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David Michael Brown, age 71 a resident of Williamston, NC died Sunday August 31, 2025 at River Trace Nursing & Rehabilitation in Washington.
Published: Thursday, September 4th, 2025 @ 7:06 am
By: Announcements
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A new study shows that out of 10 cities that are potential contenders to be the home of a Major League Baseball (MLB) team, Raleigh and Charlotte are strong contenders.
Published: Monday, August 25th, 2025 @ 10:45 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Against all logic, a local wife somehow avoided feelings of unbridled passion after her husband sat her down to listen to a podcast of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson talking in depth about sex.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has submitted the requisite number of signatures needed to qualify for the ballot in Utah, according to the Salt Lake County clerk’s office.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A middle school student with a "bad stomach ache" was too sick to attend school this week but felt just well enough to spend hours and hours playing video games.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local toddler Max Hansen worked tirelessly throughout the afternoon Thursday to empty every single item out of every single drawer and cupboard so his tired, overworked mom didn't have to.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 8:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Jeremy Carmichael made a groundbreaking dietary discovery this week after realizing he could shed a few pounds by not stopping at the local Chevron on his way to work every morning to purchase a double-decker oatmeal creme pie.
Published: Saturday, October 14th, 2023 @ 4:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina U.S. Sens. Ted Budd and Thom Tillis are among a contingent of 10 Republican senators seeking answers from the Department of Justice (DOJ) about seven “service centers” with ties to the Chinese Communist Party operating across the U.S.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 11:39 am
By: Carolina Journal
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By all accounts a subpar Mormon, local man Bryce Smith was assigned to govern Pluto upon his sudden passing yesterday.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 4:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The FBI shot and killed a Utah man in his 70s who was accused of making threatening remarks online about President Joe Biden and Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 8:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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“Sound of Freedom” has been dominating box offices across the country in places like Florida and Texas its first weekend out after taking the number one spot across the country on its release day July 4.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 4:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local woman shut her laptop quickly when her husband walked in the room and explained that she was only looking at Zillow to check how much their current house was worth and not to browse new homes.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 1:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Utah public school district that removed the Bible from elementary and middle school libraries voted Tuesday to reverse the decision, officials said in a statement.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 11:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Bible has been pulled from the shelves of libraries in a school district in Utah after a parent claimed that it could be considered “pornographic.”
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A group of local bros were able to provide their own entertainment during a night out drinking cosmos as they took turns laughing at their friend who had gayly ordered a Bud Light.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 8:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Trump threatened Tuesday to skip the Republican primary debates, complaining on his social media platform that he had not been consulted about them and predicting that moderators would be hostile to him.
Published: Thursday, May 11th, 2023 @ 8:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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A local man's heart was finally apprehended by the Almighty God today, as he humbled himself and turned to the Lord in prayer while sitting in his seat on an airplane and seeing an obese man with his stomach hanging out from his shirt making his way down the aisle.
Published: Thursday, April 6th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new record was set at a local Panda Express location today, as a fork replaced a set of chopsticks only three bites into a local man's meal. This breaks the previous record of seven bites, set at a Panda Express location in Wichita, Kansas in 2019.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 7:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new survey from GasBuddy has some good news for drivers in North Carolina’s capital city — Raleigh is no longer on the top 10 list for Scroogiest drivers during the holiday season.
Published: Friday, December 30th, 2022 @ 3:51 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Former “American Idol” contestant David Archuleta said that a few “dozen” fans in Utah left one of his concerts after he shared his coming out story.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 12:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Registered Nurse Claire Bishop was devasted by the thought that TikTok might be banned in the U.S., a "nightmare scenario" which would force her to actually care for sick patients instead of just doing the latest, most trendy dances with the other nurses.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 10:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The district called the teacher's comments "very disconcerting."
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 11:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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Home prices are beginning to fall in many American cities after nearly two years of increases, according to a report from real estate brokerage Redfin.
Published: Saturday, September 3rd, 2022 @ 7:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Today, Rep. Greg Murphy, M.D. (NC-03) released the following statement on the first anniversary of the deadly Hamid Karzai International Airport bombing which claimed the lives of 13 brave U.S. servicemembers in Kabul, Afghanistan.
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 11:30 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Chaos broke out at the wedding of Addison and Nate Smith last Friday when local LDS hooligans snuck caffeinated black tea from a flask into the punch.
Published: Monday, August 8th, 2022 @ 2:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Proctor & Gamble has released a brand new maximum-strength version of its popular Febreze air freshener product designed to combat the intense odor of bedrooms occupied by Jr. High-aged boys.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Younger men who either don’t want or fear having children, no longer confident that the women in their life can abort their babies because of the SCOTUS decision overturning Roe v. Wade, are surging in their desire for vasectomies.
Published: Thursday, July 14th, 2022 @ 4:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A Heartland Institute and Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey taken this month revealed an astonishing number of Democrats surveyed were perfectly comfortable sending Americans who were not vaccinated to “designated facilities or locations.”
Published: Wednesday, February 2nd, 2022 @ 11:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Republican Party is seeking to bar candidates from participating in debates hosted by the Commission on Presidential Debates over concerns that the organization is biased toward Republican candidates.
Published: Thursday, January 20th, 2022 @ 7:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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National platform showcases ECU, Miller School’s growing leadership in rural entrepreneurship education
Published: Friday, January 14th, 2022 @ 11:47 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Speaking at the National Congress of American Indians 78th Annual Convention on Tuesday, the day after Columbus Day, Vice President Kamala Harris took the opportunity to slam the European explorers who reached the Americas hundreds of years ago, calling it an era with a “shameful past."
Published: Tuesday, January 4th, 2022 @ 10:32 am
By: Daily Wire
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Brody administrator earns accolades for mentoring faculty from underrepresented groups
Published: Thursday, May 13th, 2021 @ 11:39 am
By: ECU News Services
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While police departments across the United States are being defunded to appease leftists, the federal government is dedicating hundreds of thousands of dollars to advance “gender equality” in the “police forces” of a Latin American nation.
Published: Monday, December 14th, 2020 @ 5:48 pm
By: Judicial Watch
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