After Latest Gaffe, White House Staff Remove Biden’s Brain, Blow On It, Put it Back In

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.86% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.14% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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After Latest Gaffe, White House Staff Remove Biden’s Brain, Blow On It, Put it Back In

Published: Sunday, November 26th, 2023 @ 9:31 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     After another horrendously embarrassing day of gaffes for President Biden, White House aides decided to try removing his brain, blowing on it, then sticking it back in.

    "Worth a shot," said aide Omar Gonzales. "It works on other ancient technology."

    The White House decided to pursue the drastic course of action after Biden thanked the Black Congressional Caucus for hosting him, when in fact he was speaking to the Hispanic Congressional Caucus. That gaffe came shortly on the heels of Mr. Biden repeating the same exact story within minutes while speaking to a bush in the Rose Garden.

    Having tried smacking Biden's head to see if that would get his brain working, the aides decided to resort to the old Nintendo trick by opening his skull, blowing on it to remove the dust interfering with his synapses, and inserting it back in with a few solid smacks on top to dislodge any further dirt and grime.

    Unfortunately, the move only resulted in Biden repeatedly humming the theme from Battletoads.

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