As President Joe Biden celebrated his 81st birthday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre made the bold pronouncement that Biden is officially the youngest president in the nation's history.
Published: Sunday, January 28th, 2024 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A crowd of onlookers gathered outside a local pizza parlor today as 76 sacrificial goats were delivered in preparation for former First Lady Hillary Clinton's birthday party.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump released a doctor’s note touting a clean bill of health as President Joe Biden celebrated his 81st birthday on Monday amid concerns about his age and fitness.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden turned 81 on Monday as Democrats split on how to address the issue of the his age as he runs for re-election.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 12:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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Selfish local toddler Madeleine Russell completely failed to appreciate how fabulous and Instagram-worthy her first birthday party was.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 10:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Authorities have been dispatched to a local residence after disturbing reports that a set of parents — who are clearly deranged psychopaths — lit a chocolate cake on fire and then gave it to an innocent child.
Published: Wednesday, June 7th, 2023 @ 2:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Country music legend Willie Nelson announced on Tuesday that he’ll celebrate his 90th birthday with a star-studded summer concert tour headlining music festivals across the United States.
Published: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2023 @ 10:38 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden appeared to forget the name of Martin Luther King Jr.’s daughter-in-law while singing “Happy Birthday” to her on Monday while speaking at a left-wing event.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 8:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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The "Old North State" celebrates its 233rd Birthday.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 8:33 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Actress Jennifer Garner won’t allow aging to get her down, recently admitting that she celebrated her recent birthday milestone of turning 50 by basically throwing a wedding for herself.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 1:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Multiple sources have confirmed that local man Dan Zilph's Instagram account exists solely to wish his wife "happy birthday" every year.
Published: Thursday, November 17th, 2022 @ 3:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mr. Charles Reginald celebrated his 40th birthday in style today, cracking open a finely aged, single malt bottle of Advil.
Published: Saturday, November 5th, 2022 @ 8:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A key bridge connecting Crimea to mainland Russia was badly damaged in a huge explosion early Saturday, according to Russian media and social media video.
Published: Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 @ 10:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local patriarch Methuselah has lost all of his wealth after enduring several centuries of writing $5.00 birthday checks to grandchildren. The aged man, who claims to be almost a thousand years old, has since filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy and will have his assets liquidated.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 9:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Today is the 92nd birthday of arguably the most influential social and political theorist of our generation, Thomas Sowell.
Published: Sunday, July 17th, 2022 @ 7:21 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Legislators in both the N.C. House and Senate took a short break from pressing business today to mark the 91st birthday of Thomas Sowell.
Published: Friday, July 9th, 2021 @ 3:48 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Born at 21 weeks and survived.
Published: Tuesday, June 22nd, 2021 @ 11:17 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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As Commander in Chief, I proudly join our Nation in wishing the United States Marine Corps a happy 245th birthday.
Published: Wednesday, November 11th, 2020 @ 7:30 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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As Commander in Chief, I send my sincere gratitude to our Nation's sailors on the 245th birthday of the United States Navy.
Published: Wednesday, October 14th, 2020 @ 9:14 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Several "Trumptillas" paraded in an energetic celebration honoring Trump's birthday and Flag Day.
Published: Tuesday, June 16th, 2020 @ 7:44 am
By: LifeZette
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As Commander in Chief, I am proud to join a grateful Nation in wishing the United States Air Force a happy 72nd birthday.
Published: Thursday, September 19th, 2019 @ 8:52 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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What is it about birthdays that make you reflect on what has been and think about what’s to come? The birthday I recently observed wasn’t one of those milestone events, but after you pass your seventh decade, every year should be both a celebration and a time for reflection.
Published: Thursday, August 1st, 2019 @ 11:22 am
By: Tom Campbell
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If you've ever traveled abroad you are asked this often. It's as if you are given an opportunity to "come clean" and "lay it all out on the table."
Published: Thursday, July 4th, 2019 @ 8:13 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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As Commander in Chief, I am pleased to join our grateful Nation in celebrating the 244th birthday of the United States Army.
Published: Thursday, June 20th, 2019 @ 9:24 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Washington DC is out of control and General George Washington has had enough...Again.
Published: Saturday, February 23rd, 2019 @ 11:54 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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As Commander in Chief of our Armed Forces, it is an honor to celebrate the 242nd birthday of the United States Navy.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2017 @ 10:05 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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President Trump's desires for the Republican party have serious similarities to those of our sixteenth president.
Published: Friday, August 4th, 2017 @ 1:10 pm
By: Ryan Case
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That seems an easy choice. I'm a firm believer in the birthday season.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2017 @ 1:55 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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This is a story about how my wife outfoxed me.
Published: Monday, June 6th, 2016 @ 11:13 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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My brother plays Jerry Lee Lewis. May 8, 2015 is my brothers 75 birthday.
Published: Wednesday, May 13th, 2015 @ 1:38 am
By: Bobby Tony
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