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In addition to certifying Mitch McConnell, Diane Feinstein, and John Fetterman as fit to serve in prominent roles in the legislative branch of the United States government, the attending physician at the U.S. Capitol has medically cleared a bowl of Jell-O to serve in the Senate.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A devastating terror attack was prevented today through the heroic actions of a lone CIA analyst. Jack Ryan, the operative responsible for thwarting the plot, reportedly stopped the terrorist from carrying out his attack by putting his gun in lemon jello.
Published: Tuesday, August 29th, 2023 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ) revealed why she stopped going to what she called “dumb” Democrat luncheons with “old dudes” sitting around “eating Jell-O” and everyone bragging about themselves.
Published: Sunday, April 9th, 2023 @ 1:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Biblical scholars have come to a unanimous conclusion that the food for which Esau sold his birthright was actually a marshmallow & Jell-O salad.
Published: Monday, November 28th, 2022 @ 8:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Airline Industry has changed Flip Wilson's famous quote from, "A Lie Is As Good As The Truth As Long As You Get Somebody To Believe You" to "A Lie Is As Good As The Truth As Long As You Collect The Money".
Published: Sunday, October 15th, 2017 @ 7:00 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Reporter Lynn Bonner and the News and Observer showed us once again why people have stopped buying newspapers: Reporters keep trying to make the news, not report it.
Published: Saturday, December 6th, 2014 @ 4:12 pm
By: Civitas Insitute
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Senator Jerry Tillman says getting accurate Medicaid budget numbers is like trying to nail Jell-O© to a tree. His statement, both accurate and amusing, doesn't reflect this week's entertainment in Raleigh.
Published: Thursday, June 26th, 2014 @ 6:42 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Each year employees at Vidant Children's Hospital volunteer for a chance to let pediatric patients toss Jell-o onto their faces.
Published: Monday, March 25th, 2013 @ 6:19 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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