Mysterious masked vigilantes who previously called the sewers of Manhattan their home have fled the city in protest because of new restrictions on pizza ovens mandated by the Department of Environmental Protection.
Published: Tuesday, August 15th, 2023 @ 1:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bizarre development, turtles around Ohio have reportedly been spotted hanging around pizza parlors and practicing a wide variety of martial arts.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 1:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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