Cynthia Ruth Waddell (better known as Ruth Gray Haddock), 75, passed away peacefully on Tuesday, January 30, 2024.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 8:32 am
By: Announcements
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As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The foundations of Christendom were rocked to their very core this week after local atheist Chaz Piddington noted that Christians eat shellfish and wear mixed fabrics.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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No, I am not saying that shame is a good thing when it is used to belittle and berate another person, trying to make that person feel as small as possible. That is called bullying.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 11:49 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Here’s a stat that will blow your mind: New research shows that just 12% of the U.S. population is responsible for 50% of all meat consumed daily in the country. Most of that group are men between the ages of 50 and 65.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 2:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump attended the annual Iowa-Iowa State rivalry football game on Saturday, where security wedged Trump through large crowds of fans chanting “U-S-A.”
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 9:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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The United States Secret Service concluded its investigation into the theft of hamburgers owned by notable clowned man Ronald McDonald after a full-scale search turned up no sign of the missing burger sack or a viable suspect.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) said during an interview over the weekend that the U.S. Secret Service does not appear to have asked President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, about the cocaine that was found in the White Houses earlier this month.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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With the burger chain Five Guys growing to include more than 1,700 locations, a sixth guy is currently kicking himself for choosing to leave the business in its early stages.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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using taxpayer paid staff to shake down universities to buy her books
Published: Wednesday, July 12th, 2023 @ 5:30 pm
By: John Steed
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A local woman was once again left with several truckloads of leftover food after severely overestimating the amount needed to feed her dinner party of 7 people by roughly 3,000 servings.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Yesterday, Americans from all walks of life gathered to solemnly remember that OHMYGOSH! BEST BUY IS HAVING A MASSIVE BLOWOUT SALE ON REFRIGERATORS!!!!!!
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 3:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This Memorial Day week-end, we remember the greater than 1,448,900 servicemen who fought and died in our wars and battles over the many years.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 12:48 am
By: Diane Rufino
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A successful marketing firm in the U.K. has come up with an ingenious plan, deciding that the centuries-old landmark Piccadilly Circus is an ideal place for an enormous Burger King billboard.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 1:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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NFL Hall of Famer and Fox Sports analyst Terry Bradshaw got slammed for “fat-shaming” the Chiefs head coach Andy Reid after Kansas City beat the Philadelphia Eagles 38-35 in Super Bowl LVII.
Published: Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 @ 4:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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To cope with increasing challenges resulting from rising food shortages around the globe, popular family restaurant chain Cheesecake Factory has decided to cut its menu down to a paltry 32 pages.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 10:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former and current President Donald J. Trump reportedly threw open the storm shutters of his Mar-a-Lago estate and proclaimed that, during the night he had been visited by the ghosts of January 6 past, present, and future, and that they confirmed what he already knew
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 8:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A law passed in 2021 required that the “decarbonization” plan approved by the state Utilities Commission to be reasonable, set forth the least-cost path to compliance, and maintain or improve grid adequacy and reliability
Published: Saturday, October 8th, 2022 @ 1:08 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Let's not forget those nasty cows. They fart. The methane in the cow farts warms up the atmosphere, and the climate becomes warmer. Worldwide we have about 1 billion cows. Why do we have to have so many of these methane stinkers? Because there are too many people who want to eat steaks, burg...
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 10:05 am
By: Florian Deltgen
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Local dieter Christopher Woodleburk congratulated himself on sticking to his diet routine by enjoying his 23rd consecutive cheat day.
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 4:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After a steady exodus of people fleeing to Texas to escape oppression under Governor Gavin Newsom's rule, there has been a sudden outcry for a return to the ‘coastal paradise' amid rising temperatures in the Lone Star State.
Published: Friday, July 29th, 2022 @ 12:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A recently-published study presented a worrying statistic regarding the masses of Californians migrating to other states. The study finds 92% of those fleeing the Golden State don't survive the first winter.
Published: Monday, July 11th, 2022 @ 11:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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With the price of food skyrocketing and the value of Bitcoin plummeting, McDonald's restaurants across the world have rolled out a new value menu in which all items cost only 1 Bitcoin.
Published: Sunday, June 26th, 2022 @ 12:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Restaurant chain In-N-Out Burger made waves this week when it refused to enforce a COVID-19 vaccine mandate for customers in San Francisco, temporarily closing down a location and making it clear the company refuses “to become the vaccination police for any government.”
Published: Monday, June 20th, 2022 @ 11:51 am
By: Daily Wire
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Good read
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 12:08 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Media outlets are finally calling out the hypocrisy of the United Nations’ climate conference, but not for the obvious reasons like the amount of carbon emissions produced by world leaders using individual private jets to fly around the world to attend.
Published: Monday, May 30th, 2022 @ 12:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With pediatric associations now in agreement that "gender-affirming care,"—in which children are drugged to block puberty and then dismembered through surgery—is 100% scientific and beneficial to kids, they are now introducing "fat-affirming care" for children.
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 6:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Foods full of toxins if Gates gets his way
Published: Saturday, September 18th, 2021 @ 6:40 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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I know there’s a lot of snobbery when it comes to buffets, and that’s because many of them are terrible and attract shouty people in Ocean City 2017 shirts with buzzcut hicklet children named Colt, and whatnot.
Published: Thursday, August 5th, 2021 @ 7:31 pm
By: Jeff Kay
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Two new studies confirm that a higher minimum wage would not be an unalloyed gain for low-wage workers.
Published: Saturday, January 30th, 2021 @ 12:09 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Each week, staff at Carolina Journal looks back at the week in N.C. politics and chooses several interesting, relevant stories you may have missed.
Published: Friday, October 2nd, 2020 @ 8:00 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Angie Mikus was cooking a pot of spaghetti sauce in her kitchen March 17 while Gov. Roy Cooper, somewhere in his Raleigh offices, finalized the decision to close restaurants and private bars across North Carolina.
Published: Tuesday, June 16th, 2020 @ 7:30 am
By: Carolina Journal
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It's just not about summer.
Published: Tuesday, May 26th, 2020 @ 1:08 am
By: LifeZette
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