'It Didn't Mean Anything, I Swear!' Cries Wife After Getting Caught Looking At Houses On Zillow

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'It Didn't Mean Anything, I Swear!' Cries Wife After Getting Caught Looking At Houses On Zillow

Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 1:51 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

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    SALT LAKE CITY, UT     A local woman shut her laptop quickly when her husband walked in the room and explained that she was only looking at Zillow to check how much their current house was worth and not to browse new homes.

    "I know we just moved here three days ago," Lindsay Statton told her husband Brad. "I promise I don't want to move. I was just looking at how ugly all the houses are that we didn't buy. But also...we could use a bigger yard."

    Lindsay assured Brad she was only checking Zillow for the articles and was definitely not looking at new houses. "I love our current home, you know I do. Just sometimes I wonder...could we have found something with another bedroom? I don't know."

    "I walked in and she looked so guilty but also really wanted to show me a four-bedroom modern-looking place a few miles away that just went on the market," Brad said warily. "I know she's trying to quit. I feel bad for her. We've moved five times in the past four years..."

    After a long discussion about how hard it is to move and how their kids are finally making friends in the neighborhood, Lindsay promised Brad she wouldn't go on Zillow again. After ten minutes, she'd discovered a loophole by downloading RedFin.

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