In a horrific yet tiny accident, Houston Astros second baseman José Altuve was accidentally stepped on as the Texas Rangers stormed the mound to celebrate making it to the World Series.
Published: Thursday, December 14th, 2023 @ 10:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Billions of people across the globe instantly converted to belief in God after witnessing the utter destruction of the Houston Astros on Monday night.
Published: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 @ 2:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Houston law enforcement officials released a statement Monday afternoon saying that they arrested a 33-year-old man for assaulting Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) during a Houston Astros celebration parade.
Published: Tuesday, November 15th, 2022 @ 2:38 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a thrilling end to a stellar season, the Houston Astros beat the Philadelphia Phillies in game 6 to secure a World Series championship for the first time ever in the team's history.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 2:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Through diplomatic channels, America has offered for Kim Jong-Un to test out his nuclear arsenal at the next Astros-Phillies World Series game.
Published: Saturday, November 5th, 2022 @ 4:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A time that should have been marked by triumphant celebration ended up being a moment one member of the Houston Astros’ staff has come to regret.
Published: Friday, October 25th, 2019 @ 3:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Baseball is all the rage in Fayetteville, with the city close to signing a deal that would commit $35 million for a new baseball stadium in the hope of attracting a minor-league team to town.
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2016 @ 4:14 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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