Nation Excitedly Anticipates First Funny SNL Episode In Years After Writers Boycott | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    NEW YORK, NY     In an unexpected turn of events, Saturday Night Live is working on what is being anticipated by critics and viewers alike as its funniest episode in decades following a writers' boycott in protest of comedian Dave Chapelle hosting the show.

    "When I was told our writers were boycotting the show, I thought we were in for a rough week," said the show's creator and executive producer Lorne Michaels. "As it turns out, our writers have been responsible for the show's total lack of humor for years. The writers not having a hand in creating the show is actually allowing it to be funny for the first time in a very long time."

    Viewers of early rehearsals reported producing actual human laughter while watching the program.

    "There was definitely a different energy at the studio during the week," Michaels said. "It reminded me of the way things were back in 1993 or the early days of the 1970s, with actual jokes and entertaining characters and sketches. It was a nice break from all the dour and condescending political lectures we've been giving week after week for years."

    At publishing time, Michaels considered bringing in more offensive personalities to host the show in order to encourage the writing staff to boycott the show more frequently.

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?

  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.

  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.

  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?

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