What a glorious waste of time
Published: Sunday, June 2nd, 2024 @ 9:34 am
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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Legal experts expressed outrage on Wednesday over the instructions Judge Juan Merchan gave to the jury as it began deliberations in former President Donald Trump’s hush money case.
Published: Friday, May 31st, 2024 @ 1:04 pm
By: Kevin Smith
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‘I hope you count us as partners in service to our trans youth,’ a middle school administrator declared to a trans youth clinic.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 10:06 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Thanks to a study that went viral on social media, the world learned this past week about 'menu anxiety' - which is apparently the fear of having to order food off a menu.
Published: Monday, March 11th, 2024 @ 1:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An offshoot of the popular Chick-fil-A restaurant has been opened by Seventh-Day Adventist Church members and will reportedly be closed on Saturdays, but open on Sundays.
Published: Monday, March 4th, 2024 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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First Panhellenic endowment is tribute to sisterhood
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 11:36 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Tom and I got married on a cold December Wednesday in the Ayden Christian Church at three o’clock in the afternoon.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 12:45 am
By: Lib Campbell
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climate alarmists attack food production, even backyard gardens
Published: Wednesday, January 31st, 2024 @ 9:35 am
By: John Steed
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As part of a limited-time offer to cash-strapped customers, fast-food giant McDonald's is now offering 36-month, 0% interest financing on all value menu items.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 11:04 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local Chick-fil-A ground to a halt Wednesday after an employee accidentally told another employee, "My pleasure." As a result, the pair of employees became trapped in an endless loop of "my pleasure" with no end in sight.
Published: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 @ 2:20 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As an important moral lesson to children everywhere, fathers across the United States reminded their kids that it's never okay to lie unless it's being done to save a few bucks by ordering food from the kid's menu at restaurants.
Published: Tuesday, November 7th, 2023 @ 4:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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part of globalist / climate alarmist agenda
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 9:09 pm
By: John Steed
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In a split 2-1 ruling, the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has upheld a trial court's ruling favoring an investment consultant for Lowe's Home Improvement. A former employee sued the consultant on behalf of people enrolled in Lowe's retirement plan.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 10:36 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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An ancient, wizened sage from a bygone era gathered a group of fascinated children around his knee to recount the Legend of the 29-cent Del Taco Value Taco.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 2:09 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will make Vivek Ramaswamy head of Tech Support in his next administration.
Published: Saturday, September 23rd, 2023 @ 3:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Supreme Court will not take a case involving a disputed skirt requirement for students at a Brunswick County charter school. A split 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals struck down the requirement as unconstitutional.
Published: Thursday, September 7th, 2023 @ 7:05 am
By: Carolina Journal
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In a stunning display of determination and perseverance, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has shown the world that illiteracy is no match for ambition and dreams.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Our little Pierson Point Community celebrates July 4th in a big way. A 100-pound pig is cooked. Sides include slaw, Brunswick stew, baked beans, squash casserole, watermelon, beer and banana pudding to round out the menu. But before the meal there is the Pierson Point Parade.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 5:59 pm
By: Lib Campbell
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Florida Republican Attorney General Ashley Moody wrote a letter to Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg this week asking the billionaire to testify about the alleged use of Facebook by human traffickers.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 6:15 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Operators of a Brunswick County charter school challenge arguments from the federal government's top lawyer in a case under consideration at the U.S. Supreme Court.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Carolina Journal
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A brand-new Mexican restaurant celebrated its grand opening today, taking over the exact same building where seven previous Mexican restaurants have gone out of business.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 6:10 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local woman was once again left with several truckloads of leftover food after severely overestimating the amount needed to feed her dinner party of 7 people by roughly 3,000 servings.
Published: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023 @ 11:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Texas Senator Ted Cruz sent a letter to Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg on Monday asking for answers from the social media giant in relation to the bombshell report last week accusing Instagram of facilitating a “vast pedophile network.”
Published: Saturday, July 1st, 2023 @ 3:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Nutrition science students scale up food production to nourish the campus community
Published: Tuesday, June 27th, 2023 @ 12:43 pm
By: ECU News Services
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Social media platform Instagram has been accused of helping to facilitate connections between a “vast pedophile network,” according to a report from the The Wall Street Journal and academic researchers.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 12:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Statue of Liberty was surrounded by an orange haze on Tuesday as New Yorkers were tormented by smoke coming from Canadian wildfires that started June 2 in Nova Scotia and Quebec.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 8:14 am
By: Daily Wire
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Disneyland announced late last week that the California-based theme park will host its first-ever Pride Nites as part of the park’s “After Dark” series in June.
Published: Monday, May 29th, 2023 @ 12:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Introverts nationwide can rejoice (quietly, in a room by themselves), as the restaurant chain Chili's has announced plans to add new silent fajitas to menus across the country.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 9:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With sheepishness in his voice and a spot of Three-Pepper Sauce™ on his collar, local accountant Zed Filbertson was seen on a call with his credit card company, informing them that yes, regretfully he was actually eating at Arby's for the third time that day.
Published: Saturday, February 18th, 2023 @ 8:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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ATLANTA, GA — Chick-fil-A has announced a new cauliflower sandwich as part of an effort to reach new customers in the godless heathen community.
Published: Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The State Board of Elections will hold an in-person meeting at 11 a.m. on Tuesday, February 14, 2023.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 11:34 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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North Carolina Superintendent of Public Instruction Catherine Truitt has released an update on Operation Polaris, a four-year plan for strengthening student outcomes across the state.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 6:42 am
By: Carolina Journal
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