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illegal alien "asylum seeker" migrants are a crime wave on both sides of the Atlantic
Published: Friday, April 10th, 2026 @ 8:43 am
By: John Steed
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Fresh off the case of George Bailey, Clarence the Angel embarked on a new mission over the weekend to show California Governor Gavin Newsom what California could be like if he'd never been born.
Published: Thursday, February 29th, 2024 @ 4:48 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Following last night's heavily publicized debate between California Governor Gavin Newsom and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, the Chinese state media proclaimed Newsom the clear and unquestioned winner.
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 10:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a clever ruse to trick Governor Gavin Newsom into keeping cities and streets clean all the time, Californians set up a dummy of Chinese President Xi outside Gavin Newsom's office.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 8:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With Chinese President Xi Jinping arriving for a heavily publicized visit to the Bay Area, California Governor Gavin Newsom ordered officials to deploy a giant can of Febreze and spray the entire city in an effort to mask the overpowering smell of human feces.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 10:20 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis received strong praise online from many prominent conservative commentators following his debate performance against California Governor Gavin Newsom.
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 1:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis whipped out a map during his debate with California Governor Gavin Newsom on Thursday night showing all the public places where human feces have been discovered in San Francisco.
Published: Saturday, December 16th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an "explosive diarrhea' warning light.
Published: Sunday, November 12th, 2023 @ 3:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In the wake of Tropical Storm Hilary hitting Southern California and washing away debris from the streets with torrential rain, the substantial homeless population in the greater Los Angeles area has now begun the monumental task of re-pooping the sidewalks.
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 9:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mohammed was by far the most common name of arrested rioters
Published: Monday, July 17th, 2023 @ 9:44 pm
By: John Steed
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A historic change is set to take place in the landscape of Major League Baseball, as the Oakland Athletics announced plans to purchase land in Las Vegas, Nevada to build a new stadium and relocate.
Published: Friday, May 19th, 2023 @ 2:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Hillary and Chelsea Clinton recently attended a Broadway show together, and someone reportedly left something near them in the aisle that sent an aromatic message.
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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Amou Haji, an Iranian hermit dubbed the “World’s Dirtiest Man,” has died at the age of 94, according to state media reports.
Published: Wednesday, November 30th, 2022 @ 10:04 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Afghanistan One Year Later: Part 2
Published: Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 @ 6:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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As the blockbuster televised defamation trial between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard winds to a close, entertainment giant Disney has announced that five new sequels will be released over the ensuing years.
Published: Tuesday, June 7th, 2022 @ 7:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A slate of Republicans, including a group of young, first-time candidates, are hoping to turn the tide of Charlotte City Council with a red wave of their own this July.
Published: Monday, May 2nd, 2022 @ 10:46 am
By: Carolina Journal
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It took jurors in Lebanon County, Pennsylvania less than an hour to convict Kimberly Marie Maurer, 37, for her role in the death and torture of 12-year-old Max Schollenberger, the son of Maurer’s then-fiance Scott Schollenberger.
Published: Sunday, March 27th, 2022 @ 5:58 pm
By: Daily Wire
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More than 400 Family Dollar locations in six states temporarily closed Sunday after the U.S. Food and Drug Administration discovered a large rodent infestation at one of the discount retailer’s distribution centers.
Published: Sunday, March 20th, 2022 @ 11:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services today announced the state has surpassed 1,000 reported cases of hepatitis A associated with a national outbreak that began in April 2017.
Published: Monday, August 30th, 2021 @ 12:33 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services today announced it has expanded its COVID-19 wastewater surveillance program from 10 to 19 sites to better identify areas where virus is spreading.
Published: Thursday, August 12th, 2021 @ 8:15 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Wastewater testing helped identify COVID-19 cases, prevent outbreaks
Published: Thursday, June 24th, 2021 @ 11:19 am
By: ECU News Services
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The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services today expanded its NC COVID-19 Dashboard to include a new metric — wastewater monitoring.
Published: Sunday, May 30th, 2021 @ 9:01 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Saliva testing will begin in February for ECU students, faculty and staff
Published: Thursday, January 28th, 2021 @ 3:34 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Left-of-center analyst Michael Lind reports for Tablet about recent movement among techies on the West Coast.
Published: Sunday, January 10th, 2021 @ 8:42 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services is urging people to get vaccinated against hepatitis A.
Published: Monday, December 7th, 2020 @ 12:50 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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A company that participated in a federal school lunch program has been accused by the Food and Drug Administration of selling juice with high levels of arsenic and made from rotted fruit.
Published: Saturday, November 14th, 2020 @ 5:30 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The City of Denver is targeting a business owner with fines for refusing to clean up feces from homeless people who defecate in front of his business on a near daily basis, and now the business owner is taking the city to court.
Published: Friday, November 15th, 2019 @ 9:27 am
By: Daily Wire
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The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services has confirmed the first death related to an ongoing outbreak of hepatitis A affecting parts of North Carolina
Published: Thursday, November 8th, 2018 @ 7:29 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Municipal sewage systems jettisoned tens of millions of gallons of untreated human waste into Hurricane Florence floodwaters, dwarfing the hog manure lagoon discharges state and national media cited as public health and environmental hazards
Published: Sunday, October 21st, 2018 @ 4:42 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Michael Kerr, starving, incoherent, and dehydrated, was loaded into a van March 12, 2014, at Alexander Correctional Institution in Taylorsville. The 53-year-old inmate was bound for a hospital at Central Prison in Raleigh
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2018 @ 9:32 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Am I allowed to have a favorite Vietnam Story? Allowed or not, this is my favorite. You may think it is too long but it's not.
Published: Monday, March 14th, 2016 @ 3:17 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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An East Carolina University faculty member in Physician Assistant Studies is prompting emergency department clinicians to thoroughly analyze urinalysis results for the possible diagnosis of serious illnesses.
Published: Thursday, October 15th, 2015 @ 3:22 am
By: ECU News Services
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