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t's finally happening. Local man Dylan Mido's entire life has reportedly been leading up to this very moment when his kid finally asks him for help beating the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 8:43 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Life was a lot simpler before video games came along. Remember when kids could play all day and build real memories that didn't involve a screen? Those were the days.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 1:25 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The secrets of the cigar lounge have been kept tightly under wraps for centuries, with women left to only speculate about the pearls of wisdom, mind-opening philosophies, and inimitable truths of life that are birthed in such an intimate, masculine setting.
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local father of two is reported to have told one of the most thrillingly epic bedtime stories in recent history during a recent bedtime.
Published: Monday, October 16th, 2023 @ 9:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Summertime is just around the corner, which means one thing: churches across the country are soon to be overrun with thousands of feral children.
Published: Sunday, July 16th, 2023 @ 6:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Gov. Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Friday to prevent Link, the hero of Hyrule, from wearing the female clothing of the Gerudo people.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 7:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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