Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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From the border to the economy, President Biden has accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming. With so many incredible achievements for the Biden administration this year, narrowing them down was no easy task!
Published: Wednesday, March 20th, 2024 @ 12:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After suffering a record-tying 28th straight loss, basketball fans across the country and the other 29 NBA teams voted unanimously to demote the Detroit Pistons to the WNBA.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Embattled former New York Congressman George Santos has landed on his feet following his ouster from the U.S. House of Representatives, with the announcement that he has been hired as a fact-checker at The New York Times.
Published: Monday, March 18th, 2024 @ 3:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Request being made to add Xylazine to the list of controlled substances in NC
Published: Sunday, March 17th, 2024 @ 6:39 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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In a heroic effort to save American Democracy, the Colorado Supreme Court Has voted to prevent residents of Colorado from voting for their preferred candidate.
Published: Tuesday, March 5th, 2024 @ 10:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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To clarify previous remarks on the nature of priestly blessings and same-sex couples, the see of Peter formally announced all such blessings are only appropriate if the priest ends the blessing by quickly adding, "No homo."
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 1:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Jewish advocacy group filed a lawsuit on Wednesday charging the Associated Press with “material support of terrorism,” asserting that the news wire made payments to known agents of Hamas.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 12:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) floated a new theory during a recent interview with MSNBC host Jen Psaki, claiming that Russian President Vladimir Putin was probably holding “something financial” over former President Donald Trump.
Published: Saturday, March 2nd, 2024 @ 8:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Authorities also found an IED in the high school building.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 9:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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On February 20, 2024, Deputies with the Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office arrested James Earl Rodgers, Jessica Virgina Coffman, and Caitlyn Marie Wyatt on multiple drug charges.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 3:56 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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A three-time felon leaped over the bench in front of a Las Vegas judge who had just denied him probation and assaulted her, tackling her to the ground and forcing court officers to wrestle him to the ground, video shows.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 12:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a terribly awkward moment, Russian President Vladimir Putin and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy both showed up to cheer at the same campaign rally for President Joe Biden.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 7:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I am no football expert. I am only a fan. I learned the game as a cheerleader in the 1960s. I knew the “push ‘em back” and the “ hey, hey, let’s go” as well as anybody.
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 9:58 am
By: Lib Campbell
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At least six state capitol buildings across the country were evacuated after receiving bomb threats Wednesday morning.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 7:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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VeggieTales creator Phil Vischer has announced a new episode that will feature superhero LarryBoy taking on his most dangerous foe yet: anthropomorphic fruits and vegetables who want to live in a Christian nation.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 4:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The game between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers became the most watched Super Bowl ever after bringing in more than 123 million viewers on Sunday.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 7:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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Multiple people were shot and at least one was killed when gunfire erupted at a parade celebrating the Kansas City Chiefs’ Super Bowl win this week.
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 12:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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US funding its own invasion
Published: Wednesday, February 14th, 2024 @ 1:01 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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“Star Trek” actor LeVar Burton was shocked to discover that one of his ancestors was a white Confederate soldier.
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 9:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Hundreds of concerned Americans from around the country met on the Texas border as part of the “Take Our Border Back” convoy to rally in support of securing the United States’ southern border.
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 9:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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A Texas congressman says the ongoing border crisis poses an existential threat to the United States of America, and that the country is putting itself at risk of a major terrorist attack due to its failure to keep track of migrants entering the country.
Published: Tuesday, February 13th, 2024 @ 8:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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"I was being hunted down from everything I posted to every post I liked…”
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 9:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden spent more than 1/3 of the year away from the White House — either on vacation, at Camp David, or in Delaware — in 2023.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 7:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden revealed his New Year’s resolution to reporters while vacationing with his family in St. Croix, the U.S. Virgin Islands.
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 11:28 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to The New York Times, Israel intelligence has concluded that 32 of the remaining 136 Israeli hostages held by Hamas are dead.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 5:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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Opening at 20-1 that the rookie from Clemson would score a TD, as he had in the regular season, da Bears' loving public steamed the wager down to 4-1 by kickoff.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 2:51 pm
By: The Correspondent
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While some have pulled their funding, other donors have remained silent on the scandals facing the embattled university.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 10:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"I gave everything to that place."
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local little league baseball player found himself embroiled in controversy this week, as he was confronted with accusations that he wears 12% blackface when taking the field for games.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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