In accordance with his annual tradition, Joel Osteen has once again decided to wear his "pastor" costume for Halloween this year.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a closed-door meeting to discuss the issue and take an official vote, residents of the state of Texas announced their plan to continue pretending Whataburger is good.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 11:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A 26-year-old Christian man is in critical condition after being shot in the head while preaching to passersby on a street corner in Glendale, Arizona.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 11:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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ntil the early 20th century classical chess doctrine demanded centre squares be controlled and occupied by central pawns.
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2023 @ 1:23 am
By: The Correspondent
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A group of American cowboys from Montana and Arkansas answered a call for help from Israelis in need of labor as the war with Hamas has caused foreign agriculture workers to flee, and reservists to leave their day jobs to fight in Gaza.
Published: Monday, November 27th, 2023 @ 10:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A fight nearly broke out during a Senate hearing Tuesday morning between a Republican senator and a union leader over remarks that the union leader made online toward the senator.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 1:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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Democratic power player George Norcross says officials cited rules banning “obscene or indecent” displays when they ejected him from Lincoln Financial Field for hanging American and Israeli flags from his luxury box — but the team tells a different story.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 11:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Legendary stock trader Jesse Livermore frequently opined the importance of weather in establishing commodity positions. The man who broke Wall Street twice (1907, 1929) and died penniless from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Published: Thursday, September 21st, 2023 @ 11:58 am
By: The Correspondent
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As New York City continues to face a growing crisis due to ongoing waves of illegal migrants flooding into the city, Mayor Eric Adams reached out to the state of Texas to ask if they still had any of those cowboys with the whips.
Published: Monday, September 11th, 2023 @ 7:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a surprising twist, legendary country music star Garth Brooks has announced that his new bar will in fact be a gay bar, as they will be serving Bud Light.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 7:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Driving transgender mental health problems and suicide
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 10:44 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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After decades of total dominance, the Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of sports.
Published: Thursday, June 22nd, 2023 @ 12:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former Wyoming Congresswoman Liz Cheney had a chilly reception at her alma mater this past weekend when she gave the commencement speech for Colorado College’s class of 2023.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Texas State Legislature passed a bill on Sunday that would ban the performance of “sexually oriented” shows in front of minors.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 7:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After a judge ruled Trump liable in the sexual abuse and defamation case brought by E. Jean Carroll, the former President responded by announcing he would pay the $5 million judgment using his collectible NFT trading cards.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 4:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Singer-songwriter Jewel struck a sour note with some people while delighting others with her performance of the national anthem at the Indianapolis 500 on Sunday.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 8:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Steve Rollins juked and spun his way past church greeters during a visit to First Baptist Church today, stunning church staff with his world-class elusiveness.
Published: Wednesday, May 31st, 2023 @ 5:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A damning leak from the hacked emails of conservative commentator Matt Walsh has revealed that in spite of the question posed by his documentary What Is A Woman?, he has actually known what a woman was this entire time.
Published: Thursday, May 18th, 2023 @ 7:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Not since KLA shock elements seized Kosovo province from the clutches of Belgrade have a pair of southern gunslingers stunned the world like Isaiah Wong and Nijel Pack the weekend past.
Published: Saturday, April 1st, 2023 @ 10:02 am
By: The Correspondent
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The Super Bowl referees held a brief meeting before the game began to go ahead and decide which team will take home the Lombardi trophy.
Published: Thursday, February 16th, 2023 @ 4:26 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After years of taxing California citizens to capacity and still not having enough in the state budget, Governor Gavin Newsom has proposed a brand new tax on people who live in Florida.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 9:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local ranch has decided to go green, exchanging their massive herd of beef cows for a herd of more environmentally friendly and delicious crickets.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 8:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Buccaneers’ QB Tom Brady thanked members of the press for their “effort” this year and said he was “very grateful” for everyone’s support as speculation mounts about his NFL future.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 1:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a moving press conference following a crushing loss to the Dallas Cowboys, quarterback Tom Brady said how thankful he was to have given up life with a supermodel wife and three beautiful children to lose in the first round of playoffs.
Published: Monday, January 23rd, 2023 @ 9:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A month ago when Ukraine was firing 2500 artillery rounds a day in support of their sixteen brigades defending Bakhmut, the Russian high command prescribed a Penicillen solution.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 12:58 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Unlike college football, where handicapping is all about run-stopping defence, coaching and the home field advantage, in the NFL playoffs algo-driven power ratings are the sword, the shield -- and the yield
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 10:34 am
By: The Correspondent
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Paramount Global reported that 7.4 million people tuned in to the premiere episode Sunday, including viewers from three Paramount Network telecasts, CMT, and streaming on Paramount+, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Published: Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 @ 9:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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‘Slave Auction’: NFL VP Of Football Operations Reportedly Ripped Scouting Combine At League MeetingsThe NFL’s executive vice president of football operations precipitated anger at league meetings this week by allegedly likening the NFL scouting combine, where college players perform so teams can judge whether they fit their needs, to a “slave auction.”
Published: Sunday, December 25th, 2022 @ 3:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Make more staying home
Published: Friday, December 23rd, 2022 @ 6:52 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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The Turnage Theater celebrated Christmas early: "The Cowboy Way."
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2022 @ 4:41 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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My latest piece for the American Institute for Economic Research discusses a critical shortcoming in Emily Oster’s October 31 essay in The Atlantic calling for a “pandemic amnesty.”
Published: Monday, December 12th, 2022 @ 12:35 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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NBA star LeBron James said he stopped being a fan of the Dallas Cowboys over what he called the organization’s stance regarding its players kneeling during the national anthem.
Published: Saturday, December 10th, 2022 @ 1:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local man Jeremy Thomas has spent three weeks stuck in a perpetual loop, going upstairs, forgetting why he went upstairs, and then going back downstairs. The loop began on a Sunday night after a Cowboys game and has continued since.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 5:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mary “Ruth” Credle Guthrie of Belhaven, NC passed away at the age of 98 on October 29, 2022, surrounded by family. She was living with family in Greenville, NC at the time of her death.
Published: Monday, October 31st, 2022 @ 8:22 am
By: Announcements
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