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allows DOE to cut funds to VA school districts defying Trump's order on bathroom privacy
Published: Monday, September 8th, 2025 @ 9:14 pm
By: John Steed
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Joe Eszterhas said the dialogue will not be politically correct.
Published: Sunday, August 31st, 2025 @ 12:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"transgender" policies violated rights of women and girls
Published: Wednesday, August 20th, 2025 @ 2:54 pm
By: John Steed
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emergency orders to overrule those idiot regs avoided blackouts
Published: Friday, June 27th, 2025 @ 7:44 am
By: John Steed
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allows Duke to operate coal plants at full capacity to guarantee electricity
Published: Tuesday, June 24th, 2025 @ 9:07 pm
By: John Steed
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Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump blasted the Kamala Harris campaign on Monday for pushing to change the rules for the upcoming ABC News debate, saying that Harris and her team are looking for a way to “get out” of the event.
Published: Monday, September 2nd, 2024 @ 3:33 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“Anti-racist” author Ibram X. Kendi, “1619 Project” author Nikole Hannah-Jones, and a number of others claimed that the long-awaited exit of Harvard University President Claudine Gay was a coordinated racist attack — and the backlash was immediate.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Babylon Bee has officially announced its person of the year: housewife Christina Meyers, 34, of Boise Idaho.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The GOP-led House failed on Tuesday to pass a bill to approve a $17.6 billion Israel aid package that does not include an offset that was tucked into a similar measure the chamber approved last year.
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 6:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A court hearing Tuesday in Asheville could help determine whether an expelled University of North Carolina student can continue to shield his real name while he sues the school.
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 1:17 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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According to a recent survey, women have confirmed what many have thus far suspected to be true: The number one quality they look for in a mate is, "Does he own a 1980 Ford Bronco?"
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 9:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Being an FBI agent is a sweet gig — excitement, carrying a badge and gun, wearing one of those cool "FBI" windbreakers, spying on law-abiding citizens, and cracking down on dangerous terrorists like Auntie Mable who voted for Trump. But how does one become an FBI agent?
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 1:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former White House Chief COVID Adviser Dr. Anthony Fauci claimed during a recent interview that he no longer felt the need to attend church because his “personal ethics on life” were enough.
Published: Saturday, December 30th, 2023 @ 2:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The fight over a congressional subpoena is poised to escalate, with House Republicans warning Hunter Biden on Wednesday about the prospect of contempt of Congress proceedings if he does not appear for a deposition this month.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 9:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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Jeremy Dunning, an obviously savage Neanderthal who lives in a cave within the Albuquerque city limits, reportedly has been heard on multiple occasions stating that he just doesn't think Weird Al is all that funny.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a pleasant weekend evening in the Belnap household quickly soured due to husband Lance's relational ineptitude. Trisha had grown frustrated that he did not realize she wanted him to be quiet and also talk to her and also leave her alone and also come and talk to her.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“It just doesn’t match the truth; it doesn’t match the reality. They need to go and read the facts."
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 8:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"A situation whereby Allied States Parties abide by the Treaty, while Russia does not, would be unsustainable.”
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local toddler Max Hansen worked tirelessly throughout the afternoon Thursday to empty every single item out of every single drawer and cupboard so his tired, overworked mom didn't have to.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 8:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We know we are to give back to God a portion of what He has given us — but does only money count as tithing? Here are eight activities The Babylon Bee has found that actually count toward your tithe.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo blasted President Biden after Biden stated in Vietnam that he didn’t “want to contain China.”
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 10:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man has been rushed to the hospital this morning with life-threatening injuries sustained from sleeping in a slightly different position than he normally does.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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admits to "open" relationship and sex with others, but only does the porn with her hustand
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 9:11 pm
By: John Steed
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Democrats across the nation were reportedly confused by thousands of local parades held yesterday, as everyone in them kept their clothes on and didn't swing sex toys around.
Published: Wednesday, August 30th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning display of determination and perseverance, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has shown the world that illiteracy is no match for ambition and dreams.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump said during an interview over the weekend that his plan to end the war in Ukraine in just 1 day involves threatening to give Ukraine “more” weapons “than they ever got” if Russian President Vladimir Putin does not bring the war to an end.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 1:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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In the wake of the Target controversy resulting in widespread calls for boycotts among suburban housewife shoppers, husbands across the United States have begun praying faith-based home decor retail chain Hobby Lobby will make a bad public relations decision to cause a similar firestorm
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 1:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When it comes to immigration, President Joe Biden should take some advice from the Roman Catholic Church. In short, the Church does not support open borders and offers reasonable guidelines for how a wealthy country should handle foreigners seeking to cross the border — legally or not.
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 11:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) stood in solidarity with the rest of his party on Thursday as not one of them voted in favor of the GOP-led bill designed to protect women’s sports.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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When the North Carolina Supreme Court ruled on our state’s voter ID law on April 28th, the justices only had to answer one narrow question: “[Does the voter ID law] violate the meaningful protections set forth in Article I, Section 19 of the North Carolina Constitution?”
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 1:12 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The FBI acknowledged in a statement Monday afternoon that there were problems with its 2016 Trump-Russia investigation and that it has taken numerous actions to ensure that it does not happen again.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 12:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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US does not even have a wage requirement
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 7:37 am
By: John Steed
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The Biden administration‘s response to the horrific Christian school shooting on Monday has been pretty odd. Notably, unlike other attacks on religious or ethnic groups, it does not appear that any member of the Biden administration has even acknowledged that it was a Christian school
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 8:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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"Just because you’re not situated on the southern border doesn’t mean your community is not affected."
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 10:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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While at his first job interview with a prospective employer Thursday, local man Justin Rasberger was crestfallen to learn that "quoting Monty Python" does not count as relevant job experience, and in fact is not currently considered a "marketable skill" among employers.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 10:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"I would never trust a female pilot if my life depended on it," said local man Ray Strunk, who doesn't know how to change the wiper blades on his car.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 7:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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If you thought the Biden administration was a walking disaster, then you thought wrong, according to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. It is actually a huge success because it doesn’t have a lot of straight, white men working in the executive branch, she bragged on Thursday.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 11:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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White House spokeswoman Karine Jean-Pierre on Tuesday was asked whether President Joe Biden has a preferred way to communicate with the American people — something he rarely does.
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 @ 2:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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A well-known political network that focuses on limited government says it’s time to look ahead to the future for Republican presidential candidates for 2024, and they say that future doesn’t include former President Donald Trump.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 9:45 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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