Alcohol and driving
Published: Sunday, May 5th, 2024 @ 6:39 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Bud Light’s parent company, Anheuser-Busch, is estimated to have lost over one billion dollars in sales after the brand faced boycotts from conservatives over its partnership with trans-identifying influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 4:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It's a New Year, which means it's time to make resolutions — even for prominent evangelical leaders. The Babylon Bee asked the following well-known figures in the faith what they hope to accomplish in 2024:
Published: Thursday, March 28th, 2024 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Trans influencer could have to delete Bud Light posts that blatantly violate new beer industry guidelines
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Shortly after the news of his passing was announced, tributes to country music legend Toby Keith started pouring in.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 11:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Overlooked in the chaotic situation that unfolded in recent days, Irish citizens made history as they engaged in violent rioting while completely sober for the first time ever.
Published: Saturday, February 3rd, 2024 @ 7:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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It can be so confusing, trying to figure out which of the 437 Christian denominations you want to join. In fact, scientists believe there are almost as many denominations as there are genders. That's a lot of different ways to do church!
Published: Tuesday, January 30th, 2024 @ 1:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local college student Brenda Thurgood was overheard whispering, "I'm on the right side of history" while ogling posters of Stalin, Hitler, and Osama Bin Laden plastered on her dorm room wall.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Since the Supreme Court's landmark decision to strike down the Professional and Amateur Sports Protection Act (PASPA) in 2018, the U.S. sports betting landscape has transformed dramatically. States now have the autonomy to enact their own sports betting laws, creating a patchwork of...
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 11:42 am
By: Earl Glover
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A local woman found herself torn between appreciating the copious amount of compliments you continually give her
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 12:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Lost amidst the Gaza and Ukraine headlines is the stunning failure of the U.S. Navy to protect and secure global shipping routes through the Red Sea and subsequent Suez Canal transit.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:53 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Facts over agenda
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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The tragic demise of three Israeli hostages at the hands of IDF gunmen speaks volumes to both the lethal nature of urban warfare / genocide and the foolishness of counting on government elements to save your life when taken hostage at gun point.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 8:26 pm
By: The Correspondent
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In an effort to repair the damage done to its image that resulted in it being relegated to "gay beer," beverage titan Bud Light has entered into a partnership with a sports organization where sweaty men in underwear hug and wrestle each other for extended periods of time.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 2:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An American paratrooper — who once famously delivered beer to a wounded soldier in his helmet — died on Wednesday at the age of 98.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 9:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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UFC CEO and President Dana White said he told one of the sponsors for his mixed martial arts organization to “go f*** yourself” when directed by the unnamed company to remove a post on his personal social media account that included former President Donald Trump.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 12:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local consumers were caught in a familiar but confusing position this week after television advertisements from a popular beer manufacturer urged viewers to "drink responsibly" while simultaneously prompting them to purchase as much beer as possible.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 3:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Eli Beer, President and Founder of United Hatzalah of Israel, a community-based volunteer emergency medical services (EMS) organization, recounted the gruesome things that he witnessed in the aftermath of Hamas‘ unprecedented terrorist attack against Israel.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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I am not a veteran. I only have the greatest respect for those who have served, unsurpassed by all professions that keep America safe and strong.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:51 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Americans are beginning to suspect President Obama might be gay after being spotted driving about town in a new Ford Raptor while drinking a Bud Light.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey guys, check out Caleb. He brought his own pool stick to play pool. What a bad hombre, bringing his own stick to hit the pool balls with, amirite? And in its own little tote bag, how cute!
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Cherie Berry, the longest-serving Labor Commissioner in North Carolina history, has endorsed Luke Farley, R-Wake, for her old job.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Target Corporation is making drastic changes in its product selection in an effort to win back customers following the first quarterly earnings loss in six years. Thus, they have unveiled the new Straight White Male Pride Collection available in stores nationwide.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 5:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Jeremy Carmichael made a groundbreaking dietary discovery this week after realizing he could shed a few pounds by not stopping at the local Chevron on his way to work every morning to purchase a double-decker oatmeal creme pie.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources at the major country music record labels confirmed Monday that they were "baffled" and "nonplussed" by a new country music artist who is "get this - from the actual country and making actual music."
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 2:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While every state in the Union is way better than France, each has its upsides and downsides. We at The Babylon Bee have collected for you the biggest pros and cons of living in all fifty of these United States:
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Israeli Defense Force launched Operation “Iron Swords” on Saturday after declaring a state of war in response to widespread Palestinian terrorist attacks over the weekend that left numerous Israeli citizens dead or injured.
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 10:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Anheuser-Busch is still facing backlash and boycotts weeks after the company teamed up with controversial transgender activist and social media influencer Dylan Mulvaney to advertise its Bud Light products.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Oregon recently decriminalized hard drug use.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the Bible says, none is righteous, no, not one — especially when it comes to what you do in your wife's dreams. She has legitimate reasons to be mad at you for it, so don't you dare act like you don't know what you did!
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Legendary singer Jimmy Buffett passed away Friday, September 1. He was 76.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 11:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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