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Tillis is embarrassment to North Carikuba
Published: Thursday, July 16th, 2026 @ 9:07 pm
By: John Steed
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The Democrat Party remains fractured under Joe Biden. In recent days, the embarrassments of Super Tuesday have continued.
Published: Monday, March 18th, 2024 @ 3:04 am
By: ENC NOW
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A local conservative man was struck by a sudden feeling of dread while checking out his annual "Year in Review" notification from Spotify, believing he would be horribly embarrassed if the knowledge of how prominently Taylor Swift featured in the list were to be obtained
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 8:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new report released this week said that first lady Jill Biden was so irate after President Joe Biden embarrassed himself at a press conference that she berated him and his aides for allowing it to continue.
Published: Friday, February 16th, 2024 @ 9:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
Published: Sunday, December 24th, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A large number of lawmakers on Capitol Hill felt embarrassed today, as Republicans from the House of Representatives all showed up to the Congressional Halloween Party dressed in the same clown costume.
Published: Friday, December 15th, 2023 @ 11:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After another week of taking petty squabbling and gross incompetency to new heights, Congressional Republicans are taking the weekend to brainstorm how to possibly embarrass themselves even further.
Published: Sunday, December 10th, 2023 @ 9:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After another horrendously embarrassing day of gaffes for President Biden, White House aides decided to try removing his brain, blowing on it, then sticking it back in.
Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After an embarrassing incident in which the Canadian government honored a Nazi SS veteran in parliament, Canada's dictator Justin Trudeau attempted to distract from the controversy by unveiling some cool new facial hair.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 12:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House announced a new directive Tuesday they say will put an end to President Joe Biden's endless pratfalls once and for all: transporting the leader of the free world on an official presidential hand truck.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 8:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Following multiple embarrassing, high-profile scandals on both sides of the political aisle, the American people expressed conflicted feelings about whether they should vote for a party that openly supports perversion or a party that only secretly supports perversion.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 3:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Kevin McCarthy: 8 Republicans, Led By Matt Gaetz, Have Caused ‘Embarrassing’ Situation For House GOPFormer House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) slammed Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and seven other Republicans on Sunday, saying they caused the U.S. Congress to be paralyzed as war breaks out in the Middle East.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 8:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Samuel Higgins declined an invitation to join a men's accountability group today, not wanting to embarrass the other men with his complete and total righteousness.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 7:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local man suffered from an embarrassing "boomer" moment today, as Gandalf the Gray experienced great difficulty remembering the password to unlock the Doors of Durin at the West-gate Moria.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Trump is facing yet another indictment, this time for mocking U.S. Women's soccer after their embarrassing loss to Sweden over the weekend.
Published: Wednesday, October 4th, 2023 @ 2:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ukrainian attendee at this year's NATO Summit found himself feeling embarrassed upon realizing the get-together was not, in fact, a costume party as he had thought.
Published: Wednesday, September 13th, 2023 @ 11:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After decades of work culminated in the invention of lab-grown beef, Dr. Joshua Patel was humiliated after realizing cows already exist.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Following the embarrassing accounting blunder that resulted in an additional $6.2 billion being sent to Ukraine, Department of Defense officials announced another $40 billion had been discovered underneath some couch cushions at the Pentagon.
Published: Sunday, August 6th, 2023 @ 5:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) mocked Vice President Kamala Harris on Friday after a video clip of her went viral showing her fumbling around with words while trying to define what “culture” is.
Published: Monday, July 24th, 2023 @ 11:35 pm
By: Daily Wire
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To its great embarrassment, the National Basketball Association discovered last night that one of the teams in the league is actually named "The Nuggets".
Published: Saturday, July 22nd, 2023 @ 7:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local mother caused irreparable harm to her teenage son today, committing the cardinal sin of existing outside of the family home and being visible to anyone he knows.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 12:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local pastor was left embarrassed last weekend after proclaiming "Jesus was all about inclusion!" in his sermon, as it was later revealed he had actually been confusing Jesus with Satan the entire time.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 2:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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While holding a feast for his court, King Solomon reportedly became so embarrassed by loud chewing from his 48th wife, Tiffany, that he left in shame and assembled his loyal advisors to weigh the feasibility of demoting her to the role of concubine.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 4:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Vice President Kamala Harris (D) faced mockery Thursday over a series of events that unfolded during her trip to South Korea.
Published: Monday, October 3rd, 2022 @ 6:47 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Everyone is either a member of a family, or has close association with a family that is forced to shelter a pathetic character, ignobly tolerated; a family member that exists only to be a monumental embarrassment on their best days; their worst days are horror stories.
Published: Saturday, October 1st, 2022 @ 2:36 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Chick-fil-A marketing executives announced Monday that they were "shocked and embarrassed" to discover that the cows they hired to run their marketing department have been making "egregious and inexcusable spelling errors" for years.
Published: Friday, September 30th, 2022 @ 12:53 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ever done something so completely bizarre and embarrassing, you feel like no one else could possibly relate?
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Tom Goodwin completely embarrassed himself at church this morning after being forced to resort to his Bible tabs to locate the book of Habakkuk.
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 12:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Is the legacy media ever embarrassed or angry that it consistently gets fed false information — and repeats it verbatim — in order to push anti-conservative narratives, or does it enjoy being a mouthpiece for the government?
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 12:44 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The entire contents of Hunter Biden's laptop, iphone, and ipad have been leaked to the public. How embarrassing! The Babylon Bee team spent all night scrolling through 4chan threads last night and we checked into therapy this morning.
Published: Sunday, July 24th, 2022 @ 11:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Leader of the free world and President of the United States Joe Biden issued an apology to the American people for an embarrassing blunder that had occurred earlier, stating the following:
Published: Tuesday, July 12th, 2022 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“Saturday Night Live” is facing calls to be taken off the air by critics who charge that the show has fallen so much from where it once was that pulling it off the air might be the most compassionate move.
Published: Sunday, July 3rd, 2022 @ 5:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The world has been trying to rip off Christianity for thousands of years with wacky false idols and soap opera quality greek mythology. Frankly, it's embarrassing.
Published: Monday, June 13th, 2022 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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An embarrassing crime wave has taken Toronto by storm as criminals, emboldened by Canada's ban on handguns, have begun holding up businesses armed with nothing but finger guns.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 2:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Multiple independent reports have confirmed that Portland resident Allie Peck has become the laughingstock of her drum circle this week after she pulled up in a Subaru with an embarrassingly low 48 stickers on the back.
Published: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022 @ 1:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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During his oversight of the Leandro case, Judge David Lee failed to scrutinize the comprehensive remedial plan that bears his signature
Published: Wednesday, April 6th, 2022 @ 2:42 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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