The United States is a land of freedom — freedom of speech (unless you're in public), freedom of the press (unless you're conservative), and the freedom to bear arms (unless you're in New Mexico).
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 10:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an ideal world, every church would be perfect and you'd stay there your whole life. Unfortunately, there are times when you feel led to find a new church to attend. But how do you know which church should be your new place of worship?
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 6:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After suspicions arose from users over lingering bias and political suppression, owner/billionaire/inventor Elon Musk immediately set out to find the responsible employees by building an elaborate trap baited with avocado toast.
Published: Friday, August 11th, 2023 @ 12:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Nutrition science students scale up food production to nourish the campus community
Published: Tuesday, June 27th, 2023 @ 12:43 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Local progressive and Anitfa member Declan Johnson has started to question his commitment to the communist revolution over concerns about a potential lack of gluten-free bread lines.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 9:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars have uncovered new evidence showing that Pharaoh's infamous hanging of his chief baker was a result of discovering walnuts in his brownies.
Published: Saturday, February 4th, 2023 @ 1:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Eat bugs and be happy
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 7:21 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Being alive is hard. If you don't eat, you die. But, if you eat the wrong thing, you also die. So be careful out there, friends. What you're eating might be literally killing you!
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 1:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars at Notre Dame's Department of Theology have found new evidence that the forbidden fruit described in Genesis was not actually a fruit, but a vial of deadly, highly processed seed oil.
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 11:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ever done something so completely bizarre and embarrassing, you feel like no one else could possibly relate?
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Biden today announced his plan to address the baby formula crisis, asking each illegal immigrant to please bring one can of formula to drop off when they cross the border.
Published: Saturday, May 21st, 2022 @ 3:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The makers of a vegan mac and cheese product have issued a voluntary recall after determining it may contain trace amounts of milk, an allergy concern and issue for those looking for vegan products.
Published: Tuesday, February 1st, 2022 @ 11:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Follow the money
Published: Sunday, December 26th, 2021 @ 8:29 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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King’s Deli crafting “sandwiches for the people” is set to open September 26th located at 201 E. Fifth St. in Uptown Greenville.
Published: Tuesday, September 29th, 2020 @ 8:37 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Marijuana is being promoted as good for you. People who want to believe it "believe" it. People who have a financial interest in marijuana "believe" it. Doctors don't believe it.
Published: Saturday, April 25th, 2020 @ 3:23 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Stormberg Foods, LLC., a producer of meat protein snacks, will locate its first United States production facility in Wayne County, creating 60 jobs over three years, Governor Roy Cooper announced today
Published: Saturday, June 24th, 2017 @ 12:44 am
By: Governor's Office
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I know you know I am a Noticer but did you know I can Chew and Notice at the same time?
Published: Thursday, January 12th, 2017 @ 5:14 am
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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I see an opportunity here. In order to capitalize on our Gluten Hysteria, someone ought to come out with a product that is called, 100% Gluten Free Gluten.
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2016 @ 3:23 pm
By: Alex J. Ortolano
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Governor Pat McCrory, N.C. Commerce Secretary John E. Skvarla, III and the Economic Development Partnership of North Carolina (EDPNC) announced today that Social Beverage Company, LLC will locate a craft distillery in Lenoir County
Published: Saturday, December 17th, 2016 @ 4:29 am
By: McCrory Communications
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