Local man Jeremy Carmichael made a groundbreaking dietary discovery this week after realizing he could shed a few pounds by not stopping at the local Chevron on his way to work every morning to purchase a double-decker oatmeal creme pie.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Biblical scholars have at last uncovered a missing verse from the end of the book of Leviticus that reads: ‘So Anyway, All That To Say, Here's A Killer Oatmeal Cookie Recipe'.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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