State Human Resources Director Barbara Gibson will visit Thomasville Primary School at 10 a.m. on September 26 to donate school supplies for Thomasville City Schools.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 9:23 am
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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LINCOLN, NE — According to multiple witnesses, hilarious comedienne Chelsea Handler burst into a family's living room to tell them she was totally happy being child-free and not at all miserable or anything.
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 10:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After closing yet another investigation into mysterious situations within the White House, a representative for the United States Secret Service has admitted we may never learn the identity of the person who ate half a box of crayons in the Oval Office.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 3:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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SECU Joins North Carolina Governor’s Office for School Supply Drive to Benefit Teachers and Students275 SECU branches statewide serving as collection sites for supplies
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 4:03 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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House Republicans on Tuesday released a timeline showing the alleged influence-peddling schemes of President Joe Biden‘s family.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 7:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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State Employees’ Credit Union and Communities in Schools Join to Support Governor’s School Supply Drive
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:13 am
By: Governor's Office
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The long-awaited Center For Celebrating The Protestant Heritage Of Artistic Excellence opened to the public in John Calvin's home city of Geneva, Switzerland last week, after nearly 30 years of constructing the massive building and compiling the greatest works of Protestant art
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2023 @ 6:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While some have called trading Britney Griner for Russia's "Merchant Of Death" the worst trade in the history of trades, the Biden administration isn't done yet! Here are 10 more trades our Commander-In-Chief is planning to make before 2023 is over.
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 1:16 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Elon Musk is in charge at Twitter – let that sink in for a moment! Unfortunately for many workers, he has already announced plans for mass layoffs of positions due to redundancies, inefficiencies, and unnecessary perks.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a desperate attempt to get help for its citizens and deal with the growing humanitarian crisis in the area, a Florida town devastated by Hurricane Ian has taken the unusual step of raising the Ukrainian flag, hoping to convince Congress to send aid.
Published: Tuesday, October 11th, 2022 @ 11:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A fascinating new study has revealed that the vast majority of people, when presented with a blind taste test, can't tell the difference between candy corn and a dusty, old orange crayon we found in a junk drawer.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 7:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The FBI raided former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago home and found incriminating evidence that he was once President of the United States of America!
Published: Friday, August 12th, 2022 @ 1:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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State Employees' Credit Union and Communities In Schools Once Again Join to Support School Supply Drive
Published: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 @ 3:59 am
By: Governor's Office
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After admitting on national television that she had not anticipated the intensity and length of America's inflation pains, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen was seen in her office poring over a copy of Economics for Dummies.
Published: Tuesday, June 7th, 2022 @ 7:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Multiple five-year old witnesses confirm that their teacher, Miss Whifflestrom, dropped the class gerbil in awe after hearing brilliant young kindergartener Timothy correctly describe boys as having a penis and girls, a vagina. Within hours, young Timothy had been granted a PhD in Biology.
Published: Monday, March 28th, 2022 @ 11:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jennifer Pride, a language arts teacher in the Heritage Middle School, Wake Forest, can’t say enough good things about the WakeEd Partnership’s Tools4Schools store in Cary.
Published: Thursday, March 24th, 2022 @ 9:50 am
By: Carolina Journal
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I always wanted to know an Atticus Finch, and yet I never quite met him. I never found him in any of my coaches, my teachers, my friends, the fathers of my friends.
Published: Thursday, January 20th, 2022 @ 10:44 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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After a lovely weekend in Elizabeth City, some sort of plague has set in, disturbing the peace of the rabbitpatch.
Published: Tuesday, February 18th, 2020 @ 8:21 am
By: Michele Rhem
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For now the woodlands are tinged with shades of gold and crimson ... and the sprawling fields are warm shades of russet and ginger.
Published: Monday, November 11th, 2019 @ 9:16 am
By: Michele Rhem
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Suddenly it is October! I know because the mailbox was stacked full of bills.
Published: Sunday, October 13th, 2019 @ 1:15 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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This is the third of a three-part series examining the issue of school supplies.
Published: Sunday, September 30th, 2018 @ 5:28 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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It was snowing at the early service, this morning. It did not last long, and only could be considered a dusting, but the chance to watch it fall, was not short on beauty.
Published: Sunday, December 31st, 2017 @ 1:41 am
By: Michele Rhem
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In the old days committing sins in church was forbidden. In the new days it is Standard Operating Procedure.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2017 @ 12:58 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Jacob’s New Address: A School of Choice
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2017 @ 8:44 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Did you have an imaginary friend when you were a child? Mine was a cocker spaniel named Annabel.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2017 @ 6:52 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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It's graduation season. Public and private schools across the country are turning out freshly-indoctrinated young people into the workforce.
Published: Thursday, May 29th, 2014 @ 9:16 am
By: Brant Clifton
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During the season of giving, selecting appropriate gifts for young children may seem like a daunting task. ECU instructor Ashley Norris, Department of Child Development and Family Relations, offers the following advice for selecting fun and educational toys.
Published: Tuesday, December 24th, 2013 @ 10:45 pm
By: ECU News Services
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The Beaufort County Arts Council will present Wilmington artist Elizabeth Darrow in an exhibit at the Washington Civic Center Gallery beginning on Thursday, September 5.
Published: Friday, August 30th, 2013 @ 4:28 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The annual Stuff the Bus Campaign, held by Beaufort County Schools, will be this Saturday, August 3 at the Washington Wal-Mart.
Published: Tuesday, July 30th, 2013 @ 11:53 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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I am not always Mr. Negative (as some folks like to claim). I'll hand out kudos to folks who do good things.
Published: Sunday, June 16th, 2013 @ 11:33 am
By: Brant Clifton
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Every time I think the McClatchy crayonistas have stooped to a new low, they surprise me.
Published: Friday, May 24th, 2013 @ 11:23 am
By: Brant Clifton
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Attention Tea Partiers: McClatchy's crayon corps says the aging former hippies, now suckling at the government teat from their tenured university positions, screaming and hollering - and getting arrested - at the legislative building are JUST LIKE YOU.
Published: Sunday, May 12th, 2013 @ 12:01 pm
By: Brant Clifton
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