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 6:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Being alive is hard. If you don't eat, you die. But, if you eat the wrong thing, you also die. So be careful out there, friends. What you're eating might be literally killing you!
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 1:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Facing tough questions about runaway inflation and the record-high cost of consumer goods, gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre reminded everyone that everything has always been more expensive than usual.
Published: Monday, January 9th, 2023 @ 7:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to entice more customers who are looking for a real, authentic Italian dining experience, Olive Garden is now requiring all their wait staff to use that funny hand gesture Italian people always use.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local developer who was recently let go from Twitter is having a difficult time finding the meditation room at his new job at the SFO Airport Taco Bell.
Published: Monday, November 21st, 2022 @ 12:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite the fact that Americans view at least 327 prescription drug ads per day, we don't seem to be very healthy!
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Stacey Abrams turned the medical world upside-down earlier this week with her revelation that heartbeats are a complete scam, concocted to trick women into thinking babies are alive.
Published: Monday, October 3rd, 2022 @ 7:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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the perverts are sexually grooming children with these drag queen events
Published: Sunday, June 26th, 2022 @ 8:14 am
By: John Steed
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Some things about Donald Trump are common knowledge. For example, he's everyone's favorite President of the United States. Duh! But you may be surprised to find there are many things you still don't know!
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 5:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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in Washington, Pizza Inn is a safe alternative to ''woke'' Pizza Hut
Published: Saturday, June 4th, 2022 @ 8:30 pm
By: John Steed
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sick corporate policy partners with LGBTQ group that targers children
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 8:41 am
By: John Steed
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When Nick Samuels took his wife out for their weekly date night on Monday, he was pleased to hear that she was flexible on restaurant destinations.
Published: Thursday, May 12th, 2022 @ 11:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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His win propels him to the top of the Democratic field, maybe.
Published: Tuesday, February 11th, 2020 @ 1:23 pm
By: LifeZette
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In mid-February, the Charlotte Observer ran a long piece about “The little-known trend that’s hurting housing affordability in Charlotte.”
Published: Tuesday, April 17th, 2018 @ 12:23 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Around 9:15pm this evening two men possibly armed with handguns entered Taco Bell located at 1306 Carolina Avenue and removed money from the store.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2012 @ 11:50 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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