Mike Lindell Announces 21 New MyPillow Spinoffs

Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 1:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

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    Mike Lindell has done it again. This time the inventor of the enormously popular MyPillow is expanding his market to never before reached groups.

    So whether you have a MyPillow already or not-don't worry! Check out this list of his latest and greatest pillows to find the perfect pillow just for you!

    1) CryPillow: for libs to cry harder into.

    2) ThyPillow: for KJV enthusiasts.

    3) RyePillow: we're pretty sure this is just a loaf of bread with a pillowcase on it but we'll take 3!

    4) MeesaPillow: for Gungans.

    5) HighPillow: for stoners.

    6) ThighPillow: for lower back support.

    7) BiPillow: sometimes it's hot sometimes it's cold, there's just no telling with this pillow.

    8) My Pillow, My My Pillow, My Pillow, My My Pillow, My Pillow, My My Pillow: for worship leaders.

    9) DiePillow: Great comfort even when you're 6ft under.

    10) MySkrillow: for dubstep enthusiasts.

    11) GuyPillow: Welcome to Slumber Town with this Guy Fieri-inspired pillow.

    12) TheBigLie Pillow: Biden's pillow of choice.

    13) CobraKaiPillow: For karate enthusiasts.

    14) WhyPillow: For philosophers.

    15) SighPillow: Forwhen your wife is mad and won't say what's wrong but insists "it's fine".

    16) DoOrDoNotThereIsNoTryPillow: for the special Jedi in your life.

    17) AyeAyePillow: the sea is treacherous but that doesn't mean a pirate's pillow has to be too.

    18) iPillow: for Apple enthusiasts. Starting at only $249.

    19) DryPillow: Okay, Mike, this is clearly just a sponge and not a pillow.

    20) VibePillow: this pillow be bussin' no cap fr fr.

    21) ByeByeByePillow: for N'SYNC fans out there.

    Well, we hope you found your perfect pillow or pillows! Be sure to let us know what exciting pillows Mike Lindell should make next.

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