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North Carolina Treasury Secretary Dale Folwell, and now, challenging for the seat of North Carolina's governor visits with Eastern North Carolina NOW's publisher, Stan Deatherage, to discuss the multiple jobs of the Secretary, his commitment to performance, and that lurking elected position hence.
Published: Monday, September 23rd, 2024 @ 5:07 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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A black Georgia activist became the center of attention at a rally for former president Donald Trump on Saturday when she riled the crowd in support of Trump and how his policies benefit black Americans.
Published: Wednesday, August 14th, 2024 @ 2:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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As everyone now knows, the U.S. Supreme Court's ruling to grant presidents immunity for "official acts" has given Donald Trump unlimited power to do literally anything he wants with zero consequences whatsoever.
Published: Monday, July 15th, 2024 @ 4:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Whether he's putting on a beanie and pretending to be a gym rat or putting on a false nose and glasses and pretending to be gay, James O'Keefe is a true master of disguise.
Published: Saturday, May 4th, 2024 @ 9:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An offshoot of the popular Chick-fil-A restaurant has been opened by Seventh-Day Adventist Church members and will reportedly be closed on Saturdays, but open on Sundays.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Finding a good, Christian girl has never been harder. That's why The Babylon Bee is here to help out by offering you this tried and tested list of the absolute best places to look.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 3:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a startling new study reviewed by Congress, it was revealed that a staggering 3 million Americans lost their lives last year fishing around in the crack of their seats while driving for lost Chick-fil-A waffle fries.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Move over all other stores! A new, super-popular shopping destination is in town. Chick-fil-A, Buc-ee's, and Hobby Lobby have all reportedly merged into one conglomerate, instantly making it the most popular store of all time.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The chain is seemingly being targeted for its "terrible record on LGBT rights."
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 12:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an announcement sure to cause celebration across the nation, food chain Chick-fil-A has unveiled plans to add a tire rotation, oil change, car wash, and tax preparation services to their astoundingly efficient drive-thru lanes.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local Chick-fil-A ground to a halt Wednesday after an employee accidentally told another employee, "My pleasure." As a result, the pair of employees became trapped in an endless loop of "my pleasure" with no end in sight.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We know we are to give back to God a portion of what He has given us — but does only money count as tithing? Here are eight activities The Babylon Bee has found that actually count toward your tithe.
Published: Monday, October 23rd, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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While every state in the Union is way better than France, each has its upsides and downsides. We at The Babylon Bee have collected for you the biggest pros and cons of living in all fifty of these United States:
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Chick-fil-A Supply, a wholly owned subsidiary of Chick-fil-A, Inc., and distribution service provider of the chain’s restaurants, will create more than 85 jobs in Rowan County, Governor Roy Cooper announced today.
Published: Monday, October 9th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said this week that “virtually all Democrats” want President Joe Biden to prove his “mental acuity” on the debate stage.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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It has been scientifically proven that it's impossible to know what women want (and we all know you can't question science). In fact, there is usually a vast discrepancy between what men think women want and what women actually want.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 10:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Every husband knows the feeling. Your wife is mad — at you — and you have some work to do to fix it. The hard part is knowing what to do if you want to smooth things over.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As his first act, Chick-fil-A's new VP of Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Erick McReynolds has revised company vocab guidelines, requiring white employees to move away from simple phrases like "my pleasure" and instead use preferred equitable language such as, "my privilege."
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of many popular retail chains, restaurants, and merchandise vendors falling to the ever-growing trend of woke ideology, conservatives nationwide have hastily holed themselves up at a local Buc-ee's to make their last stand.
Published: Thursday, July 13th, 2023 @ 12:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Yes, Jesus commanded us to "go into all the world and preach the Gospel," but sometimes it's really hard.
Published: Thursday, May 18th, 2023 @ 6:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After banning the Russian Orthodox Church in the country, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is now reportedly banning the Ukrainian Orthodox Church, which has approximately 10,000 parishes throughout the nation.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An attorney with the far-left nonprofit Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was arrested Sunday for allegedly committing domestic terrorism to stop a police facility from being built.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 1:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Sources in Hades have announced that Satan will finally be opening the underworld's first Chick-fil-A franchise, but it will only serve cauliflower sandwiches.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ATLANTA, GA — Chick-fil-A has announced a new cauliflower sandwich as part of an effort to reach new customers in the godless heathen community.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Amidst the eyebrow-raising claims and unintelligible shouting, President Joe Biden also proposed twelve new taxes during his State of the Union Address on Tuesday night.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 3:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars now believe that the disciples who handed out food so ably to the five-thousand may have in fact been Chick-fil-A employees.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 8:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The battle between good and evil can be likened to a messy food fight.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2023 @ 12:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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While the nationwide labor shortage has been widely reported, one local Chick-Fil-A has suffered from an acute need for more workers. The store manager for the Omaha location says his location is staffed well below the nationwide average, with only 68 people working his drive-thru line.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Despite continued growth and financial success, fast food chain Chick-Fil-A has received a word of warning from an unexpected source
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 5:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Guns. They've caused countless tragedies. The list of tragedies that could have been prevented by guns is literally infinite, especially when you consider the multiverse.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 11:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A wave of Twitter users began impersonating government officials and major corporations after Elon Musk introduced a new scheme for verifying users on the platform.
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 8:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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