Christmas time is in full swing with tree decorating, caroling, gift wrapping, and of course — the beloved tradition of traumatizing millions of small children everywhere by taking them to meet Santa Claus.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 12:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With 11 minutes of estimated assembly time and a single Allen wrench as a required toolset, the $38 IKEA bunk bed has been rated as "probably safe."
Published: Thursday, December 15th, 2022 @ 9:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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More than $743 Million in NC Child Care Stabilization Grants have been distributed to over 4,300 Child Care Centers Statewide
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 3:07 am
By: Governor's Office
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This week, a new study from Johns-Hopkins University has concluded masks are over 75% effective at helping small children stay protected from oxygen.
Published: Thursday, December 8th, 2022 @ 6:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In observance of Family Engagement Month this November, the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services is proud to announce new early learning resources for families with young children.
Published: Friday, November 18th, 2022 @ 4:43 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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immunity weakened by lockdowns and masks
Published: Thursday, October 6th, 2022 @ 7:01 pm
By: John Steed
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People are addicted to their phones
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 1:43 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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If you're covering Jill Biden and Miguel Cardona's visit to Greensboro today, please consider the following statement from the Republican National Committee.
Published: Saturday, September 17th, 2022 @ 10:52 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Twenty-one years ago today, on Sept. 11 , 2001, I dropped my toddler and infant off at day care in a Virginia suburb of our nation’s capital, completely preoccupied with the long commute into downtown.
Published: Friday, September 16th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Every person or organization has a method of operation. To our detriment, it would appear that our federal government has adopted an M.O. that is unquestionably criminal in intent.
Published: Monday, September 12th, 2022 @ 1:57 am
By: John W. LaCava
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Today, new interactive online dashboards show how North Carolina’s children from birth to age 5 receive services like child care, food benefits and protective services, providing insight into program successes and elevating continued needs.
Published: Thursday, September 1st, 2022 @ 3:49 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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FDA has known and only sent out alerts to warn people
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 2:28 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Stephen King fans have long been perplexed as to how the man who wrote The Shining, the Dark Tower series, and Misery could possibly be the same guy who logs onto Twitter and tweets like a 7-year-old chimpanzee with anger issues.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 10:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After Communist China warned against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s visit to Taiwan, saying such a visit would have a “a severe impact on the political foundation of China-U.S. relations,” Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX), a trenchant critic of China, fired back.
Published: Sunday, August 14th, 2022 @ 7:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The question of whether to ease credentialing requirements in North Carolina childcare centers continues to bubble up in meetings of the N.C. Childcare Commission.
Published: Saturday, August 13th, 2022 @ 4:17 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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More info on the new c-19 injection
Published: Thursday, July 21st, 2022 @ 11:13 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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TORONTO - Beloved kids' show Paw Patrol has come under fire for daring to have a police officer who is not scum, Chase the German Shepherd.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 8:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre brought out President Biden during Thursday's press briefing to demonstrate the president's new toddler leash.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 9:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Dangerous policy
Published: Monday, July 4th, 2022 @ 5:35 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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On the way home from his family's long-anticipated trip to Disney World, toddler David Hayes informed his father that the Magic Kingdom had come up just short of a trip through the car wash.
Published: Friday, June 3rd, 2022 @ 11:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH — Families participating in the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) can now purchase more sizes and types of Gerber formula thanks to efforts by the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services to support families
Published: Wednesday, June 1st, 2022 @ 5:21 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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A groundbreaking new study from researchers at Harvey Mudd College has uncovered a definitive link between small children and dehydration: bedtime.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 4:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a show of solidarity with a vocal minority of gender activists who don't purchase their products, Fisher-Price introduced the "My First Gender Transition" playset for kids ages 2 to 9.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 11:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local toddler Lance Wigglestein has completely lost faith in the existence of all-powerful, all-loving parents after they callously took away the really fun knife he was playing with.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 12:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Updating the press on the baby formula shortage that's affecting millions of American families, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre (black, gay, immigrant) stated that all blame for the shortage rested squarely on the curly locks of the giant baby from Honey, I Blew Up The Kid.
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 6:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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NCDHHS taking action to help increase access
Published: Sunday, May 22nd, 2022 @ 11:02 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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MORRISTOWN, TN—As an expression of love, devotion, and infinite gratitude, local husband Jerbis Dorvney waited until after midnight on Mother's Day to ask his wife to change their kid's stinky diaper.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 10:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to her family, 16-year-old former “Toddlers and Tiaras” star Kailia Posey died of suicide.
Published: Tuesday, May 10th, 2022 @ 8:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mary Alice Warren Moore passed away on April 24, 2022, at the age of 87.
Published: Tuesday, April 26th, 2022 @ 9:24 am
By: Announcements
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Liberals across the country are concerned about the removal of the mask mandate, seeing viral video after viral video of people cheering on airplanes because they no longer have to wear masks.
Published: Monday, April 25th, 2022 @ 2:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a new episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Mickey described a transgender surgery scalpel as "a surprise tool that will help us later."
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 3:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Jasper McTubbins called it a day as far as parenting responsibilities were concerned after he paused for a moment from polishing his golf clubs in the garage so he could yell, “Listen to your mother!” at the kids.
Published: Sunday, April 17th, 2022 @ 1:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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