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Janice Sadler Davenport, age 81, a resident of Belhaven, NC passed away Saturday, July 25, 2026, at ECU Health Beaufort in Washington, NC.
Published: Monday, July 27th, 2026 @ 9:30 am
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Janice Woolard Hellickson entered into rest on November 11, 2025.
Published: Thursday, November 13th, 2025 @ 7:34 am
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Janice Leona Forehand Winslow, age 81 and a resident of Jamesville, NC passed away Tuesday, October 7, 2025.
Published: Thursday, October 9th, 2025 @ 7:01 am
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Mrs. Janie Bernice Buck Petralia, age 89, a resident of Chocowinity died in her sleep on Wednesday July 9, 2025, at her home.
Published: Friday, July 11th, 2025 @ 7:00 am
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Mrs. Janice Kay Dunshee Baynor, age 83, a resident of Pantego, NC died Saturday January 18, 2025, at her home with family by her side.
Published: Wednesday, January 22nd, 2025 @ 9:33 am
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Joyce “Janice” Janet Smith, age 83 a resident of Chocowinity, died Sunday August 18, 2024, at ECU Health Beaufort Hospital.
Published: Tuesday, August 20th, 2024 @ 7:07 am
By: Announcements
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As 2023 wound to a close, local man Luis Garcia decided to escape from the terrifying state of living in today's America by enjoying a nice, relaxing game of Fallout 3 on his gaming computer.
Published: Saturday, March 23rd, 2024 @ 9:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In testimony before the United States Congress, Ivy League presidents showed off nice new mustaches while explaining to House members that not all calls for mass murder are wrong.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 10:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Having had enough of their bickering, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing flew back to the States in order to force Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens to wear their get-along shirt until the two can play nice, sources confirmed over the weekend.
Published: Thursday, January 25th, 2024 @ 4:46 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local woman has expressed frustration with her current 8-5 job as Category Buyer I at Kroger corporate headquarters, noting that it sure would be nice if there were some kind of job where she could work from home and do stuff she enjoys like baking, sewing, or taking care of kids
Published: Sunday, December 17th, 2023 @ 11:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Janice O’Neal Buck Boyd, age 90, a resident of Blounts Creek, NC died Wednesday November 22, 2023, at her home.
Published: Wednesday, November 29th, 2023 @ 8:29 am
By: Announcements
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A Danish actor and director reacted with derision when asked about the lack of “diversity” in the film “The Promised Land,” which was screened at the Venice Film Festival.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 8:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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In a surprise move, the Democratic National Committee has decided to support Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. with a nice rally by a grassy knoll in Dallas.
Published: Thursday, July 20th, 2023 @ 9:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Authorities have been alerted as to the presence of a suspicious white van at the corner of State St. and Huron. Local sources confirmed that this 12-passenger white Ford Econoline belongs to either a dangerous kidnapper or a nice Catholic family.
Published: Thursday, June 15th, 2023 @ 2:08 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Newlyweds Drew and Jessica Perry have begun searching in earnest across San Francisco for a nice, one-bedroom starter tent to begin married life together.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 7:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Man, so nice to get outside after a long day at work. Maybe I'll go grab a burger. Can't wait until — wait, what's that noise? It's coming from the sky. It's like a humming…a thumping. Is it an airplane? No, it's not an airplane. It's…NO WAY!
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 5:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Bernice Brooks Robbins Cannon, age 91, a resident of Pinetown, died Monday, February 27, 2023 at ECU Health Beaufort Hospital in Washington.
Published: Tuesday, February 28th, 2023 @ 8:14 am
By: Announcements
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Meteorologist Janice Dean said Sunday that multiple outlets had refused to review her new book, “I Am the Storm,” because she worked for Fox News.
Published: Friday, February 10th, 2023 @ 3:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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Several users of the remarkable software ChatGPT are reporting an apparent glitch that occurs whenever someone asks the AI to say something nice about Donald Trump.
Published: Wednesday, February 8th, 2023 @ 11:04 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Raleigh’s WakeMed campus had the 10th highest number of Emergency Room visits in 2020 nationwide, according to new statistics from NiceRX Health. WakeMed had 127,059 visits in total.
Published: Tuesday, January 10th, 2023 @ 12:55 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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Elon Musk finalized the purchase of Santa's Workshop this week and immediately released internal e-mails which show how the naughty and nice lists were created.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A spokesman for Santa's Workshop today announced the organization's latest advance in their ongoing efforts to determine who's naughty and who's nice
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 6:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Having heard about his boldness in standing up for the pro-life cause, local boomer Susan Levitt asked for help today downloading some music from that nice "Ye" fellow.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 6:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With just more than 30 days to go until the midterm elections, it’s nice to be a Democrat.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 9:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Grunwald family was enjoying a nice day together this morning as Mr. Grunwald got ready for work and Mrs. Grunwald packed the kids' lunches. But this paradisical scene was not to last.
Published: Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 @ 6:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Davis Hoffman has decided to take his fiancée out for nice, romantic dinner lit by lightbulb light — a special treat currently unavailable in California.
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 10:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Alan Roddick skipped church this morning to go out for a nice brunch and spent the whole meal secretly judging all the heathens at the restaurant who don't go to church.
Published: Friday, August 26th, 2022 @ 11:01 am
By: Babylon Bee
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White House sources say President Biden expressed sadness upon hearing that the nice blonde nurse who always follows him around every day has come down with COVID.
Published: Monday, August 22nd, 2022 @ 1:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Janice Faye Hardy Hodges, age 82, a resident of Washington, died Saturday, July 23, 2022, at her home.
Published: Monday, July 25th, 2022 @ 8:22 am
By: Announcements
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Multiple Waffle House locations have been forced to close their doors permanently following an uptick in public safety and a drastic reduction in crime.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 11:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Mrs. Colleen Eunice Moore Lupton, age 87, a resident of Washington, NC died Monday May 23, 2022, at her home.
Published: Wednesday, May 25th, 2022 @ 8:59 am
By: Announcements
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Reacting to the atmospheric change on Twitter since the advent of the Elon Musk era, Fox News Meteorologist Janice Dean celebrated on Thursday, "People have been much nicer on twitter the last few days. Many of the trolls have crawled back into their caves."
Published: Saturday, May 7th, 2022 @ 12:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After Meghan McCain, former co-host of ABC’s “The View,” discussed the hostile environment of the show that she experienced before she ultimately left and Fox News meteorologist Janice Dean sympathized with her, actor Billy Baldwin mocked Dean
Published: Saturday, May 7th, 2022 @ 1:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local Roman soldier Plinius was given his guard assignment for the weekend and was delighted to see he'd been entrusted with guarding the tomb of "some Jewish carpenter guy," as he'd be able to get some shut-eye and have a nice, relaxing weekend.
Published: Saturday, April 23rd, 2022 @ 6:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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By all accounts, Jamie Faith was a fun-loving, nice guy who loved his family and was well-liked by his neighbors.
Published: Tuesday, April 19th, 2022 @ 3:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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UFC fighter Israel Adesanya on Thursday night took on a question that was not directed at him to offer a fierce defense of popular podcast host Joe Rogan, calling Rogan “one of the nicest, coolest, humble motherf***ers” in the industry.
Published: Monday, April 4th, 2022 @ 8:39 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mrs. Janice Faye Whitley Edwards, age 81, a resident of Washington, NC, and a former resident of Grimesland, died Sunday March 20, 2022, at her home with family at her side.
Published: Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022 @ 8:19 am
By: Announcements
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On Wednesday, after New York State Comptroller Tom DiNapoli’s office released a report confirming that the state had severely undercounted the number of nursing home deaths in the early months of the 2020 COVID pandemic
Published: Thursday, March 17th, 2022 @ 6:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Democrat President Joe Biden’s administration is reportedly considering lifting the Foreign Terrorist Organization designation on Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) in exchange for a public commitment from Iran that they will play nice in the region.
Published: Thursday, March 17th, 2022 @ 10:42 am
By: Daily Wire
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On Tuesday night, following President Biden’s State of the Union speech, Biden’s chief of staff, Ron Klain, boasted that according to a CBS News poll, 78% of voters approved of the speech.
Published: Friday, March 11th, 2022 @ 12:24 pm
By: Daily Wire
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