PENSACOLA, FL — As controversy continues to swirl following Pope Francis's pronouncement that Catholic priests are free to bless people who are in same-sex relationships, a local protestant man slept soundly
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 5:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Republicans have placed the job of House Speaker on ZipRecruiter in what political commentators are calling a rare show of unity for the party.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 2:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an "explosive diarrhea' warning light.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 3:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A college professor from the University of California, Davis, openly threatened Jewish journalists and their children in a recent social media post.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Senators are speaking out on the decision to relax the chamber’s dress code that some are calling “The Fetterman rule,” a nod to Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) with his penchant for hoodies and gym shorts.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to several highly disturbing reports, a local man has repeatedly declined phone calls from his own mother, even though she's the person who gave him his very gift of life.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an ongoing dispute regarding the new illuminated "X" sign installed atop the former Twitter headquarters, city officials have now demanded Elon Musk have the sign removed because it is distressing to the people who are pooping on the sidewalk outside.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 8:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Thousands of scientific experts have come forward to proclaim that while they have no idea what on earth could be causing the dramatic rise in autism among small children, they are 100% totally sure it's definitely not vaccines.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 11:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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If you think Los Angeles is bad now, just wait.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Even as controversy continues to arise in the wake of Daily Wire personality Matt Walsh's phone being illegally accessed to hack his Twitter and email accounts, a new report indicates the hack is still ongoing
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 11:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Russia blamed the United States Thursday for an alleged drone attack on the Kremlin that Moscow said was a foiled assassination plot against President Vladimir Putin.
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 12:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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On Wednesday morning, Republican leaders announced that Rep. Tricia Cotham, a longtime Democrat from Mecklenburg County, is joining the North Carolina Republican Party.
Published: Tuesday, May 2nd, 2023 @ 2:17 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Former Raiders QB Derek Carr appeared on Monday to confirm reports about where he’s headed for his next NFL home when he tweeted a familiar saying related to the Saints football team.
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“The Chosen” star Jonathan Roumie had a hilarious reaction to the news that his new faith-based movie “Jesus Revolution” landed in the top 3 spot at the box office over the weekend.
Published: Friday, March 10th, 2023 @ 8:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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This news outlet has received multiple reports that Keith Vance, a so-called man, actually posted a Facebook story, even though everyone knows Facebook stories are clearly for girls and real men steer clear of such sissy nonsense.
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 6:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After House Speaker Kevin McCarthy released uncut footage from the January 6 riot to Fox News host Tucker Carlson, sources are reporting the biggest bombshell from the tapes is the revelation that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez died 13,491 times during the riot.
Published: Saturday, February 25th, 2023 @ 5:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Amidst the eyebrow-raising claims and unintelligible shouting, President Joe Biden also proposed twelve new taxes during his State of the Union Address on Tuesday night.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 3:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Chris Pratt dropped huge news on Thursday about the status of his hit show “The Terminal List” when he posted a clip on Instagram of his character sailing away to a new destination.
Published: Monday, February 13th, 2023 @ 5:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Child grooming is every parent's nightmare. No, this isn't about personal hygiene (a common misconception), we're talking about Left-wing perverts teaching your kids their weird sexual kinks. But how can you be sure your child's school is a groomer-free zone?
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 3:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Prominent athletes, coaches, commentators, and others posted touching tributes on Tuesday to beloved Mississippi State college football coach Mike Leach following news of his death. He was 61.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 8:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter is entertaining and informative under the benevolent internet king Elon Musk.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 6:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter CEO Elon Musk announced a blanket amnesty for Twitter users permanently suspended from the platform.
Published: Tuesday, November 29th, 2022 @ 10:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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This week, CBS News confirmed that Hunter Biden's laptop detailing illegal acts, including foreign financial entanglements that involved President Joe Biden, was indeed legitimate.
Published: Wednesday, November 23rd, 2022 @ 10:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Kanye West doesn’t usually apologize for offending the mainstream media, and this latest “White Lives Matter” incident is no exception.
Published: Monday, October 10th, 2022 @ 2:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter indicated Tuesday afternoon that they are moving forward with letting Elon Musk acquire the company after the billionaire entrepreneur informed the company in a letter that he wanted to proceed with the purchase for the original offer of $54.20 per share.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 1:22 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk proposed buying Twitter at $54.20 per share, leading regulators to halt trading on the social media company’s stock.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 9:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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The clown emoji 🤡 held a press conference Monday with the express purpose of distancing itself from Democrats who, according to the clown emoji, have caused significant harm to its brand and livelihood.
Published: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022 @ 10:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Superstar Chris Pratt sent a message Sunday to all those people who died in the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 — who “risked their lives for us and our country.”
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 3:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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An image went viral over the weekend of a “gender affirming” plastic surgeon in Florida posing with a patient after so-called top surgery, which involves a double mastectomy on healthy breasts.
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 11:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter whistleblower and former head of security Peiter Zatko revealed to lawmakers on Tuesday that engineers have access to the plethora of data the social media company collects from users.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 12:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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Lizzo made several statements during her MTV Video Music Awards acceptance speech, including a thinly veiled response to comedian Aries Spears.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 10:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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