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WASHINGTON, N.C.— Beaufort County Community College is excited to offer two free opportunities for residents in its service area.
Published: Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025 @ 11:55 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
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'I think you know, no matter who the president is, I know I'm excited because it's the biggest game of my life ...'
Published: Wednesday, February 12th, 2025 @ 10:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Creative professionals all know what it's like to get writers' block - and none more so than Netflix writers, who have to come up with all kinds of new show ideas constantly.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 2:52 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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State Employees’ Credit Union (SECU) is excited to announce that its second annual statewide Toy Drive is officially underway.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 10:25 am
By: ENC NOW
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It's that time of year once again…but is it really? With stores putting out their Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year, it's easy for some people to get swept up in the yuletide cheer way too much and way too soon.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 11:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a change in the Senate's informal dress code, aging senators were excited to show up to work Monday in their hospital gowns.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 8:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 11:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The God of the Universe shouted in excited shock today as a batter pointed directly at Him after belting a home run.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 9:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As single people excitedly downloaded a new Christian dating app, they were surprised to learn that the app consists only of a single screen that tells users to go to church and find a godly spouse.
Published: Friday, October 13th, 2023 @ 4:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Cable network The Weather Channel excitedly welcomed President Joe Biden on the air for a live interview after hearing about how much he loves to discuss the weather.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 10:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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At 27 approaching 30, in her words, SháQuandra “Shay” Godley is ready to step into leadership, and she is excited to help more women step into the medical field.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 12:33 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the Upper House shuffled excitedly down the hall on their way to lunch Thursday after hearing Congressional chefs were prepping something special in addition to their usual meal of strained peas and blended cube steak.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 6:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As news filtered out that there was one, lone winning lottery ticket in last night's $1.1 billion Powerball jackpot drawing, speculation ran rampant about what the lucky winner would buy first.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man was excited by the announcement of Apple's new augmented reality headset but was left disappointed by the high price tag. Unable to afford the new headset, the man has found the next best thing by duct-taping his iPhone onto the front of a pair of old ski goggles.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 10:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With Title 42 set to expire tonight, First Lady Jill Biden was thrilled to hear that the country will soon be flooded with record numbers of breakfast tacos.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Attention, moviegoers, Hollywood has done it yet again. Reports are filtering in that, once again, the new movie you're excited to go see this weekend features a female character who is somewhat competent and can do stuff and say things
Published: Sunday, May 28th, 2023 @ 1:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The John Locke Foundation is excited to enter a new era on July 1, 2023, when Donald Bryson succeeds Amy O. Cooke as chief executive officer and publisher of Carolina Journal. Locke announced Bryson’s promotion and Cooke’s retirement Tuesday.
Published: Thursday, April 20th, 2023 @ 3:18 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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“Elvira, Mistress of the Dark” actress Cassandra Peterson said she told Brad Pitt her house was haunted before he purchased it, but that did nothing to deter the sale.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 3:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With tension building in anticipation of former President Donald Trump arriving in New York to face arraignment on criminal charges, a grizzled FBI agent eagerly dusted off his old red MAGA baseball cap, ready to put it on for one last assignment.
Published: Saturday, April 15th, 2023 @ 9:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local six-year-old Aidan Thompson is greatly looking forward to the annual opportunity to spend an entire morning whacking his sister with a palm branch.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 3:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Curt Stephens wished today there was anything in his life he got as excited about as his son when he sees a backhoe.
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 6:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, God is really excited about the "He Gets Us" ad campaign that ran during the Super Bowl and is hoping the slick marketing will finally give him some much-needed exposure.
Published: Thursday, February 16th, 2023 @ 1:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Healthcare providers are excited to bring new talent into the field, so they are coming directly to the source at Beaufort County Community College.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 8:05 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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Just in time for the upcoming holiday season, popular Christian singer-songwriter Chris Tomlin has excitedly unveiled a brand new, completely original Christmas song titled "Silent Night."
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 8:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Elders at the church in Corinth assembled their flock ahead of the Lord's day, excited to read a letter that had been delivered on behalf of the Apostle Paul.
Published: Sunday, December 11th, 2022 @ 9:24 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Drag queen story hours are taking the nation by storm, and children at the Eastside Public Library in Los Angeles aren't being left behind.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 10:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After the Valerie Jordan case, it is hard to get excited about the latest candidate residency claims
Published: Friday, November 25th, 2022 @ 5:53 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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In an unexpected turn of events, Saturday Night Live is working on what is being anticipated by critics and viewers alike as its funniest episode in decades following a writers' boycott in protest of comedian Dave Chapelle hosting the show.
Published: Wednesday, November 16th, 2022 @ 1:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Plumbers across the country are advising voting stations to perform common-sense pipe inspections ahead of midterm elections in light of a bombshell new report that speculates water pipes are so excited for midterms "they could just burst."
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Healthcare providers are excited to bring new talent into the field, so they are coming directly to the source at Beaufort County Community College.
Published: Sunday, October 30th, 2022 @ 10:22 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
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A local Star Wars fan was excitedly awaiting the premiere of the new Andor series on Disney+ so that he will have fresh material about which he can spend the next several weeks complaining to anyone who dares to come near him.
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 9:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jen Psaki has started her first day at a completely new job where she will be doing the exact same thing she's always done by acting as a mouthpiece for the Biden Administration.
Published: Friday, September 23rd, 2022 @ 7:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, local man Connor Servaprof was excited when an acquaintance at a cookout asked him what it's like working as an accountant.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 10:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Walter Bishop is reportedly excited to find out whether he will soon be raided by the FBI or gunned down by the IRS.
Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2022 @ 2:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Actually don’t.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 2:55 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Bonnett, Yates are excited to be the voice of ECU students
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 1:01 am
By: ECU News Services
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On May 30, the nation held its collective breath to see what savings the Biden administration’s policies had yielded for their Memorial Day BBQ plans.
Published: Friday, June 3rd, 2022 @ 7:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Conservative voters turned out in droves for the Republican primaries, eager to select the next candidate who will betray his supporters and completely reverse all his positions once sworn into office.
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 10:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new report filed by the U.S. Department of Transportation finds that each and every time a motorist gets excited about a perfect parking spot at the front of a parking lot it turns out to be a "friggin' motorcycle."
Published: Monday, May 9th, 2022 @ 1:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ted Budd for US Senate filed the 2022 Q1 FEC report today indicating that his campaign raised $1,125,369.85 in Q1 this year
Published: Wednesday, April 20th, 2022 @ 2:32 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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