In a worldwide exclusive, The Babylon Bee has obtained a complete copy of disgraced billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's client list.
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 12:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After viewing Jill Biden's newly-released holiday video, Chinese President Xi ordered the total ground invasion of the United States. According to sources, it was the dancing flower man who finally forced Xi's hand.
Published: Monday, February 26th, 2024 @ 12:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“Joe Biden's world, ma'am. It's a great, wonderful, wonderful place.”
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Grandma, how did mom die?”
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Around 20% of young Americans view Osama Bin Laden — the mastermind behind the deadliest terrorist attack in U.S. history — in a positive light, according to a new Daily Mail poll.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 5:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"Media literacy" is a “tool to create the society we all deserve: one that nurtures racial equity, social justice, and true democracy"
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 11:31 am
By: Daily Wire
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The powerful board of Penn’s Wharton business school is calling on University of Pennsylvania President Liz Magill to resign over disturbing remarks that she made this week while testifying before Congress.
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Reese's cups have all been eaten and another Halloween is in the books — meaning it's time for The Babylon Bee's roundup of the scariest costumes we saw in 2023! Read on -- if you dare:
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 5:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Halloween revelers were shocked this week after a new haunted house that had gained strong notoriety for featuring human bodies being ripped limb from limb turned out to simply be a Planned Parenthood clinic.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called out women’s groups and human rights groups on Tuesday over their silence about Hamas’ brutal, sadistic sexual violence against Israeli women.
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mayor Lori Lightfoot sent shivers down the spines of Chicagoans as she revealed her spine-tingling costume: none other than herself. The city was left stunned and slightly perplexed as the mayor emerged in what can only be described as the most bone-chilling Halloween costume
Published: Saturday, December 23rd, 2023 @ 9:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A U.S. official said this week that one of the reasons that Hamas terrorists ended negotiations for releasing more hostages is that the terrorist organization does not want to release female hostages because those hostages are then going to reveal what Hamas did to them.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 11:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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"These people are vicious animals who did horrifying crimes, and I hope you guys post that.”
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Three Hamas terrorists reportedly from Hebron opened fire at a checkpoint south of Jerusalem on Thursday, killing an IDF soldier and wounding another five police officers and soldiers.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 6:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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A former Hamas terrorist-in-training told an Israeli news station of his brutal upbringing — including watching other children being beheaded and being forced to lie in graves to practice being a martyr — as he was indoctrinated by Hamas in Gaza during his childhood.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today that it had discovered terrifying extremist reading material in a raid of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson's Louisiana home.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Today, I woke my children up, helping them prepare for their week ahead; ensuring backpacks were zipped, faces washed, breakfasts eaten.
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 8:22 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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We've all felt it — the economy is in rough shape. In times like these, it may be helpful to consider alternate forms of government and how they may benefit you and your family.
Published: Thursday, November 16th, 2023 @ 12:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) shared this week what he saw at the U.S. border during his most recent visit to an area in his home state that has turned into a catastrophe zone because of Biden administration policies.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:55 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Eli Beer, President and Founder of United Hatzalah of Israel, a community-based volunteer emergency medical services (EMS) organization, recounted the gruesome things that he witnessed in the aftermath of Hamas‘ unprecedented terrorist attack against Israel.
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 12:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Over the weekend, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who has publicly criticized the state of Israel and expressed sympathies for Palestinians in the past, issued a tweet saying that his government was “here” for Palestinian, Arab, and black Muslim communities.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 6:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Top Foreign Policy Expert Explains ‘The Soft Landing’ Israel Is Looking For In Its War Against HamasDr. Jonathan Schanzer, Senior Vice President for Research at the Foundation for Defense of Democracies, said in an interview late last week that the “soft landing” Israel is looking for as it launches its war against Palestinian Islamic terrorism was for the U.S. to keep its two aircraft carriers
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 1:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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New details have begun to emerge about the barbaric evils that innocent Israeli citizens were forced to experience at the hands of savage Palestinian Islamic terrorists with Hamas during their unprecedented terror attack two weeks ago.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 3:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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Two U.S. citizens that were being held inside Gaza were released on Friday after they were kidnapped last weekend by the Islamic terrorist organization Hamas.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 7:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a chilling word of caution fitting for Halloween, D.C. area parents sternly warned their trick-or-treating children to avoid venturing anywhere near a large house on Pennsylvania Avenue where a creepy old man lives.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the Halloween season kicks into high gear, local residents have been buzzing about the newest, most terrifying haunted house they have ever experienced. Surprising reviews claimed the attraction just displays current gasoline and grocery prices along dark, creepy hallways.
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Muslim doctor who volunteers with the United Hatzalah National Volunteer Organization, where Muslims and Jews work together to respond to emergency calls all over Israel, was saved by Israel Defense Forces after being captured by Hamas terrorists.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Israeli Defense Force launched Operation “Iron Swords” on Saturday after declaring a state of war in response to widespread Palestinian terrorist attacks over the weekend that left numerous Israeli citizens dead or injured.
Published: Wednesday, October 11th, 2023 @ 10:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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With the startling announcement that resources from conservative media organization PragerU will now be available to students in Florida public schools, it's time for parents to be on the lookout for what other dangerous, right-wing material their unsuspecting children may discover at school.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Citizens of Earth gathered with their loved ones for what many believe may have been the last time and braced for the possible end of the world, as news arrived that the insidious cabal known as "MAGA Republicans" had convened in a hidden underground lair
Published: Monday, September 25th, 2023 @ 6:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A mother of three became the target of local progressive activists and was eventually fired from her job after speaking out at a California school board meeting, where she voiced her concerns over LGBT curriculum for kids.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 2:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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21 years ago, on September 10, 246 people went to sleep in preparation for their morning flights. 2,606 people went to sleep in preparation for work in the morning. 343 firefighters went to sleep in preparation for their morning shift.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Diane Rufino
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What began as a beautiful summer weekend in the popular Rehoboth Beach community collapsed into confusion and terror as the local police department was called to investigate a corpse that apparently washed up on the beach.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 10:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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