It’s “Bo time” again, this time in North Carolina’s Sixth Congressional District.
Published: Sunday, April 7th, 2024 @ 7:50 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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"It's a great time to buy a house right now," said Jazz Price, the realtor who gets paid if you buy a house right now.
Published: Tuesday, February 27th, 2024 @ 4:49 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Over recent months, shopping malls in the Charlotte area have seen several incidents of criminal activity, which is part of a larger wave of offenses committed at other malls in large urban areas throughout the U.S.
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 11:23 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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This time of year, online shopping surges as folks scramble to buy holiday gifts and find the best deals online. Unfortunately, scammers know this all too well and will be trying to take advantage of unaware shoppers.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:23 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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Move over all other stores! A new, super-popular shopping destination is in town. Chick-fil-A, Buc-ee's, and Hobby Lobby have all reportedly merged into one conglomerate, instantly making it the most popular store of all time.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 1:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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There’s no better example of community spirit than a small-town Christmas Parade.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 5:10 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Children taken off stage as demonstrators storm the stage
Published: Tuesday, January 30th, 2024 @ 9:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Supermarket chains are installing defibrillators at checkout counters due to the growing number of heart attacks that occur when a customer sees their checkout total.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 7:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's the year 2023 and now more than ever people have options. While Black Friday shopping of years past meant standing in line at 3 a.m. outside a Walmart in hopes of scoring the last Furby, these days things have become slightly more civilized.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 8:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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Target CEO: Conservatives Upset Over Trans Merch More Dangerous To Employees Than George Floyd RiotsTarget CEO Brian Cornell deflected when he was pressed Thursday about specific Target products that generated a boycott starting in May, while suggesting blowback over transgender merch came from violent customers who threatened his employees’ safety more than the George Floyd riots.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 8:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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Shoppers observed a woman frantically buying up all pumpkin-shaped kitchen items at a local Home Goods store this week after falling for the oldest "You Have This But It's Not Shaped Like An Adorable Fall Pumpkin" marketing trick in the book.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 1:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Target announced plans to shut down nine stores across four different U.S. states after ongoing reports of violence, theft, and organized retail crime have threatened the safety of shoppers and employees.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 7:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and 17 state attorneys general sued Amazon on Tuesday for allegedly using “interlocking and anticompetitive and unfair” strategies to maintain its monopolistic power over current and future rivals.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 2:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"It's San Francisco, bro."
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 12:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, an innocent multi-billion dollar megacorporation has come under ruthless attack from a terrifying group of domestic extremists who refuse to give the corporation any money.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 9:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of the Target controversy resulting in widespread calls for boycotts among suburban housewife shoppers, husbands across the United States have begun praying faith-based home decor retail chain Hobby Lobby will make a bad public relations decision to cause a similar firestorm
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2023 @ 1:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lululemon’s CEO defended his company’s decision to terminate two employees who called the police as three masked men robbed their Georgia store location.
Published: Wednesday, June 21st, 2023 @ 9:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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A successful marketing firm in the U.K. has come up with an ingenious plan, deciding that the centuries-old landmark Piccadilly Circus is an ideal place for an enormous Burger King billboard.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 1:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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vote with you wallets - do not buy "woke"
Published: Monday, April 10th, 2023 @ 7:49 am
By: John Steed
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After a recent all-night HBO binge session, Dr. Anthony Fauci reportedly called up his friends at the Wuhan Institute to see if they could make him a batch of that gnarly zombie fungus from the series The Last of Us.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 3:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mayor Eric Adams (D-New York City) has advised local stores to bar patrons from entry if they refuse to remove their face masks, saying that they are more likely to be hiding from police than from exposure to COVID.
Published: Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 @ 2:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Rusty Davis became extremely self-conscious today after suddenly realizing he was the only person in all of Walmart walking on legs.
Published: Sunday, March 12th, 2023 @ 12:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local woman Jane Adams narrowly exceeded the item limit at the grocery's express checkout line today by a mere 2,387 items.
Published: Friday, February 3rd, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A man at the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota, was recently ordered to remove a “Jesus Saves” t-shirt after security guards reportedly told him that shoppers were offended.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 2:16 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After urging from environmental activists, the World Economic Forum, and Bill Nye the Science Guy, Arby's has changed its slogan to "We Have The Bugs."
Published: Tuesday, January 17th, 2023 @ 11:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Record spending during the holiday season coincided with many American households making expenditures using record amounts of debt.
Published: Sunday, January 15th, 2023 @ 9:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Just 20% of North Carolinians plan to do their holiday shopping on Black Friday, compared to 40% on Cyber Monday, the biggest online shopping day of the year.
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 9:14 am
By: Carolina Journal
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American retail expenditures declined 0.6% between October and November, according to data released on Thursday by the Census Bureau.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 8:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sticker shock is hitting some shoppers as they get ready to host Thanksgiving this year. The soaring cost of energy is slowing supply chains for grocery stores and spiking costs for farmers.
Published: Tuesday, December 20th, 2022 @ 9:56 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The latest doll from the classic American Girl line is expected to miss projected sales numbers for the holiday season following an unenthusiastic launch. The doll, named Steve, is the company's first openly transgender doll.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 9:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A small commotion broke out and stopped Christmas shoppers in their tracks at a local mall today, as Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen sitting on the mall Santa's lap and overheard asking for an additional $50 billion in funding for his nation's ongoing war against Russia.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 1:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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