Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
Published: Thursday, April 4th, 2024 @ 6:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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both election integrity Constitutional amendments approved by voters
Published: Wednesday, April 3rd, 2024 @ 6:22 pm
By: John Steed
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A Wake County grand jury handed up an indictment Tuesday against North Carolina State Auditor Beth Wood for allegedly using a state vehicle for private purposes.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:44 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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A federal judge in North Dakota ruled on Monday that the Biden administration cannot compel Christian employers and health care providers to pay for transgender surgeries and other procedures.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face instead of his ham sandwich, a snafu that could happen to anyone of any cognitive ability.
Published: Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"President Trump is moved by the invitation to join NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller’s family... "
Published: Monday, April 1st, 2024 @ 3:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Many people are familiar with Dante's famous "9 Circles of Hell," where different categories of pitiful souls spend eternity in horrific torment for their sins.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 8:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Texas senator says Inspectors General is pushing federal watchdogs to implement DEI in their offices
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 5:14 pm
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Liberals have voiced a collective warning following the ouster of Harvard President Claudine Gay, stating the removal could lead to a world where people are actually held responsible for their own poor choices.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 4:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A former Boeing employee who raised safety concerns related to the company’s aircraft production was found dead this week.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 4:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Pro-life advocates slammed a decision on Friday from pharmacy giants Walgreens and CVS to begin selling abortion pills.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 4:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Bud Light’s parent company, Anheuser-Busch, is estimated to have lost over one billion dollars in sales after the brand faced boycotts from conservatives over its partnership with trans-identifying influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 4:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Cooking the books
Published: Saturday, March 30th, 2024 @ 8:19 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) introduced a bill Wednesday that would shave 8 hours off the standard 40-hour work week that has been around for several decades.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 10:46 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The North Carolina Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday in the case of an Alamance County racetrack that was forced to shut down during the pandemic.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 4:41 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey announced a lawsuit against Planned Parenthood on Thursday, accusing the organization of trafficking young girls for out-of-state abortions.
Published: Friday, March 29th, 2024 @ 2:03 pm
By: Daily Wire
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mainly due to economic crisis and mistrust of government
Published: Thursday, March 28th, 2024 @ 8:52 pm
By: John Steed
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Vice President Kamala Harris will visit a Minnesota Planned Parenthood clinic, reportedly the first time a president or vice president has visited an abortion facility.
Published: Thursday, March 28th, 2024 @ 7:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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An eight-mile stretch of the Blue Ridge Parkway near Asheville has been temporarily closed due to a string of “human and bear interactions,” the National Parks Service announced.
Published: Thursday, March 28th, 2024 @ 7:28 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Gov. Roy Cooper seeks a temporary restraining order to block a law changing the composition of the State Board of Elections.
Published: Wednesday, March 27th, 2024 @ 12:42 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The University of Florida has fired all of its diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) employees and shut down its DEI office.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 11:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Financial asset manager BlackRock said in its annual report that environmental, social, and governance policies could hurt its bottom line after Republican state officials cut ties with the company over its ties to China and climate activism.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 7:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“The Biden administration's plan in the Middle East is to hand over power to the Palestinian Authority, which literally pays the families of terrorists who murder Jews.”
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 6:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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In what has been talked about as a "last-ditch attempt" to avoid all-out war, Texas has announced it has agreed to a two-state solution with the city of Austin. Officials hope this distinction will help calm decades of growing hostilities in the region.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 4:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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UVA's anti-Israel student group used images of Hamas's Oct 7 attack to call for solidarity in 'resisting the occupation'
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 4:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Pentagon official helped lead an organization that pushed 'transgender day of visibility' in the military
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Former President Donald Trump filed an appeal to overturn a Democrat judge’s decision to remove him from the presidential ballot in Illinois.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 1:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Thursday, fiercely pro-Israel Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) led a group of GOP senators who blasted President Joe Biden in a letter for “undermining Israeli operations against Hamas in Gaza.”
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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Dread it. Run from it. 2024 has arrived all the same. But fear not as the team at The Babylon Bee has been hard at work for you coming up with the most probable, and completely accurate 2024 predictions to help you make it through the New Year.
Published: Tuesday, March 26th, 2024 @ 12:22 am
By: Babylon Bee
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