WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House National Climate Task Force reported today that NASA scientists have discovered a mysterious spike in global warming every year between June and August.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 11:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Comic creator Alan Moore pledged to donate future movie royalties he received to Black Lives Matter.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 2:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Senate Democrats have recruited a professional puppeteer to assist 90-year-old Dianne Feinstein by moving her dead limbs and speaking for her whenever needed, according to sources. Feinstein is now expected to retain her senate seat forever.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 10:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) took shots at multiple Democrat officials in a new episode of his podcast as he touched on current events across the U.S.
Published: Wednesday, October 4th, 2023 @ 9:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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For the second year in a row, North Carolina has earned the top spot in CNBC’s annual “America’s Top States for Business” ranking. Gov. Roy Cooper wasted no time taking credit in an interview with CNBC, but as usual there’s more to the story.
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 11:21 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Trump appeared in court yesterday after Special Council Jack Smith charged him with the high crime of questioning his election results while not being a Democrat.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 6:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a press briefing this morning, the White House praised the overwhelming success of "Bidenomics," as the average American now has twice as many jobs as they had two years ago.
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 5:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As news reports regarding plus-sized rapper/actress/flutist Lizzo's alleged outrageous acts that resulted in her being sued by former backup dancers, the Library of Congress discretely made the decision to thoroughly clean President James Madison's crystal flute
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 7:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Podcast giant Joe Rogan and comedian Bill Maher battled it out during a recent episode of “The Joe Rogan Experience” on who was worse for the U.S.: Former President Donald Trump or President Joe Biden.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 4:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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Tensions rose in the White House today after President Joe Biden called an urgent meeting with top administration members. According to reports, the team convened in the White House Situation Room to have a leisurely discussion about the weather.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of denying the existence of his 7th grandchild, a 4-year-old girl named Navy, Biden has now announced he will be making it up to the youngster by making her the head of one of his Ukrainian shell companies.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After careful consideration, the Biden family announced that they have officially designated Hunter for assignment to make room for their 7th grandchild on the family roster.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 3:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A columnist for The Washington Post snapped during an appearance on a podcast with host Noam Dworman this week after he was questioned about reporting on President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 9:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said that Democrats in Washington, D.C., wouldn’t vote to remove President Joe Biden from office if he’s impeached even if there was video evidence of him accepting “bags of cash” from Russian oligarchs.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Mike Rowe hit back after he was told to “stay in your lane” after he showed support for conservative podcast host Megyn Kelly, who warned Apple against de-platforming her for her views on women’s spaces and transgender rights.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 1:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Attorney General Merrick Garland's integrity was called into question during a hearing before the House Judiciary Committee Wednesday when Republican lawmakers noted the "Kill Trump" tattoo emblazoned on his forehead.
Published: Thursday, September 21st, 2023 @ 10:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) website appeared to have quietly stopped collecting COVID-19 vaccine adverse events on the federal agency’s V-safe website earlier this summer.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 11:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the rumor mill still churning despite the Secret Service closing its investigation, President Joe Biden blamed the presence of cocaine in the West Wing of the White House on a black man who used to live there.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 2:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local residents and landlords in the DC area are concerned after rumors surfaced that a nearby home on Pennsylvania Avenue has become a dangerous crack house.
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 8:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Big tech streaming platform Apple removed Blaze Media founder Glenn Beck’s nationally syndicated American culture and politics program from its iTunes platform on Wednesday for an unknown issue.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 4:17 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a sudden flurry of moves declared by members of the administration to be a "total coincidence" in the wake of cocaine being discovered in the White House, President Joe Biden has promised to fix the immigration issues at the southern border
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A federal appeals court issued a major free speech ruling on Tuesday stating Washington, D.C., “selectively enforced” defacement ordinances against pro-life advocates while allowing far-Left protestors to graffiti “Black Lives Matter” messaging on city streets
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 12:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a press conference this morning, interim DC Police Chief Ashan Benedict said that while they have top investigators on the case, they may never know exactly who left a bag of cocaine labeled "Property of H. Biden" in the White House while Hunter Biden was there.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Facing mounting criticism over inflation and families struggling to make ends meet, President Joe Biden publicly boasted about how well his administration has handled the Ukrainian economy.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 6:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In December of 1965, I married into a broadcasting family. My father-in-law ran a television station.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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A little-known illness caused by a tick bite gives victims a serious allergy to red meat and affected an estimated 110,000 people between 2010 and 2022, according to a report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) released Thursday.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 10:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) joined the Daily Wire sports podcast “Crain & Company” Thursday to discuss how his bipartisan bill in the Senate will address two problems he sees with college athletes making money off of their name, image, and likeness (NIL).
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 11:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As hope for rescuing the crewmembers of the Titan submersible continues to dwindle, President Joe Biden has pledged to honor the lives lost in the tragedy by sending another $5 billion to Ukraine.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The House voted 314-117 Wednesday to approve a bill raising the US debt ceiling. The bipartisan compromise allows the country to avoid the devastating impact of fiscal responsibility for another two years.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 10:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden officially announced Friday the appointment of former North Carolina Health and Human Services Secretary Dr. Mandy Cohen as the Director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
Published: Tuesday, August 8th, 2023 @ 11:25 am
By: Carolina Journal
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IN-DEPTH: ‘The Antithesis of Transparency’
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 4:18 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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In a momentous announcement from NASA headquarters, NASA officials have committed to planting a Pride flag on the moon by the year 2030.
Published: Saturday, August 5th, 2023 @ 3:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Congressman Adam Schiff was left in wide-eyed shock after the House of Representatives voted to censure him for lying to the American people about Trump/Russia collusion.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 1:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump said Saturday that he was ready to go back and tackle the corruption in Washington, D.C., because he spent his first term in the White House learning who the good people were.
Published: Thursday, August 3rd, 2023 @ 1:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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