t's finally happening. Local man Dylan Mido's entire life has reportedly been leading up to this very moment when his kid finally asks him for help beating the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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closes border to illegla alien migrants
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 8:38 pm
By: John Steed
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House investigators may have received a new line of inquiry in their newly-authorized impeachment probe after President Joe Biden‘s son Hunter Biden defied a subpoena for a deposition, according to George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 11:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local mom Marcia Merrick decided to schedule family pictures with an expensive photographer as it had been far too long since they had all screamed at each other in abject rage.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Senator Jack Reed (D-RI) said during a Tuesday hearing that if the United States did not give Ukraine more money, American boots on the ground in Europe could become an inevitability — and Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin agreed with him.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 12:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Shortly after watching the third GOP primary debate, California governor and dictator aficionado Gavin Newsom immediately called for a ban on high-capacity assault high heels from his remote office in The French Laundry.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Biden administration‘s efforts to promote electric vehicles hit a roadblock during Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm‘s summer trip through the southeast United States.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 4:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Citizens braced themselves for yet another heavy crime surge this week after the city of San Francisco fined The Batman for putting a bright, obnoxious "Bat Signal" on the roof of a downtown building.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 8:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As writers and actors continue to strike against the insatiable greed of the studio executives who have oppressed them for years, The world is now in its third month of realizing they're just fine without Hollywood.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 12:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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You knew it was going to happen. As soon as we all heard that President Joe Biden was going to go to Hawaii to survey the death and destruction of the recent wildfires, every American with half of a brain knew that “Mr. Empathy-in-Chief” was going to make it all about himself
Published: Sunday, September 17th, 2023 @ 4:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Nurses in Kentucky were told they could face “discipline” after they were mandated to take an implicit bias training that claimed there is a “history of racism in healthcare.”
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Our little Pierson Point Community celebrates July 4th in a big way. A 100-pound pig is cooked. Sides include slaw, Brunswick stew, baked beans, squash casserole, watermelon, beer and banana pudding to round out the menu. But before the meal there is the Pierson Point Parade.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 5:59 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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The usual rigamarole of "demanding answers" simply won't cut it anymore.
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 5:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ECU nursing student returns from yearlong deployment to Africa to graduate
Published: Monday, July 10th, 2023 @ 6:16 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Golden LEAF has two positions currently open on the Programs team: Program Officer and Food Distribution Assistance Program Associate.
Published: Thursday, June 15th, 2023 @ 7:12 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Senator Tim Scott (R-S.C.) fired back at “The View” on Tuesday after several of the ABC show’s liberal co-hosts leveled racially-charged attacks against him.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 12:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Heavenly Father - thank you that I, David French, am so much more righteous than all the other white evangelicals in the world.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This weekend, Lieutenant Governor Robinson officially launched his campaign for governor where he was joined by more than a dozen members of the state legislature and over 1,000 supporters.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 12:18 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Since former President Donald Trump was indicted on Thursday for charges related to a nearly seven-year-old alleged payment to porn star Stormy Daniels, various legal experts have weighed in on the legitimacy of the indictment and its chances in court.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 1:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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An open letter from hundreds of technology leaders, including Tesla chief executive Elon Musk and Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, calling for a pause on artificial intelligence development induced widespread debate among researchers.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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With warmer weather on the way, the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services urges North Carolinians to "Fight the Bite" by taking measures to reduce their risk of tick- and mosquito-borne diseases.
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 4:32 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Amid increasing criticism that "Ron DeSanctimonious" is a terrible nickname for Florida governor and possible Presidential rival Ron DeSantis, former President Donald Trump has taken to ChatGPT to help him with brainstorming for better DeSantis nicknames.
Published: Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 @ 10:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In recent months, Republican Governors like Gregg Abbott have continued their cruel campaign against parents who pursue constitutionally-protected avenues for cleaning their children.
Published: Monday, March 20th, 2023 @ 2:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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MSNBC guest Wajahat Ali ratcheted up the racism on Sunday evening to attack former Governor Nikki Haley, who is the daughter of Indian immigrants, claiming that she was essentially using her “brown skin to launder white supremacist talking points.”
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ECU will provide mental health services for youth with $3.2 million United Health Foundation grant
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 10:37 am
By: ECU News Services
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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) removed Sens. Rick Scott (R-FL) and Mike Lee (R-UT) from the Senate Commerce Committee on Wednesday after the two lawmakers attempted to oust the veteran Republican leader.
Published: Sunday, February 12th, 2023 @ 10:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Republican attorneys general of 20 states issued a letter to CVS and Walgreens on Wednesday, explaining the illegality of sending abortion pills through the mail.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 1:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mere hours after deploying 31 brand new U.S. M1 Abrams tanks, sources are now reporting all 31 of them have been destroyed by the Russians. Experts are attributing this to the fact that each of the 31 tanks featured rainbow camouflage that was easily visible to the enemy Russians.
Published: Tuesday, January 31st, 2023 @ 11:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of taxing California citizens to capacity and still not having enough in the state budget, Governor Gavin Newsom has proposed a brand new tax on people who live in Florida.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 9:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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He climbed to the top of the Oak Island Lighthouse in Caswell Beach.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Sources are reporting that local man Verp Winston, who was mocked by friends for raising chickens in his backyard, is having the last laugh as egg prices have skyrocketed across the country.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 9:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local woman Amber Rhodes suddenly snapped out of a deep, seven-month coma today, at the exact moment her husband booted up his PlayStation.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 12:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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