Massive waves have come crashing into the California coast as the Lord in His graciousness has sent ocean waters to wash away the sidewalk poop.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 10:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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LOS ANGELES, CA — As emergency crews continued to investigate the cause of the fire that damaged the 10 freeway in downtown L.A., a new report indicates the blaze occurred as the result of a plan created by Governor Gavin Newsom
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 12:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year, men! It's time to gather up all the love and appreciation you feel for your wife all year long and make a last-minute trip to the Walgreens down on the corner to buy her the perfect Christmas gift.
Published: Monday, December 25th, 2023 @ 1:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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California lottery officials have provided details regarding the latest Powerball winner. A Hispanic and long-time California resident named Vladimiro Zelensko is reported to have won the whopping $1.7 billion Powerball lottery.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 5:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly sworn-in California Senator Laphonza Butler expressed excitement about her new job, citing the short commute to work from her home state of Maryland.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Laphonza Butler became California‘s newest U.S. Senator on Tuesday, succeeding the late Dianne Feinstein (D-CA).
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 6:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As news filtered out that there was one, lone winning lottery ticket in last night's $1.1 billion Powerball jackpot drawing, speculation ran rampant about what the lucky winner would buy first.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Not even Mainers want to be California — at least that’s the takeaway after Pine Tree State residents slammed a proposed statewide crackdown on fossil fuels this week.
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 7:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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California Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom’s office said conservative media incorrectly presented his previous comments that appeared to indicate he did not support paying reparations to black Californians who were descendants of slaves and he is, in fact, open to the idea.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 8:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Three electric utility companies in California proposed a fixed-rate billing plan under which high-income households would pay more than low-income households.
Published: Friday, May 26th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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California’s committee on reparations for the descendants of slaves wants the state to apologize for the term “welfare queens.”
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 12:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Black California residents could receive up to $1.2 million based on how many years they have lived in the state after its official reparation task force approved recommendations on Saturday to issue a formal reparative monetary apology.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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California residents reported growing concern over the fate of their state after a wide variety of animals were seen going in pairs toward a large wooden boat.
Published: Sunday, March 26th, 2023 @ 8:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Southland was turned upside down this week as an unexpected weather pattern left the region blanketed by what experts were only able to call "massive amounts of Global Warming."
Published: Friday, March 3rd, 2023 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite recent hardship, the quaint village of East Palestine has seen a surge in real estate sales as embittered Californians seek refuge in a state promising a better quality of life.
Published: Monday, February 20th, 2023 @ 1:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of taxing California citizens to capacity and still not having enough in the state budget, Governor Gavin Newsom has proposed a brand new tax on people who live in Florida.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 9:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The latest “atmospheric river” storm system is continuing to wallop the state of California with catastrophic flooding and dangerous conditions.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 10:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In an inspiring speech intended to boost the pride of the state's remaining residents, Governor Gavin Newsom declared California to be "the state of freedom,"
Published: Saturday, January 14th, 2023 @ 10:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Fox News host Tucker Carlson blasted a California plan to explore both reparations for slavery and a process by which to determine who qualified to receive them, arguing that the only way to really know who should get those payments was to implement “Nazi race science.”
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 3:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While abortion and the economy are anticipated drivers in the 2022 midterm elections, children’s unmitigated access to irreversible medical transition has emerged as a critical issue leading voters to the ballot box.
Published: Tuesday, November 15th, 2022 @ 9:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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California Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a package of bills related to undocumented residents last week that includes approval of state identification for migrants in the state.
Published: Sunday, October 23rd, 2022 @ 10:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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California has legalized the use of human remains for composting.
Published: Tuesday, October 11th, 2022 @ 1:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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California Governor Gavin Newsom made headlines in recent months for running campaign-style ads in Florida inviting migration to the Golden State.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 12:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Veteran character actor Gary Busey, 78, was reportedly charged Friday with sexual offenses following his recent appearance at the Monster Mania Convention in the Philadelphia suburb of Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
Published: Friday, September 2nd, 2022 @ 5:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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Due to the influx of new residents from Liberal states, DeSantis has signed an order outlawing man-buns before they can infect the proud and masculine culture of Florida.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 11:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The COVID-19 pandemic probably won’t kill the SAT, but will no doubt leave it in a badly weakened condition.
Published: Friday, June 26th, 2020 @ 6:05 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Remarks by President Trump, Vice President Pence, and Members of the White House Coronavirus Task Force in Press Briefing
Published: Tuesday, March 10th, 2020 @ 8:14 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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In case anyone needed another reason to leave California, the chief executive officers of Pacific Gas & Electric Corp. (PG&E) now says the company may have to impose blackouts over the next 10 years.
Published: Tuesday, October 22nd, 2019 @ 10:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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Low-information America and its enablers in the mainstream media are in a snit over Phil Mickelson's complaint about the amount of taxes he is being forced to pay as a U.S. citizen and a native-born resident of California.
Published: Thursday, January 24th, 2013 @ 1:49 am
By: Brant Clifton
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