Liberal comedian Bill Maher praised Florida Governor Ron DeSantis this week for taking the fight to Disney over their sexualization of children.
Published: Tuesday, May 7th, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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One of the biggest champions of UFO transparency in Congress has reservations about the much-hyped disclosure legislation from Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) that is now being considered as part of the conference process
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 10:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a chilling word of caution fitting for Halloween, D.C. area parents sternly warned their trick-or-treating children to avoid venturing anywhere near a large house on Pennsylvania Avenue where a creepy old man lives.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the Halloween season kicks into high gear, local residents have been buzzing about the newest, most terrifying haunted house they have ever experienced. Surprising reviews claimed the attraction just displays current gasoline and grocery prices along dark, creepy hallways.
Published: Monday, October 30th, 2023 @ 12:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Prince Florian quickly regretted his decision to wake Rachel Zegler from her enchanted sleep as she immediately launched into a 3-hour-long tirade about the patriarchy.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 11:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An expert panel of sociologists has weighed in on the decline of Western civilization, and they believe they've found the exact moment that our society began to crumble:
Published: Thursday, October 12th, 2023 @ 10:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A.I.-generated supermodels are turning heads and garnering millions of followers with their slim, lithe, fake bodies showing off fake bikinis and elegant, non-existent gowns.
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 3:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following a number of nationwide Amber Alerts issued regarding abducted children, journalists have rallied in calling Amber Alerts a QAnon-adjacent conspiracy aimed at misleading the public about harmless, family-friendly child-abducting Americans.
Published: Wednesday, September 20th, 2023 @ 4:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden ignited a firestorm this week after a bizarre video of him emerged this week where he nibbled on a small child who appeared to not like the interaction.
Published: Wednesday, August 2nd, 2023 @ 12:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Republican governor and 2024 presidential candidate Ron DeSantis (R) recently signed a bill that bans children from attending events that include “sexually explicit content,” such as drag shows or drag brunches.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 5:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Authorities have been dispatched to the White House lawn after reports of a creepy old man shouting to people that he thinks of everyone's kids as his own.
Published: Saturday, May 27th, 2023 @ 4:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fox News host Greg Gutfeld defended his former colleague Tucker Carlson, calling out the “hall monitor failures” who would like nothing better than to see the popular ex-Fox News host destroyed.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 10:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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In the days after disturbing footage surfaced of the Dalai Lama engaging in grossly inappropriate conduct with a child, the Buddhist leader has been inundated with requests from public libraries across the U.S., Canada, and Europe to read to kids in special "Dalai Lama Story Hours."
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 8:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Trans activists have descended on Tennessee's state capital today, proclaiming that drag shows in front of small children don't even happen, and also that they will burn the statehouse to the ground if lawmakers attempt to ban the practice.
Published: Tuesday, April 18th, 2023 @ 5:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Artificial intelligence ChatGPT hacked into the secure tactical systems of every major country on Earth and simultaneously fired the world's entire nuclear stockpile into the sky this morning after being asked to write yet another Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 8:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Analysis by Dr. Joseph Mercola
Published: Tuesday, April 11th, 2023 @ 8:36 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Kirk Cameron reacted to his faith-based story hour being interrupted by Drag Queens and activists, noting the irony that the group that pushes “inclusion and tolerance” tried to ruin things — but he insisted they would not succeed.
Published: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 @ 2:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In a move privacy advocates are hailing as historic, Texas's state legislature has passed a batch of new laws allowing civilians to shoot Google Maps camera cars on sight.
Published: Saturday, March 4th, 2023 @ 12:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following the new tradition of erecting disturbing modern-art monuments for prominent historical figures, the city of Auburn has unveiled a bronze statue of abolitionist and Underground Railroad leader Harriet Tubman's left big toe.
Published: Thursday, January 19th, 2023 @ 11:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In his quest to find someone worthy of running Twitter after he steps down, Elon Musk announced this week that he has hidden five golden tickets in Tesla cars around the world.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 4:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After conservatives noted her penchant for self-aggrandizement, seemingly pushing her senator-elect husband aside so she could be featured in photos, Pennsylvania Sen.-elect John Fetterman’s wife Gisele declared that the “right-wing hates women.”
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2022 @ 8:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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Dr. Anthony Fauci would wear a mask for the rest of his life just to hide his face if he weren’t vaccinated and triple-boosted for shame.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 4:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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A spokesman for Santa's Workshop today announced the organization's latest advance in their ongoing efforts to determine who's naughty and who's nice
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 6:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local couple found themselves facing a challenging dilemma as they were confronted with deciding between giving their child a smartphone or just skipping the middle man and dropping the child off at a local pervert's house.
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 1:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Interest in Drag Queen Story Hour has declined drastically across the country after several libraries chose to more accurately name them "Man-Wearing-Lingerie-Wants-To-Spend-Time-With-Your-Kids Hour."
Published: Monday, October 24th, 2022 @ 11:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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"Would you let Creepy Joe around your children?"
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2022 @ 8:11 am
By: Daily Wire
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If AOC "were in her sixties and husky, nobody would listen to a word she ever said, because she sounds like an idiot.”
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 11:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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I can understand those who say they would rather “push a Ford than drive a Chevy.” And it is acceptable that some prefer Coke to Pepsi. There’s even space for those misguided souls who would rather have a Big Mac than a Whopper. Those are personal preferences and subject to personal opinion.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 9:47 am
By: Tom Campbell
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Are you a red-blooded American PATRIOT who loves God, guns, family, and freedom? Better watch out, the FBI probably thinks you're a domestic terrorist!
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 6:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Don’t worry humans, artificially intelligent robots come in peace.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 12:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After another controversial video was released showing the dark Jedi Force-choking a suspected Jedi Monday afternoon, Dark Lord of the Sith Supreme Darth Vader has been jailed on suspicion of excessive use of the Force.
Published: Saturday, September 24th, 2022 @ 9:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Rumors are swirling after multiple sightings of the recently retired Chief Medical Advisor to the President, Dr. Fauci, in the back of dark allies.
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 11:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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