Top 0 Things You Did To Earn Your Salvation | Eastern NC Now

What did you do to earn God's mercy? That's right — NOTHING! Nada, zero, zilch. The Babylon Bee theologians have compiled a complete list of all zero of the things you did to merit the forgiveness of your sins.

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