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Dave Frank Rencsok, Jr. age 74, a resident of Washington, died Friday, December 26, 2025, at ECU Health Medical Center. He was surrounded by his wife and two daughters.
Published: Monday, December 29th, 2025 @ 7:18 am
By: Announcements
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Paul Boyd went on to be with the Lord early the morning of June 23, 2025. He was preceded in death by his wife, Frances Carol Boyd, and is survived by his three children, Jason Owen Boyd, Jeanne Boyd Harris and Melissa T. Boyd.
Published: Wednesday, June 25th, 2025 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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The quest to survive until Monday morning commenced Friday afternoon, as a local husband and father who works two jobs during the week began mentally preparing himself for a chaotic and stressful weekend with his wife and children.
Published: Sunday, March 23rd, 2025 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lawrence “Larry” Berger, Jr., age 76, a resident of Chocowinity, passed away peacefully in his home on February 25, 2025, surrounded by his wife and stepdaughters.
Published: Wednesday, February 26th, 2025 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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On Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024, Diane Gentile-Rufino, 64, peacefully departed from this world to be with our Lord and Savior. A beloved wife, mother, sister, and friend, her legacy will be eternally remembered by all who knew her.
Published: Monday, December 16th, 2024 @ 4:17 pm
By: Announcements
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Don Edward Hardison, age 82, a resident of Greenville, NC passed away peacefully at his apartment with his wife and his little dog, Samantha, by his side on Thursday August 15, 2024.
Published: Monday, August 19th, 2024 @ 7:08 am
By: Announcements
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Vice President Kamala Harris’ husband, Doug Emhoff, admitted that he cheated on his first wife with the couple’s babysitter after a report was published on Saturday that said the marriage ended after he got the babysitter pregnant.
Published: Wednesday, August 14th, 2024 @ 11:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Dr. Zack James Waters, Jr. passed away peacefully at home on July 11, 2024 surrounded by his loving and devoted wife of 46 years, Debbie Waters, and his family.
Published: Monday, July 15th, 2024 @ 7:00 am
By: Announcements
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A local man observed a peculiar late-night ritual this week, as his wife successfully put all of the children to bed, tidied up the kitchen early, and went upstairs to relax after a stressful day by settling into a hot bubble bath
Published: Saturday, March 16th, 2024 @ 11:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local couple's first night out together in months got off to a rocky start, as a man took his wife out to dinner at a very expensive restaurant only to be left disappointed after learning the McFlurry machine was broken.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 1:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Babylon Bee has officially announced its person of the year: housewife Christina Meyers, 34, of Boise Idaho.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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FAYETTEVILLE, AR — As the December days began to tick away, a local man grew so desperate in his attempt to buy his wife a great Christmas gift that he decided to reach out to the National Security Agency to find out what she wants.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Marriage experts now confirm that a husband reminding his wife that the Bible says she should submit to him leads to the happiest marriages.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A rescue team was able to locate and extract a local man who had been buried after inadvertently triggering a massive avalanche of his wife's bottles from a shelf in the shower. A fire department spokesman, however, said the man remains hospitalized.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tragedy struck the Christofferson household this weekend when wife Hailey ignorantly sipped water that was neither filtered, remineralized, nor served in her 640 oz Stanley™ micro tumbler, causing her to die instantly.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 1:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When asked about the viral social media topic, former Vice President Mike Pence told reporters that he refuses to think about the Roman Empire unless his wife is present.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pro-life activist and Catholic father of seven Mark Houck and his wife are suing the Biden Department of Justice over Houck’s shocking arrest last year by an estimated 20 armed FBI agents at his Pennsylvania home in front of his children.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man John Bellville announced to his wife he was going to lay down and read a book, guaranteeing he would soon be unconscious.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 9:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Brad Snyder has long maintained that yoga pants are too revealing and thus sinful, but today his wife tried a pair on and, well, something changed inside Mr. Snyder.
Published: Thursday, October 19th, 2023 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) and his wife Nadine have been indicted on bribery charges, according to the Department of Justice.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 7:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local patriarch Methuselah spent yet another frustrating day threshing his grain after his wife once again brought up a big argument they had 741 years ago, leading the couple into an uncomfortable silence.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 11:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden cracked a joke on Wednesday about ignoring his own administration’s health guidance after his wife Jill tested positive for COVID.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 6:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the separation from his wife of 18 years Tuesday, shocking millions of Canadians who reportedly had no clue the effeminate leader had been married this whole time, least of all to a woman.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 4:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After posting a job listing to fill their vacant personal chef position, former President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, were disappointed to learn it had received zero applications.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 5:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning display of patience and self-control, local husband, Mark Elgin, endured an excruciating evening as he watched his beloved wife, Sarah, repeatedly send her Mario character plummeting into the same lava pit 597 consecutive times.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 7:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes subscribes to the notion that there is a great woman behind every great man.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 12:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sometimes, people write me and raise curiosity in my mind. The writer says that he and his wife “moved away from Methodism because of the ‘gay agenda’.” While we are probably better off, I have thought about what he could mean by the “gay agenda”?
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 2:05 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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King Solomon really broke out the romance, telling his wife today that he truly thinks of her as one in a thousand.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A foolish man offered a solution to a problem his wife was having Sunday evening in an ongoing series of unforced errors.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 8:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Jeffrey Elmore, R-Wilkes, has announced his candidacy for lieutenant governor of North Carolina. Elmore is 45 years old and hails from North Wilkesboro, where he lives with his wife and three children.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Carolina Journal
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After watching his wife unwrap a present from every human on the face of the earth, Adam started to become suspicious that Eve had made up this whole "Mother's Day" celebration.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 2:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A concerned husband assured his wife on Wednesday he was only reading Song of Solomon to study profound theological doctrine, not to check out the...er... you know..."interesting" bits.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 12:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A woman was arrested in Florida over the weekend for allegedly attacking Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) at an event that the congressman was attending with his wife.
Published: Saturday, May 20th, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Daniel Bridgeman found his mind wandering after his wife's story entered a second overtime and ninth detour. Reports confirm he shifted into a panicked prayer, however, as his wife began winding up and he realized she may end her long story with a question.
Published: Thursday, May 18th, 2023 @ 12:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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John Allen Crew died peacefully on April 30, 2023, at home, next to his beloved wife and the Pamlico River that he knew and cherished. John was born in Raleigh, NC on October 31, 1945, fourth child of Robert and Louise Crew. He was preceded in death by both parents and his sister Helen.
Published: Thursday, May 4th, 2023 @ 9:21 am
By: Announcements
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David C. Nelson, a long time Scituate resident before moving to NC, passed away on 4/11/2023 with his loving wife of sixty-eight years, Elizabeth (Bette) Nelson, by his side.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 9:33 am
By: Announcements
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King Charles III is preparing to make more cuts to the monarchy, with the recent head-turning eviction of his son, ex-royal Prince Harry and wife Meghan Markle, reportedly just the “tip of the iceberg.”
Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 10:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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If Donald Trump were to be indicted for having a tawdry tryst with a trollop, he should probably plead guilty post haste. But the case brought against him by the Manhattan district attorney’s office is not about whether or not he cheated on his wife with porn actress Stormy Daniels
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Disgraced South Carolina attorney Alex Murdaugh plans to appeal his conviction for murdering his wife, Maggie, and son, Paul, as well as his life sentence.
Published: Sunday, March 19th, 2023 @ 9:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Having purchased a standing mixer for his wife last month, local man Jared Simmons has found himself unable to escape a virtual blitzkrieg of standing mixer advertisements.
Published: Saturday, March 18th, 2023 @ 5:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Randy Murdaugh, brother of convicted murderer Alex Murdaugh, is unsure whether his brother is indeed guilty of killing his own wife and son, but believes Alex knows more about what happened than he’s said so far.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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