t's finally happening. Local man Dylan Mido's entire life has reportedly been leading up to this very moment when his kid finally asks him for help beating the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Merry Christmas. Has there ever been a more charged phrase in the English language? Try getting in the Christmas spirit by showing goodwill toward your fellow man with politically correct language that isn't quite so offensive.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 7:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Pfizer commercial promotes getting both shots at once.
Published: Tuesday, November 14th, 2023 @ 8:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Says he would expand his "wildly successful" travel ban for "terror-plagued countries, territories, and places"
Published: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 @ 4:52 am
By: Daily Wire
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The old proverb states that April showers bring May Flowers. So, what does August heat bring? Answer: Huge electric bills. My July bill was so high I was convinced my meter was broken and called to get a service person to my house.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Tom Campbell
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A local man realized he's been singing the 1999 hit song "All Star" by Smash Mouth in his head since the song's release 24 years ago.
Published: Saturday, August 12th, 2023 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Did you know that you might be gay and not even know it? It's true! We've consulted with experts in psychology and sodomy to help you identify the telltale signs that you are a closet homosexual.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Singer and song-writer Jewel showed her support for the new film “Sound of Freedom,” sharing a video on TikTok and Twitter encouraging everyone to get out and see the movie.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The beloved series The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis has been treasured for over half a century, but did you know the books are actually allegorical, too? They are!
Published: Thursday, June 8th, 2023 @ 3:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man William Swoop arrived home after a long day at work Friday but found himself incapable of shutting off his car and entering his home.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 11:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A loud heckler disrupted a recent event featuring former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), shouting at her and calling her a “warmonger” and a “sad old drunk” before security had him removed from the venue.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 5:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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April is Financial Literacy Month, a time we dedicate to empowering people with the information they need to make the personal finance decisions necessary to meet their goals.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 10:46 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Readers know that President Joe Biden is the most Polish-Jewish-Black-Puerto Rican-Greek-Irish-Catholic president that we have ever had. Yet did you know that he’s also a profound “student” of Persian culture?
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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The World Economic Forum has announced a follow-up to this year's smash musical hit, booking Yoko Ono to yodel for three straight hours.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 9:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Country music singer Naomi Judd, who formed the famed Judds duo with her daughter Wynonna, left a post-it note before her suicide asserting she did not want Wynonna at her funeral.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 9:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Economists with the Committee to Unleash Prosperity released a new study last month highlighting our nation’s expansive welfare state.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 11:08 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Piano Guys present the Christian Christmas message with "What Child is This" and the newer Christian Messiah Birth story of "Mary Did You Know?"
Published: Sunday, January 1st, 2023 @ 11:15 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Twitter CEO Elon Musk met with Apple CEO Tim Cook Wednesday at Apple’s headquarters in Cupertino, California, and said that they resolved the conflict that erupted this week.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 2:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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I never really knew of Kathy Mattea until this last Saturday night, December 21, 2011, when I saw her perform on PBS's "Song of the Mountains."
Published: Thursday, December 15th, 2022 @ 6:24 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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‘Go To War’: Musk Targets Apple, Claiming It Canceled Ads, Threatened To Boot Twitter From App StoreTwitter CEO Elon Musk signaled Monday that he might be preparing to “go to war” with Apple after the company has largely stopped advertising on Twitter and has reportedly threatened to boot the social media platform from its App Store.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 2:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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Social media gets a bad rap these days, but did you know there are tremendous health benefits to scrolling endlessly on social media and interacting with hostile strangers for hours on end?
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 1:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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You don't need to be a boring he/him anymore! Now you can wow your friends and jazz up your life with new winter catalog pronouns!
Published: Sunday, November 20th, 2022 @ 3:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Many transphobic conservatives will refuse to send their sons and daughters to drag queen story hour just because they don't want a grown man in lingerie spending time with their kids.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 11:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams made headlines this week by saying women can offset the cost of children by aborting them.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 9:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Kids LOVE watching Netflix! But did you know there are some things that are more healthy than Netflix for their mental, physical, and spiritual well-being?
Published: Monday, September 26th, 2022 @ 6:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We've got some insane literature for you to read that will BLOW YOUR MIND! For example, did you know that sharing is caring? It's true! Therefore, socialism!
Published: Saturday, September 10th, 2022 @ 6:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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If you’ve ever seen the show “Portlandia,” then you can guess that Portland, Oregon, is a quirky place — but did you know the leftist dystopia is also a bit of a hell hole?
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2022 @ 9:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Martin Luther nailed his famous "Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences" or "Ninety-Five Theses" to the door of Wittenberg Castle church in 1517, forcing the Catholic Church to disband forever.
Published: Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 @ 10:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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