After falling into the depths of certain toasted doom, Pop Tart returned in power and glory to the land of the living as the newly minted "Pop Tart the White".
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 9:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man experienced an unsettling feeling this morning after growing skeptical that Count Chocula cereal may not actually be "part of a complete breakfast," as advertised.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 10:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden touted his economic record in a Monday speech and claimed that his economic policies were a blueprint for blue-collar Americans, even as Americans continue to pay more for everyday food products and gas.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Americans are expected to spend more on food through the rest of 2023 and into 2024 as prices continue to rise even as President Joe Biden touts his record on inflation and “Bidenomics.”
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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Kelsey Meta Boren, 31, pled guilty in March.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Every husband knows the feeling. Your wife is mad — at you — and you have some work to do to fix it. The hard part is knowing what to do if you want to smooth things over.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local mom Chloe Levy joined the ranks of saints gone before, saving a sermon from disaster by pulling out an emergency supply of Cheerios.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Researchers with the U.S. Food & Drug Administration have determined that cereal reaches its peak flavor at 10 pm if eaten on the couch while watching a true crime documentary.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 11:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a commercial that ran in the Carolina Hurricanes playoff game, the elementary school boy came home. He looked in his fridge for apples and bananas.
Published: Sunday, May 14th, 2023 @ 9:49 am
By: Lib Campbell
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A 15th-century shipwreck discovered in the 1970s continues to reveal what was traveling with King John of Denmark and how the ruling class lived.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 10:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden will deliver an hour-long address to America on Tuesday, laying out just how great everything is and delivering a mind-numbing laundry list of everything he hopes to do in the future.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 3:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Americans are still feeling the pinch at the grocery store even with inflation slightly decreasing, and prices will likely still be high in 2023.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2023 @ 1:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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Move aside, purple horseshoes! General Mills announced today an exciting new addition to their Lucky Charms marshmallow lineup: Ukraine Flag charms, available for a limited time only.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Eat bugs and be happy
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 7:21 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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If you are hosting Thanksgiving this year, you can expect to pay much more for your feast. Nearly all your favorite ingredients will have increased in price since last year.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 12:57 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Two separate drug busts netting enough fentanyl to kill nearly 3 million highlights the worsening southern border crisis.
Published: Tuesday, November 15th, 2022 @ 6:31 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Local stay-at-home tech worker Flamden Dwadles is taking a much-needed 3-hour break from hard labor this afternoon as a welcome reward for answering one email.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 8:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After shattering countless lives with heavy-handed and unscientific COVID responses, the Democrats are now asking America to "forget it and move on."
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 11:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Alex Gleitz began wondering today if he ought to perhaps do the dishes, having found himself eating Honey Nut Cheerios out of a flower vase.
Published: Wednesday, September 14th, 2022 @ 2:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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FDA has known and only sent out alerts to warn people
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 2:28 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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President Joe Biden responded to news of inflation reaching a fresh four-decade high by arguing that the report is outdated.
Published: Saturday, July 23rd, 2022 @ 11:04 am
By: Daily Wire
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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has reportedly opened an investigating into one of the most popular cereals in the U.S. after numerous people have reported becoming sick after eating it.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 9:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Kellogg's bankrolls illegal activity
Published: Thursday, February 10th, 2022 @ 8:15 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Govt experiments on we the people
Published: Saturday, November 6th, 2021 @ 1:22 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Description of what an army daughter was doing on 9/11.
Published: Thursday, October 28th, 2021 @ 2:28 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Please! Can I see some news other than Coronavirus News?...Please! Can I see some news other than Coronavirus News?...Please! Can I see some news other than Coronavirus News?
Published: Thursday, April 9th, 2020 @ 10:47 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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California is still out of control.
Published: Sunday, December 8th, 2019 @ 10:18 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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A lot can happen in a short time. The last few days bears witness to that. Since, I rarely watch the news, the fact that a hurricane was coming came as quite a shock to me.
Published: Sunday, September 15th, 2019 @ 1:53 am
By: Michele Rhem
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There is good news . . . Daddy came through his surgery beautifully.
Published: Thursday, December 20th, 2018 @ 6:46 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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Maybe summer, has saved the best for last, for the beauty of this morning rivaled any summer morning, I have ever seen.
Published: Monday, August 13th, 2018 @ 4:18 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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A lot has happened in the last few days-so much that I was still in Elizabeth City, on Wednesday.
Published: Saturday, May 5th, 2018 @ 9:41 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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