I reckon one could always argue that ignorance rests in the eyes of the beholder, but, I'm not taking that bet ... not in these Orwellian times, when so few of our fellow travelers know so little of what is real, and far too much of what otherwise might be terminally fake.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 9:02 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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A local uncultured peasant was unable to make it to work Monday because his Uber driver arrived in a brand-new Tesla Model 3 and he couldn't figure out how to open the door.
Published: Monday, February 12th, 2024 @ 8:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a bizarre coincidence, Senator John Fetterman has suddenly become more conservative after his brain resumed working.
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 8:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When your wife is screaming like crazy as your progeny prepares to burst forth from her loins, it can be a bit hard to know what to say! Here is a handy list you can consult of the seven most helpful things to say to your wife while she is in labor:
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 9:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Tuesday, House Republicans failed to muster enough support to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas over his handling of a border crisis fraught with surging illegal crossings and fentanyl poisonings fueled by drug trafficking.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 1:34 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to The New York Times, Israel intelligence has concluded that 32 of the remaining 136 Israeli hostages held by Hamas are dead.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 5:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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Saturday, October 7, marked the single deadliest day for Jews since the Holocaust, many calling it “Israel’s 9/11.”
Published: Wednesday, February 7th, 2024 @ 10:37 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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RALEIGH: Gov. Cooper has nominated the following member to serve on the North Carolina State Board of Agriculture:
Published: Tuesday, February 6th, 2024 @ 11:20 pm
By: Governor's Office
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worst than expected Senate border bill grants amnesty, legalizes Biden parole pipeline
Published: Tuesday, February 6th, 2024 @ 6:56 am
By: John Steed
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Soon after the Oakland City Council voted to pass a resolution calling for an immediate and permanent ceasefire in the Israel-Hamas conflict, city officials also voted to allow Hamas to move into the now-vacant Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum.
Published: Monday, February 5th, 2024 @ 6:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Revelation chapter 20 verses 11 through 15
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:54 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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North Carolina Treasury Secretary Dale Folwell, and now, challenging for the seat of North Carolina's governor visits with Eastern North Carolina NOW's publisher, Stan Deatherage, to discuss the multiple jobs of the Secretary, his commitment to performance, and that lurking elected position hence.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:16 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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“Grandma, how did mom die?”
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 3:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ECU and Food Lion Feeds launch teaching kitchen
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 9:05 am
By: ECU News Services
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Brigadier General Anthony McAuliffe and his men — many from the 101st Airborne Division, along with some stragglers from Pennsylvania’s 28th Infantry Division (known as “The Bloody Bucket”) and the 9th Armored “Phantom” Division — spent Christmas of 1944 in the Belgian city of Bastogne
Published: Monday, January 29th, 2024 @ 1:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu outlined three prerequisites to successful and lasting peace between Israel and the Palestinians of Gaza on Monday.
Published: Saturday, January 27th, 2024 @ 10:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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With American bases in Iraq and Syria increasingly suffering direct hits from Hezbollah and Houthi ballistic missiles, the recent confirmation of Iranian made "358" systems in theatre may explain the failure of Western anti-drone air-defense programming.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 10:16 pm
By: The Correspondent
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It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means it'll eventually be election time.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Senator J.D. Vance (R-OH) turned an Associated Press reporter’s question on its head, calling her out directly for intentionally framing her question in a way that would force him to compare former President Donald Trump to Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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As reports began to come out that Israeli Defense Forces had discovered a Hamas weapons depot hidden in a Gaza children's hospital, a spokesman for Hamas was adamant that all of the AK-47s found in the hospital were for medicinal use only.
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 1:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Do you think getting a job as a Harvard University professor is unattainable? Think again! Though Harvard is among the most prestigious and highly regarded institutions of higher learning in the world, a teaching position might be within your grasp.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 5:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hochul signed the legislation flanked by social justice activist Al Sharpton.
Published: Monday, January 15th, 2024 @ 9:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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A New York jury convicted Marvel actor Jonathan Majors on Monday of two misdemeanor accounts stemming from an assault on his ex-girlfriend earlier this year.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 12:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Beaufort Promise Scholarship has helped to increase the number of new healthcare technicians locally and offered the opportunity for new credentials to existing workers, as on display through the large class of program graduates.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:49 am
By: Attila Nemecz
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Former President Donald Trump unnerved Democrats and leftist commentators over the weekend with his remarks on immigration at a New Hampshire rally.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 8:48 am
By: Daily Wire
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Immediately after murdering his brother Abel in cold blood, Cain reportedly called for a total ceasefire.
Published: Friday, January 12th, 2024 @ 7:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Disappointed Veteran Wouldn’t Have Fought For Freedom Had He Known There Would Be All This Gay StuffDisappointed Army veteran Jack "Pappy" Van Hauser now says he probably wouldn't have done all that fighting for freedom had he known there would be all this gay stuff now.
Published: Wednesday, January 10th, 2024 @ 12:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Protecting you child from transgender lies
Published: Monday, January 8th, 2024 @ 9:32 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The Christmas story, as recorded in Luke, says there is no room in the inn for the holy family to find shelter, and a safe place for the baby to be born.
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024 @ 1:39 am
By: Lib Campbell
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Supermarket chains are installing defibrillators at checkout counters due to the growing number of heart attacks that occur when a customer sees their checkout total.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 7:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, President Biden has been awaiting results from the latest polls to see if giving Israel a right to defend itself is a popular thing or if they should just be annihilated or whatever.
Published: Sunday, December 31st, 2023 @ 11:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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