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Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
Published: Thursday, April 4th, 2024 @ 6:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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HOLLYWOOD, CA — As news of a tentative agreement between Hollywood studios and the Writers Guild of America broke, television and film writers expressed excitement and renewed vigor to return to the important work of destroying the entertainment world's most popular and beloved franchises.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 11:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Hollywood strike has entered a new level of viciousness, with Disney writers now threatening to write another Obi-Wan series if their demands are not met.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 10:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Emperor Palpatine was said to be very pleased with the latest ballistics report on stormtrooper marksmanship, as the Imperial Army's collective accuracy percentage improved dramatically after adding pistol braces to all blasters.
Published: Friday, September 8th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Appearing before the Senate beneath a mysterious, hooded robe, California Senator Diane Feinstein addressed the hushed audience, speaking in a gravelly, Sidious-like voice.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 12:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local father determined the time had come to sit his young son down and officially have "The Talk"...about the Star Wars sequel trilogy. The man reportedly knew he couldn't avoid it any longer once the boy began to talk about how great The Last Jedi was.
Published: Sunday, June 4th, 2023 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a move celebrated by casual viewers but criticized by longtime fans of C.S. Lewis's children's book series The Chronicles Of Narnia, Netflix has released marketing materials confirming that The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe will feature the first-ever black White Witch.
Published: Sunday, January 29th, 2023 @ 8:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jedi Master Yoda, living in self-imposed exile, proudly announced to his first visitor in decades that his pronouns are Him/He.
Published: Friday, January 27th, 2023 @ 3:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a leaked episode from the new season of The Mandolorian, it remains unclear whether Grogu collapsed from using too much of his force powers or if he just has myocarditis.
Published: Saturday, January 21st, 2023 @ 10:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker has turned away from his path to the Dark Side after stumbling across Jordan Peterson videos on Youtube and picking up a 12 Rules For Life hologram.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 4:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning announcement, Disney has revealed "The Chosen" will be incorporated into the Marvel Multiverse following a cameo appearance by Deadpool in the show's upcoming third season.
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 10:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Daniel Craig’s character in the upcoming film “Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery” is meant to be queer, the director confirmed.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 11:23 am
By: Daily Wire
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After another controversial video was released showing the dark Jedi Force-choking a suspected Jedi Monday afternoon, Dark Lord of the Sith Supreme Darth Vader has been jailed on suspicion of excessive use of the Force.
Published: Saturday, September 24th, 2022 @ 9:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Amazon Prime subscribers can now "enjoy" the new big-budget television series The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, delivered straight to their favorite streaming device.
Published: Friday, September 9th, 2022 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ever done something so completely bizarre and embarrassing, you feel like no one else could possibly relate?
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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“Top Gun: Maverick” has officially unseated James Cameron’s monster 1997 hit “Titanic” and given Paramount Pictures its highest earner at the domestic box office in the studio’s 110-year history, surpassing the $600 million milestone.
Published: Monday, July 25th, 2022 @ 7:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mike Lindell has done it again. This time the inventor of the enormously popular MyPillow is expanding his market to never before reached groups.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 1:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Okay, we admit it. The economy is tanking. Stocks are taking a huge dive and inflation is high.
Published: Friday, June 17th, 2022 @ 8:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In Paul's second letter to the Corinthians, he mentions a super annoying "thorn in the flesh" that burdened him.
Published: Thursday, May 26th, 2022 @ 12:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) plans to launch at least seven investigations into Democrat President Joe Biden’s administration if Republicans win back control of the House of Representatives in 2022, which is expected.
Published: Wednesday, May 4th, 2022 @ 9:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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North Carolina’s state constitution, in Article IX, section 1 (“Education Encouraged”), reads: “Religion, morality, and knowledge being necessary to good government and the happiness of mankind, schools, libraries, and the means of education shall forever be encouraged.”
Published: Thursday, February 10th, 2022 @ 10:24 am
By: Diane Rufino
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More and more are headed to Galt's Gulch
Published: Friday, July 9th, 2021 @ 6:38 am
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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It’s a beautiful day for golfing in Pinehurst, or so North Carolina’s politicians would have you believe.
Published: Saturday, September 12th, 2020 @ 4:47 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Traditional public school wasn’t working for Charlonda Brown’s two sons.
Published: Friday, August 14th, 2020 @ 9:50 am
By: Carolina Journal
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Andrew Jack, an actor who starred in the “Star Wars” franchise and the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, died Tuesday from coronavirus-related complications.
Published: Wednesday, April 1st, 2020 @ 6:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The State Board of Elections on Friday signed off on the 2020 presidential primary candidates nominated by North Carolina’s five recognized political parties – Constitution, Democratic, Green, Libertarian and Republican.
Published: Saturday, December 21st, 2019 @ 4:00 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Remarks by President Trump and Prime Minister Rutte of the Netherlands Before Bilateral Meeting
Published: Friday, July 19th, 2019 @ 2:28 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Kevin Hart lost his dream job as Oscar host, we're told, because he didn't follow the Academy's demand to apologize for his insensitive comments about homosexuality.
Published: Thursday, December 20th, 2018 @ 12:51 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Is it really time for the Jedi to end?
Published: Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018 @ 3:01 am
By: Christopher Maye
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My father was Darth Vader
Published: Friday, March 24th, 2017 @ 7:42 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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Destroying property and taking things from people doesn't grow the economy. Sounds rather obvious? That's why lobbyists come armed with "economic impact" studies.
Published: Friday, April 29th, 2016 @ 11:55 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Howard Mortman, C-SPAN communications director, pleasantly strolled me down Memory Lane during his recent lecture at William Peace University concerning the rise of social media. Then he slapped me back into a present and petrifying reality. More about that downpage.
Published: Thursday, April 2nd, 2015 @ 4:08 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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