this at the time that pro-Hamas radicals are rioting around the country
Published: Thursday, April 25th, 2024 @ 8:01 am
By: John Steed
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Babis is leader of opposition in Czech parliament
Published: Tuesday, April 23rd, 2024 @ 10:28 am
By: John Steed
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Our office is currently monitoring an approaching weather system that will bring windy conditions, rain, and the potential for strong storms to our area tomorrow.
Published: Thursday, April 11th, 2024 @ 2:53 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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In response to the growing outcry over tens of thousands of migrants illegally flooding into the United States, President Joe Biden deployed federal agents to the southern border to help block journalists' cameras.
Published: Sunday, April 7th, 2024 @ 7:56 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former presidential candidate and First Lady Hillary Clinton was seen at a local Bass Pro Shops strolling up and down the aisles looking to buy from the store's selection of sniper rifles.
Published: Sunday, April 7th, 2024 @ 9:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
Published: Thursday, April 4th, 2024 @ 6:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The campaign for former President Donald Trump released a statement Saturday afternoon condemning the White House’s declaration of Easter Sunday as “Transgender Day of Visibility.”
Published: Thursday, April 4th, 2024 @ 1:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face instead of his ham sandwich, a snafu that could happen to anyone of any cognitive ability.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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He is risen!
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 8:06 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Many people are familiar with Dante's famous "9 Circles of Hell," where different categories of pitiful souls spend eternity in horrific torment for their sins.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 8:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The great misnomer for non Christians that the day Jesus Christ was executed by occupying Romans, celebrated by Christians as "Good" Friday, must be a paradox of ominous proportions.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 7:52 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Liberals have voiced a collective warning following the ouster of Harvard President Claudine Gay, stating the removal could lead to a world where people are actually held responsible for their own poor choices.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 4:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Conservative news outlet Daily Wire has been dipping its toes into the entertainment industry as of late, with all-original films such as Lady Ballers, What Is A Woman?, and the upcoming Snow White and the Evil Queen.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 4:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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woke Biden directs insult at American Christians
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 12:58 pm
By: John Steed
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After the release of unredacted documents related to the Jeffrey Epstein case was suddenly delayed this week, authorities confirmed the unexpected holdup was designed to give Bill Clinton extra time to flee the country.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 10:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a chilling revelation, a tearful Claudine Gay has disclosed that a gang of time-traveling white supremacists went back to the year 1997 and forced her to plagiarize at gunpoint.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 1:54 pm
By: Baba
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It's a New Year, which means it's time to make resolutions — even for prominent evangelical leaders. The Babylon Bee asked the following well-known figures in the faith what they hope to accomplish in 2024:
Published: Thursday, March 28th, 2024 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hamas is reeling after losing two of their most cherished leaders on the same day: military commander Saleh al-Arouri, and Harvard President Claudine Gay.
Published: Wednesday, March 27th, 2024 @ 12:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Green Day Releases Edgy New Album Titled 'Get The Vaccine, Climate Change Is Real, And Trump Is Bad'Hot on the heels of its highly publicized television performance on New Year's Eve, the pop-punk band Green Day announced the release of an edgy new album titled Get the Vaccine, Climate Change Is Real, and Trump Is Bad.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire host Matt Walsh passed away Monday aboard Southwest Airlines Flight WN2208 after the passenger in front of him reclined her seat and crushed him to death, officials announced.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In what has been talked about as a "last-ditch attempt" to avoid all-out war, Texas has announced it has agreed to a two-state solution with the city of Austin. Officials hope this distinction will help calm decades of growing hostilities in the region.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After facing weeks of pressure to resign following scandals involving campus antisemitism and plagiarism, Claudine Gay has announced she will step down as Harvard's President. She delivered her remarks this morning in a tearful speech entitled "Gettysburg Address."
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The producers of a soon-to-be-released new blockbuster film are looking for the perfect, haunting remake of a popular pop song to play under the movie's trailer.
Published: Monday, March 25th, 2024 @ 1:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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To quiet some of the controversy that arose from the publication of a calendar featuring conservative women, a Republican political action committee has announced the release of a new "Real Conservative Men" calendar for 2024 featuring 12 pictures of Congressman Thomas Massie
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 11:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Times are tough here in the United States, especially for Christians.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 6:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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California is known as one of the most beautiful places to live, partly due to the state's strong commitment to keeping the streets free from dangerous criminals.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 3:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Prepare to be spooked! Forget the scary costumes; “shrinkflation” is a silent yet subtle disruptor that has infiltrated the candy aisle this year, spiking by thirteen percent since last year.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 9:07 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 8:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As 2023 wound to a close, local man Luis Garcia decided to escape from the terrifying state of living in today's America by enjoying a nice, relaxing game of Fallout 3 on his gaming computer.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 9:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new law passed in Canada this week required all men's room across the country to stock tampons in case Justin Trudeau pops in and happens to be on "that time of the month," sources confirmed Wednesday morning.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 6:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Part of ongoing effort to raise awareness and combat rising congenital syphilis cases
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 6:18 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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As new studies reveal a significant decline in student literacy in the United States, experts examining the data have concluded the problem stems from there not being enough drag queen story hours in American libraries.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 4:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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