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It happens to all of us: you sit down around the dinner table with your family, thank God for the turkey, and just as you're about to take a bite of grandma's delicious cheesy potato dish, your crazy uncle starts ranting about how the Fellowship could have just taken the Eagles to Mordor.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Many people are quite familiar with Martin Luther's famous 95 Theses that he nailed to the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg, Germany in 1517, but have you ever heard about his other theses that were left out at the last minute? They include some real scorchers!
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 11:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Three hours and several cups of coffee later, Sarah Cochran deeply regretted asking her husband Mark why those little guys didn't just fly the eagles to Mordor.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 1:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bid to draw large corporate interests to conduct business in South Carolina and bring tens of thousands of jobs to the state, former governor and U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley has informed Emperor Palpatine that South Carolina is the ideal location to build a new Death Star.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Gandalf the White has arrived with haste at the house of Elrond, suddenly referring to himself as Gandalf the Black. According to the iced-out wizard now wearing a black robe, word on the street is that the Elves are paying out $1 million in reparations, and he is here to claim his bag.
Published: Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023 @ 9:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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There are demons out there, y'all. An entire unseen world doing battle for everyone's souls, and we're just stuck here in the middle of it, eating our ramen noodles and watching reality TV. Just think, you may be possessed by a demon right now and you don't even know it!
Published: Friday, May 5th, 2023 @ 1:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jen Psaki has announced that she is stepping down as White House Press Secretary in order to take up a position as the Mouth of Sauron.
Published: Tuesday, May 17th, 2022 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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New documents confirm the COVID vaccine is only 12% effective! Oh well... they tried. And everyone had fun, didn't they?
Published: Thursday, May 12th, 2022 @ 9:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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