Representatives with the Hawaiian Department of Land and Natural Resources reached out to the public Friday, imploring whoever stole the ancient Tiki statue depicting Pele, goddess of fire, to please return it ASAP.
Published: Monday, October 9th, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) and his wife Nadine have been indicted on bribery charges, according to the Department of Justice.
Published: Thursday, October 5th, 2023 @ 7:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Minutes after the Stephenson family had returned from a weeklong beach vacation filled with swimming, lounging, eating, and playing, Max, the youngest in the family, told his parents, "We never do anything fun," sources say.
Published: Sunday, October 1st, 2023 @ 11:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden on Sunday told reporters that even though he was at his Rehoboth Beach house, he was not actually on “vacation.”
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 11:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the dog days of summer heat up backyards across the state, some North Carolina families with private pools are turning to a new online platform to rent them out on an hourly basis.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 2:52 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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The United Auto Workers announced a strike against Ford, General Motors, and Stellantis, as the union demands higher wages and “economic and social justice.”
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 11:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich said during an interview this week that he believes former President Barack Obama is the person who is running the Biden administration.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 10:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The national average is just under the 2012 record.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 5:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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NCDHHS Has Distributed $932 million through Child Care Stabilization Grants to Over 4,400 Child Care Centers But Funding Will Soon Run Out
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 3:26 pm
By: Governor's Office
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In a stunning coincidence, the Holy Spirit descended in power to bring about revival exactly when First Baptist of Cedar Rapids had scheduled a revival service.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Maui wildfire survivor Mike Cicchino called out President Joe Biden and his administration during a recent interview, saying that Lahaina residents like himself were “not being treated like” American citizens as they try to rebuild their lives with little help from the government.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden said Friday that he will ask Congress for additional funding for the development of a new COVID vaccine.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 1:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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CNN climate reporter Bill Weir gushed over President Joe Biden’s remarks this week in Maui where he compared the worst fire the U.S. has experienced in over 100 years to a small kitchen fire at his home nearly two decades ago.
Published: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023 @ 2:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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You knew it was going to happen. As soon as we all heard that President Joe Biden was going to go to Hawaii to survey the death and destruction of the recent wildfires, every American with half of a brain knew that “Mr. Empathy-in-Chief” was going to make it all about himself
Published: Sunday, September 17th, 2023 @ 4:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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A spokesperson for President Joe Biden said that when Biden arrived in Maui — nearly two weeks after wildfires swept through western Maui — one of his priorities would be to make sure residents were aware that he had “been there since day one.”
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 12:23 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Afghanistan Gold Star Mom: I Wept, Wanted Comfort From Biden. He Suggested A Photo With Him Instead.“It's a moral disgrace for a president not to have mercy on the people that he serves.”
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 3:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local lizard man spoke with reporters to provide a detailed account of a shameful incident of outright harassment he suffered on an airplane while trying to travel from Dallas to Orlando, Florida.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 1:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Republican legislators take paid vacation with no one to blame for budget impasse but themselves; Enactment of Medicaid Expansion and teacher raises hang in balance
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 5:15 pm
By: Governor's Office
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The White House sought to deflect backlash on Monday over President Joe Biden spending a weekend at the beach in the aftermath of a fire that devastated part of the Hawaiian island of Maui.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 1:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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First Lady (and real doctor) Jill Biden has confirmed she tested positive for COVID-19 after conducting her own extensive diagnostic assessment, which included hitting herself on the forehead with one of those rubber knee hammer things.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 12:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A massive fire, fueled by strong winds from a nearby hurricane, has engulfed the historic Hawaiian town of Lahaina on the island of Maui.
Published: Tuesday, September 5th, 2023 @ 11:37 am
By: Daily Wire
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Facing mounting criticism over inflation and families struggling to make ends meet, President Joe Biden publicly boasted about how well his administration has handled the Ukrainian economy.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 6:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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and plans to send asylum seekers to Ascension Island in South Atlantic
Published: Tuesday, August 8th, 2023 @ 10:32 am
By: John Steed
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Being president is a 24/7/365 job. As President George W. Bush once told me, every morning when he arrived at the Oval Office (promptly at 6:55 a.m.), the world’s most pressing problems were already there on his desk, waiting for him.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: Daily Wire
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A newly married couple had determined the Lord is directing them to wait a while to have children after they spent the past week volunteering to serve in Vacation Bible School at their church.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 6:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Roughly a third of Americans with student loans spent money they would not have normally spent because they were “confident” it would be forgiven under President Joe Biden, according to a new poll.
Published: Sunday, July 30th, 2023 @ 5:05 am
By: Daily Wire
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Our little Pierson Point Community celebrates July 4th in a big way. A 100-pound pig is cooked. Sides include slaw, Brunswick stew, baked beans, squash casserole, watermelon, beer and banana pudding to round out the menu. But before the meal there is the Pierson Point Parade.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 5:59 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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As part of his administration's top priority, President Joe Biden has vowed to eliminate all junk fees, though he clarified that his customary "10% for the Big Guy" fee will remain in place for all bribes and kickbacks.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 1:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The N.C. Court of Appeals has rejected the case of a fired UNC Chapel Hill professor who has challenged his dismissal since 2018.
Published: Monday, July 24th, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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In a show of goodwill toward the loyal young employees who make its success possible, Apple has announced they will allow their child laborers in Asia to wear the company's new virtual reality headset to help them feel like they're at the playground during their 18-hour shifts.
Published: Saturday, July 15th, 2023 @ 8:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Socialists sue pollsters
Published: Friday, June 23rd, 2023 @ 8:58 am
By: John Steed
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The unnamed female CEO of Twitter has already announced that her first act as CEO will be to increase the Tweet character limit all the way to 1,000,000.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 2:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House and Senate lawmakers have reportedly come to a deal to avoid defaulting on the national debt by raising the debt ceiling to infinity million billion +1.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 9:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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America is in freefall. Cities are crumbling, with open drug abuse and homeless everywhere, overdose deaths are soaring, there’s a mental health epidemic, and then there are the crises, oh the crises: the border, the federal debt, lack of affordable housing, flat-out unaffordable health care.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 1:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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