Tuberculosis carried by illegal invaders has already infected Texas cattle
Published: Wednesday, March 27th, 2024 @ 6:50 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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First son Hunter Biden has taken up residence in the White House in order to duck process servers sent by his baby mama, according to author and journalist Miranda Devine.
Published: Sunday, March 24th, 2024 @ 6:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Request being made to add Xylazine to the list of controlled substances in NC
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 6:39 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The "evidence" is a brochure
Published: Wednesday, March 13th, 2024 @ 7:48 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro slammed President Joe Biden’s response to a special counsel report showing that he had memory issues during an appearance on the Megyn Kelly show on Friday where they also discussed his new docu-series, “The Divided States of Biden.”
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 2:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Few public figures, in the last half of the twentieth century, have commanded as much world-wide attention as the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Jr.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 12:45 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Politically correct not biblically correct
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 8:32 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Tragedy struck a local family today after a mother went the entire day without having her infant do "tummy time," resulting in the baby's head taking on the shape of a weird, fleshy cube.
Published: Friday, December 29th, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Putting Christ back into CHRISTmas
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 10:15 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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As everyone can clearly see, the end of the world is right around the corner. As you take inventory of your life and possessions, you may want to start thinking about what you'll need when the inevitable downfall of American civilization arrives.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 10:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A British museum has decided that an infamous Roman emperor was transgender, and will refer to him using female pronouns in the name of sensitivity.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 7:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Supervised drug consumption sites allow people to bring their own drugs.
Published: Monday, October 9th, 2023 @ 11:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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New York City hit a grim milestone last year, logging a record number of drug overdose deaths.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A former secret service agent — who was just feet away when President John F. Kennedy was assassinated almost 60 years ago — recently broke his silence surrounding the “magic bullet” theory, raising questions of a possible second shooter if not even more than one.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 6:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The media and general public were collectively unsure how to respond today, as a visiting "alien commander" from space held a press conference to ask the people of Earth to provide his planet with $40 billion in foreign aid
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Tuesday, North Carolina state politicians and analysts reacted to the U.S. Supreme Court’s decision on the high-profile Moore v. Harper case, with Democratic lawmakers celebrating the decision while plaintiff and House Speaker Tim Moore, R-Cleveland, said he is glad the case is “settled.”
Published: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023 @ 12:13 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Researchers work to unlock secrets of antibiotic resistance
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 6:18 pm
By: ECU News Services
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With the Fourth of July behind us, we as a nation can finally return to topless men twerking on the lawn of the White House as part of America's fabulous Summer of Pride, just like the Founding Fathers envisioned.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Tranq" causes skin lesions that look like flesh is being eaten off.
Published: Wednesday, August 9th, 2023 @ 1:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The official state religion of the United States entered its High Holy Days today, with worshippers around the nation being called to rededicate themselves in submission and obedience to its holy teachings.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The city is breaking records for fatal overdoses.
Published: Thursday, June 22nd, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Dodgers will give the group a "Community Hero Award."
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 7:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Horrors of GTS
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 10:35 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Readers might remember ex-GOP Senator Roy Blunt of Missouri. His parting gift to the nation was to completely knee-cap the incoming Republican-controlled House as he voted to approve President Joe Biden’s $1.7 trillion omnibus bill last December.
Published: Thursday, May 4th, 2023 @ 9:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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A genuine, certified, 100% flesh-and-blood human scientist who earned a real science degree from a top research university has confirmed that artificial intelligence is safe and effective and development should continue as rapidly as possible.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ever vigilant not to offend woke purists, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is reportedly considering eliminating the categories of Best Actor and Actress and replacing them with a non-gendered category.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 11:07 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, God is really excited about the "He Gets Us" ad campaign that ran during the Super Bowl and is hoping the slick marketing will finally give him some much-needed exposure.
Published: Thursday, February 16th, 2023 @ 1:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Senior Pastor Andy Stanley was sidetracked while delivering a sermon Sunday morning at North Point Community Church when the Bible began disagreeing with one of his points.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2023 @ 8:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In honor of Dr. King and Coretta Scott King, artist Hank Thomas has unveiled a 20ft statue of the two hugging called the 'The Embrace'.
Published: Thursday, January 19th, 2023 @ 12:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Nebraska Governor Jim Pillen appointed the state’s former Republican Governor Pete Ricketts as the Cornhusker State’s next senator on Thursday, replacing Ben Sasse, who officially resigned early this week.
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 9:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Scholars at Notre Dame's Department of Theology have found new evidence that the forbidden fruit described in Genesis was not actually a fruit, but a vial of deadly, highly processed seed oil.
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 11:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Nativity scene, the symbol of Christmas, has become more of a commercial symbol than a religious system.That was the conclusion of the highest court of the land – back in 1984. It got me thinking of the holiday in general and what it really means. Have we succeeded in divorcing its true meaning?
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 12:35 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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