GIRAFFE REBELLION: De Niro, Inflatable Frogs, Headline Unhinged Democrat ‘State Of The Swamp’ CircusHow do you properly protest a sitting president in 2026? By dressing up as inflatable frogs and six-foot giraffes, of course.
Published: Monday, April 6th, 2026 @ 5:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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With the war against Russia still raging, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has announced a new incentive program to encourage women to enlist in the Ukrainian military, with each woman who signs up receiving a free pumpkin spice latte.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As record heat swept across the southern United States in recent weeks, suburban housewives were quick to seize upon brief periods when the temperature briefly dipped just below 100 degrees to break out their voluminous amounts of fall decorations.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 12:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Things were pretty good in the Garden of Eden, but then Adam and Eve had to ruin it by eating from the one tree God explicitly told them not to touch. Ugh!
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 6:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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White Suburban Women Swing Right After Republican Party Rebrands As 'Pumpkin Spice Republican Party'Despite suburban white women demurring from widespread Republican support in the 2020 election, new polling estimates a 25%+ increase in this key demographic's projected support for conservatives in the upcoming midterm elections.
Published: Friday, November 11th, 2022 @ 4:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pumpkin spice addiction is no joke. Experts agree that overdosing on the devilish concoction is the leading cause of death during the fall season. Stay vigilant and keep an eye out for these warning signs:
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Being a homophobic bigot is one of the worst things you can be. It's just like being Hitler! To make sure you're not a homophobic bigot, keep an eye out for these eight troubling signs. If you show any one of these symptoms, get help immediately.
Published: Friday, October 14th, 2022 @ 2:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to both prod the human population as a whole to sample alternative food sources as well as capitalize on the annual fall craze, officials at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland unveiled their plan to introduce new pumpkin spice-flavored crickets.
Published: Friday, September 23rd, 2022 @ 12:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's that time of year again when our wives, intoxicated by the powerful and mysterious aroma of pumpkin spice, break out the autumn decor and transform your home into a quaint slice of farmhouse heaven. But how much is too much?
Published: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022 @ 11:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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I'm a huge fan of free markets, limited government, and the promotion of individual liberty.
Published: Friday, October 12th, 2018 @ 2:26 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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