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every thinking person knows this was a political hatchet job
Published: Friday, May 31st, 2024 @ 8:07 am
By: John Steed
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Southwest Airlines, known for its humane "person of size" seating policy, was reportedly conned out of an entire row of seats by a Denver man who ate too many tacos. After some quick thinking, airline passenger Adrian Herald ate 17 tacos to score extra seating for free.
Published: Wednesday, February 28th, 2024 @ 10:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump slammed Governor Mike DeWine (R-OH) after he vetoed a law that would have banned transgender surgeries on children.
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 11:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A large crowd of pro-Palestine protestors was captivated by an unidentified man who abruptly stepped to the front of the group, commandeered the podium, and began ranting about the Jews.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 10:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As everyone can clearly see, the end of the world is right around the corner. As you take inventory of your life and possessions, you may want to start thinking about what you'll need when the inevitable downfall of American civilization arrives.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 10:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man was left scrambling to pick up his children from school yesterday after failing to remember his responsibilities and spending his time thinking about the Roman Empire instead.
Published: Wednesday, November 22nd, 2023 @ 3:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an attempt to increase his credibility on the street, rapper-actor Ice Cube booked an appearance on conservative media pundit Tucker Carlson's show on Twitter (AKA "X"), thinking anyone seeing him hanging around Carlson will have no doubt he's a tough customer.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 1:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, the prophet Ezekiel is absolutely kicking himself for not thinking to patent a recipe for sprouted flourless bread prepared over cow dung because he imagined no one in their right mind would want to eat it.
Published: Monday, June 12th, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Taxes collected from all the people should be spent only for the benefit of all of the people, not selected groups.
Published: Sunday, May 28th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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A jury found musician Ed Sheeran, who stood accused of copying Marvin Gaye’s 1973 hit “Let’s Get It On” when he composed his 2014 single “Thinking Out Loud,” not liable Thursday in the copyright infringement lawsuit brought against him, according to NBC News.
Published: Saturday, May 6th, 2023 @ 11:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Video footage emerged over the weekend that showed how a quick thinking bodyguard for Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida saved the political leader from harm after a man threw a explosive device at him during a campaign event.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 12:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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Beaufort County Community College TRIO/Student Support Services students organized “Operation Care: Thinking of You” to celebrate National TRIO Day 2023.
Published: Thursday, March 30th, 2023 @ 12:04 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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“The world faces a serious crisis: one that will ruin whole economies and lead to needless suffering and death. The crisis is related to climate change, but not in the way you’re probably thinking.”
Published: Thursday, March 9th, 2023 @ 1:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Hey ladies, have you ever just stared at your man and wondered what he was thinking? Relax! Your man isn't thinking about other women.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 4:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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what thinking American would want their kids to have anything to do with new Disney?
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 8:49 am
By: John Steed
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"If you want to be an independent, free-thinking person who has to get up and argue your case, you ought to be Republican. If you want to be part of a group that does all you’re told by your boss, you ought to be a Democrat.”
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 4:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While holding a feast for his court, King Solomon reportedly became so embarrassed by loud chewing from his 48th wife, Tiffany, that he left in shame and assembled his loyal advisors to weigh the feasibility of demoting her to the role of concubine.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Nativity scene, the symbol of Christmas, has become more of a commercial symbol than a religious system.That was the conclusion of the highest court of the land – back in 1984. It got me thinking of the holiday in general and what it really means. Have we succeeded in divorcing its true meaning?
Published: Monday, December 26th, 2022 @ 12:35 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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The Manhattan district attorney is reopening an investigation into former President Trump’s hush-money payments to porn star Stormy Daniels, and you may be thinking, “When will they ever learn?”
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 8:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) warned those who are thinking about looting in the wake of Hurricane Ian that they are putting their lives at risk as the state supports citizens using the Second Amendment.
Published: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022 @ 10:32 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Stacey Abrams turned the medical world upside-down earlier this week with her revelation that heartbeats are a complete scam, concocted to trick women into thinking babies are alive.
Published: Monday, October 3rd, 2022 @ 7:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump addressed the FBI’s raid last month on his Florida home at Mar-a-Lago during a Fox News interview Wednesday night where he said that he had the ability to declassify documents by just “thinking about it.”
Published: Sunday, September 25th, 2022 @ 12:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Thinking about college can be both exciting and intimidating for both high school students and parents, especially if students will be the first in their families to attend college.
Published: Saturday, September 17th, 2022 @ 3:22 pm
By: Attila Nemecz
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Cheri Beasley was endorsed by former Hoke County Sheriff Jim Davis today and it’s obvious we’re all thinking the same thing…
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 1:21 pm
By: ENC NOW
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Senator Feinstein pleads with lawmakers not to decommission Diablo Canyon Nuclear Power Plant
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 11:16 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) quickly turned her attention to a potential presidential run after losing her state’s primary on Tuesday.
Published: Thursday, August 18th, 2022 @ 10:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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Pope Francis admitted he needs to either cut back or think about retiring.
Published: Thursday, August 11th, 2022 @ 8:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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When you've "hit the wall," it is definitely time to take a break from what you're thinking about and what you're doing. You need to refresh yourself before you can take a fresh look at the problem you're trying to solve or help solve.
Published: Sunday, July 17th, 2022 @ 7:10 pm
By: Raynor James
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Lately, I’ve been thinking about the word balance. We refer to a well-balanced life as one with equilibrium between work, family and recreation.
Published: Saturday, June 25th, 2022 @ 7:15 am
By: Tom Campbell
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I keep thinking no administration can be this incompetent. It must be intentional. Americans aren’t debating marginal tax rates. Instead, parents are desperately searching for baby formula.
Published: Tuesday, June 14th, 2022 @ 7:33 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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"... all the Covid stay-at-home stuff has tricked people into thinking that you don’t actually need to work hard."
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 11:57 am
By: Daily Wire
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Ever since hearing the news of President Biden creating a 'Disinformation Governance Board', George Orwell has been really kicking himself for not thinking of it first.
Published: Wednesday, May 11th, 2022 @ 1:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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That nod to the famous line from Charles Dickens’ Oliver Twist may be what some Wake County commissioners are thinking after learning that Wake County Public School System (WCPSS) Superintendent Cathy Moore is asking Wake County Commissioners for approximately $600 million
Published: Monday, April 25th, 2022 @ 2:48 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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LAGUNA HILLS, CA—Local zoomer Danerys Williams has embraced her nonconformist ideology and shed the shackles of gender identity to become nonconformist just like every single one of her friends.
Published: Monday, April 25th, 2022 @ 2:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Different CPI than used in 1981
Published: Friday, April 15th, 2022 @ 5:20 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Beaufort County Community College TRiO Student Support Services students celebrated National TRiO Day 2022 with an “Operation Care – Thinking of You” service project.
Published: Sunday, March 13th, 2022 @ 8:10 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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On Thursday night, the world’s richest man announced he was thinking of creating a new university in Texas, where he had moved the headquarters of his world-famous business from California.
Published: Friday, December 24th, 2021 @ 2:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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John Szoka, an Army veteran, was thinking about 9/11. About the attacks and the aftermath. The ghost-like figures, covered in ash, emerging from the destruction.
Published: Saturday, November 13th, 2021 @ 8:31 am
By: Carolina Journal
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