Hey, umm, just a heads up here. All Babylon Bee articles will be delayed for a while because all of the writers are out panic-buying flowers for Valentine's Day.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 12:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After you get married, it's common for the flame of love to cool, with each spouse eventually reaching the point of using the toilet with the bathroom door open, wearing nothing but sweatpants around the house, and finding deep-seated flaws in the way each other breathes.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Douglass Mackey, the creator of a popular pro-Trump Twitter account, has been sentenced to seven months in prison after he was convicted of election interference over social media posts.
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 11:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After a whirlwind of controversy — in which Twitter promised to promote, then vowed to censor, The Daily Wire’s documentary “What is a Woman?” — the film finally began streaming in full, free of charge, on the social media platform on Friday and will continue to do so throughout the weekend.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 7:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Amid incessant fears that Don Lemon may somehow find a way to return to his post at CNN, leadership at the satirical news organization took an unprecedented measure today and fired him for a second time, just to make sure.
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 8:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the extremely beautiful and perfect Congresswoman AOC has still failed to notice a group of handsome and talented satire writers, even though they are really funny and have written dozens of hilarious headlines about her just to make her laugh.
Published: Friday, June 2nd, 2023 @ 11:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Douglass Mackey, who went by the alias Ricky Vaughn on social media, was convicted by a federal jury on Friday for a “scheme to deprive individuals of their constitutional right to vote,” according to a statement from the Justice Department.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 4:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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government ministry of truth wants to regulate speech
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 9:36 am
By: John Steed
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When socialism arrives, you're going to want to be ready to "look at the glass as half-full" – even if the glass is empty or even if there is no glass! Here are 10 new perspectives you can adopt in the glorious socialist utopia that will help you make the best of things!
Published: Monday, March 13th, 2023 @ 12:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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party contineus its surge
Published: Tuesday, January 24th, 2023 @ 11:33 am
By: John Steed
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“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” — Inigo Montoya, “The Princess Bride”
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 3:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As Elon Musk takes over Twitter this week and begins looking for ways to make the $44 billion-dollar company more profitable, some employees are starting to worry about the future of their jobs.
Published: Thursday, November 3rd, 2022 @ 1:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This week the Kremlin announced a sanction on over 25 persons, including Sean Penn and Ben Stiller.
Published: Monday, September 19th, 2022 @ 8:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The new normal is pretty weird, man. Just when you think Biden’s America cannot get any stranger, he trots out an aging folk singer to celebrate the passage of a multi-billion boondoggle climate change chicanery bill known as the Inflation Reduction Act.
Published: Saturday, September 17th, 2022 @ 9:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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The debate around childhood gender transitions has become a cultural flashpoint in 2022. Arkansas, Alabama, Arizona, and Texas passed bans on youth gender surgeries and hormone treatments
Published: Saturday, September 3rd, 2022 @ 8:41 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) faced backlash at the start of the week for advocating for lowering bail amounts set by prosecutors in the New York City court system, which comes just a day after a man who was out on “inappropriately low” bail killed at least five people and injured over 40.
Published: Wednesday, August 3rd, 2022 @ 9:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Conservative Christian satire site The Babylon Bee has been banned from the Chinese-owned social platform TikTok.
Published: Sunday, July 17th, 2022 @ 2:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Republican Governor Ron DeSantis on Wednesday responded to comments from tech billionaire Elon Musk — who revealed he was leaning toward supporting DeSantis in the 2024 presidential race — by saying he welcomes “support from African-Americans.”
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 8:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the legislative session begins in Raleigh, many issues are facing North Carolinians. Gas prices are at historic highs, inflation is skyrocketing, and the recent horrors of mass shootings in other states across the country induce anxiety in our schools.
Published: Saturday, June 11th, 2022 @ 3:12 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Leading pro-life group and news outlet Live Action released a satirical video Friday slamming the hypocrisy of the pro-abortion movement, and “pro-choice” men who are routinely framed as advocates for women and women’s rights.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 7:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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Legendary actor John Cleese has cancelled a talk he was scheduled to give at Cambridge University due to what he called “woke rules” that resulted in another speaker getting blacklisted for doing an impression of Adolf Hitler.
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 12:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Twitter announced late on Monday that it has entered a definitive agreement to be acquired by Elon Musk for $54.20 per share in a deal valued at $44 billion.
Published: Wednesday, May 4th, 2022 @ 10:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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While RED 2 may be your common, garden variety sequel, it is mostly just the blackest of comedies built upon the intractable foundation of a perfect farce, where interpersonal relationships really do matter.
Published: Tuesday, February 15th, 2022 @ 8:05 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Wes Anderson's films are an eclectic hodgepodge of reserved goodness; some sweeter than others, but all resilient as tested by time, and a perfect evening in the present.
Published: Sunday, January 30th, 2022 @ 10:09 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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"Goodbye My Sweetheart, Hello Vietnam" This refrain from Dave Dudley's country ditty, an integral melody in the soundtrack of the classic "Full Metal Jacket" regarding a more patriotic approach to the Vietnam predicament.
Published: Friday, January 21st, 2022 @ 7:58 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Top 10 rights every parent deserves
Published: Friday, January 21st, 2022 @ 5:30 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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History repeats?
Published: Wednesday, October 20th, 2021 @ 8:46 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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At least four people have been stabbed near Charlie Hebdo’s former office in Paris on Friday, the site where an Islamic terrorist attack in 2015 left 12 people dead after the newspaper published images of the Prophet Mohammed.
Published: Friday, October 2nd, 2020 @ 6:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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